novelraw Chapter 146 Panda + apprenticeship
Chapter 146 Panda + apprenticeship
Daiyu: "I suddenly remembered what my master said. She said that when things were really difficult, she didn't know what to do, so she just didn't think about it. Do it with your heart." She pushed the little porcelain figurine, and said softly : "I have long wanted to be a teacher."
It's just that it's too embarrassing at the teacher apprenticeship ceremony. "Here, when the archers shoot their arrows, your soldiers cannot step forward."
Yao Sanlang thought for a while: "Go on the box car."
The box car is a kind of box with front, left, right, and upper sides, without the back and bottom, and is specially used for attacking the city against the rain of arrows.
The soldiers pushed the car forward in the car, as if wearing a complete armor.
Daiyu giggled: "How many soldiers can there be in a box car? Huh? What's the use of such a small number of people coming to the front? A drop in the bucket." She rummaged through the box and took out some hot oil. Little man, this little porcelain figure is a pot in the middle, connected to the two people next to it, and there are porcelain firewood stuck to the bottom of the pot.She squeezed it and looked at it, convinced: "Brother Sanlang, you are really skillful."
Yao Sanlang held his face happily and was praised by her, and happily said: "Oh hahaha~ This is what it should be, what it should be."
While speaking, he moved a row of archers from the back row to the front: "I will also shoot arrows."
Daiyu thought for a while: "That's not right. It's not written in the history books and the Art of War that you can shoot arrows from the city to the city. It should not be possible."
Yao Sanlang held his bow and thought for a while: "Yes. We can only charge up with the shield. How do we calculate the casualty rate?"
Daiyu touched her body, and took out a small dice the size of a longan with black horns inlaid with jeweled mother-of-pearl from her purse: "Use this!" There are three pieces of mother-of-pearl forming a landscape pattern, the fourth is an inlaid four-cornered gold square, the fifth is five pieces of coral inlaid with a red plum blossom, and the sixth is six small pearls.
This was taken out by the empress when she asked people to look for the golden crown a few days ago. It was also the emperor's toy back then. She liked it and was coming over.
"The dice say: The casualty rate is four out of ten."
Yao Sanlang silently removed some of the shield soldiers, and brought some up from the back row to top them.
Daiyu was busy arranging the guarding soldiers on the city wall, she really didn't know how to prepare for the battle, and it was too late to read the book, so she had to act wildly.The archers are in front, the soldiers holding stones are behind, and the last is ordinary soldiers with knives and guns.
This can be regarded as a different kind of play... What a cruel little loli.
The soldiers under the city wall were holding shields (the little porcelain figures did not hold shields, but Yao Sanlang said so, and asked Daiyu to think that they were holding shields), carrying ladders (actually they didn’t lift them, he forgot to burn the quilts) Now I just put the ladder on the ground and push it over).The battle is heating up.
Daiyu: "What about the martial arts of the generals of the two sides? If the general defending the city is a master of martial arts, what should he do?"
Yao Sanlang curled his lips: "You are being unreasonable. How can there be such a general? I have only heard of generals who were brave enough to manage an army in ancient times, but I have never heard of martial arts. No matter how strong martial arts are, they will be defeated by a large army." , is also caring about the head and ignoring the back, such a long city wall, how can one person be able to defend it."
Daiyu was a little unhappy, she held her chin and thought for a while, and it really made sense: "Okay..."
Yao Sanlang continued to 'siege the city'.
At this moment, when they heard footsteps outside the house, two eunuchs walked into the Taoist temple, looked at the brightly lit room and passed, and knocked on the door: "Really Yao? Is Master Yao there?"
Yao Sanlang raised his voice and asked, "What's the matter?"
The two eunuchs respectfully said: "I heard that Princess Xuanzhen has come to the temple, I don't know if she is there, have you gone back?"
Daiyu recognized the eunuch's voice: "Not yet, come in and talk. Is your lady looking for me?"
The eunuch pushed the door open and saw two people sitting on the floor of the study through a bamboo curtain. He stood in the small hall at the entrance and said with a flattering smile, "Princess, it's two o'clock in the afternoon. I heard that you haven't returned yet." , don’t worry about it.”
Daiyu exclaimed: "It was only Xu time when I came out! Why so fast. Brother Sanlang, I'm going back. We have an appointment for tomorrow."
"Yeah." Yao Sanlang stood up and gave her a hand. Sitting for a long time inevitably made her waist sore and her legs weak: "I'll wait for you."
so excited!So happy!Oh my god~ I'm so happy.
Little Junior Sister Daiyu~Call me Senior Brother Yunqi~No one else has cute junior sisters, only me.
Daiyu sat on a chariot and was carried back by several young eunuchs.On the way, she still had leisure time: "Stop. I'm going to pick some lotus flowers."
The eunuch was a little anxious: "Princess, what time is it? My mother is going to sleep, but I can't wait. The night is dark, and I haven't had time to prepare the boat..."
Daiyu was too lazy to listen to his nonsense, so she stepped on the white marble railing and crossed into the lake, standing on the lotus leaf, even though the lotus leaf was shaking in the wind, she would not fall into the water.
Stepping on the lotus leaves and floating towards the Huxin Pavilion, some of them leaned forward several times, grabbed the lotus neck and pinched a dozen lotus flowers and a few large lotus leaves.I stepped on the Huxin Pavilion again, turned around and came back floating.
You know how beautiful the slim beauty in white dress and red dress with fluttering sleeves is standing on the lotus leaf in the night wind and moonlight.
The two eunuchs knelt down in fright: "Xianxian Xianxian!"
Daiyu smiled slightly, and threw the little frog on the lotus leaf back far away, only to hear a long cry: "呱~~~~~~" Immediately, a group of frogs clamored. (Omit 250 croaks)
Sitting on the chariot, she took out two lotus flowers and gave them both: "Don't be afraid."
However, the eunuchs still felt weak in their legs.
After entering Yongfu Palace, she was always in a good mood.
The two eunuchs didn't have to go to the door to answer, they took the flowers back to the house, happily raised them with water, thought for a while, and picked off a petal, so that if anyone asked, they would say that they were rewarded because they were not beautiful. of.
How could the eunuchs have a chance to enjoy the flowers, and they couldn't pick them and put them in the house, not to mention getting up early and returning late, it would be even worse if people saw them.
Daiyu came into the room with a large bouquet of lotus flowers in her hands: "Is your mother asleep?"
"Come here!" The queen leaned on the bed with a bad expression on her face: "If you don't send someone to invite you, are you planning to come back tonight?"
Daiyu walked over holding the flowers with an innocent face, half of her face was hidden behind the lotus: "Sister-in-law~ I'm going to finish the serious things I told him."
Seeing a large bouquet of lotus blooming brightly, the queen looked slightly relieved, subconsciously thinking that her coming back so late might have something to do with picking flowers.The tone was also softer: "Is there anything that can't be said tomorrow? The gate of Yongfu Palace is about to be locked, are you going to climb back over the wall again? Daiyu, you are a girl, who said Yao Shenxian is a gentleman?" , you can’t go home at night. If it was originally, it’s fine, I have strict control in the palace, and I’m inconvenient in the past few days, and many people are eager to move.”
Daiyu embraced the lotus in her arms, respectfully and obediently: "Your Majesty said yes, I will never dare again in the future."
What else can the queen say, the little girl admitted her mistake so well, she had no choice but to glance at the maid next to her: "What are you doing stupidly, find a big vase, and raise the lotus." People who smell the lotus are in a good mood .
Daiyu handed over the flowers, let the maids take care of them, and sat down beside the bed: "Sister-in-law, I have discussed with Yao Sanlang, I will go to apprentice tomorrow, and sister-in-law will allow me to take a few days off."
The queen was stunned: "Are you ready to be a teacher?"
Daiyu rested her forehead and sighed: "There is really nothing that can be sold. Brother Sanlang advised me to just break the jars, embroider a purse, prepare a few boxes of snacks, and I'll get it."
The queen was speechless: Simple Yu'er, what I'm talking about is the future where you plan to apprentice and marry Yao Sanlang in a few years?
To put it bluntly, the Emperor Taishang recognized you as a righteous daughter at the beginning because Yao Sanlang was obsessed with you, and the Emperor Taishang felt that Yao Sanlang did not care about power and wealth and might leave at any time, so he used you to hook him.Of course, if I don't tell you about this kind of thing, you won't know.Is it really such a coincidence that you are as beautiful as a fairy, and you can cultivate immortality?It's not Yao Sanlang's contribution to becoming a teacher, have you thought about it?
If you take advantage of him today, even if you become a fairy, you will be his daughter-in-law in the future.That was the place where his family was powerful.
In conscience, if she wants to talk about this matter, she can't say it very well. If she doesn't say it or remind her, she feels that her conscience can't bear it: "Daiyu, let me ask you, you will become a fairy in the future, your parents, master, etc. These mortals are destined to die, and the emperor explained that the virtuous queen can also become an immortal. Haha, at that time, who will be in charge of your marriage? It must be the master you recognized in the fairy world."
Daiyu blinked, blinked, blinked, suddenly realized: "(⊙o⊙)!" Immediately, she blushed.
The maids came over with a large imitation bronze porcelain vase: "Your Majesty, can this work?"
"It's not bad." The queen watched them take the flowers away, and said to Daiyu, "Understood? You can think about it, and everything will not go wrong."
Daiyu blushed and nodded: "I see." It's so embarrassing, yes, the master can indeed make his disciples get married, but Brother Sanlang is not bad, and it seems that Zhenyuan is not the kind of idler.
The queen wanted to say something more, but she heard the maid outside the house: "The emperor is safe!" *4. She had no choice but to keep silent.
The emperor walked back in a well-groomed manner, with a look of color on his face, no one knew what he had just done~ and the sage wrote a very obscene poem in time, which was sandwiched in the book of poetry that the queen likes to read, happy!
"Zitong~~~Uh, Daiyu, you just came?" His voice rippling with unknown objects suddenly choked up, and his tone returned to normal.
Daiyu got up to salute, and planned to take the opportunity to leave.
The emperor stopped her in embarrassment: "Daiyu, you disappeared after dinner, and you didn't do what you should do. Everything is in your room. Get up early tomorrow, and do it before going to court." over."
Daiyu: "Yes." What is it?Going back to the room to see, she was speechless at once, it turned out to be a box of greetings and inquiries, congratulations to the crown prince, and a memorial to the emperor's happy son. She silently studied the ink and silently printed batches of "I know".Pay attention to the official titles on the memorial. They are all officials of the fourth and fifth ranks.
While writing, I thought: The emperor will personally approve the congratulatory memorials submitted by officials with higher ranks, and the memorials submitted by lower-level officials do not need to be approved at all.So... why does the emperor say this is what I should do?This is it!
It took a quarter of an hour to finish writing. Now she knows how to write these three characters. The writing is standard and beautiful. You don't need to control the pen, and you can write it casually. This is called practice makes perfect.
After a night of silence, Yao Sanlang, who had finally slept in the next morning, said this while having breakfast with the Supreme Emperor.
The Supreme Emperor is very happy, this is really a face!Then he asked with a smile: "From now on, I don't have to make decisions about her marriage. Yao Shenxian just needs to marry her junior sister." Brothers and sisters are the easiest couples. Unfortunately, when I was young, I didn't have any sisters, and the palace was too strict. up.
Yao Sanlang blushed shyly: "Oh, don't say it if you know."
Taishanghuang: "Hahahaha!" And there is a sense of crisis. The betrothal of Daiyu to Yao Shenxian should have been done by me, why the sudden change?Could it be that Yao Shenxian felt that my actions were too slow, and he felt dissatisfied?He laughed for a while: "After this apprenticeship, will you come back?" The little beauty has been abducted, and is she still using it to face me, a bad old man?
Yao Sanlang said with a smile: "Of course I want to come back, I still want to teach you how to practice, and Daiyu also has to do her filial piety in front of her parents, how can she run away before she finishes her work."
The Supreme Emperor was a little satisfied, and made up his mind, and smiled calmly: "Shenxian Yao is really a gentleman."
After Daiyu finished her breakfast, she said goodbye to the Supreme Emperor, Empress, parents, and master.
Because of such things as apprenticeship, you can't just go to a teacher and go home, never go again, you have to stay in front of the master for a while, learn what you should learn, and do what you should do, so I have to ask for leave. long vacation.Everyone has no objection, who can object to such a good thing.
The Supreme Emperor: "How do we go? Go on a cloud or on a horse? If you go on a cloud, ride on a cloud when you come back, and let me see what it looks like." He gave the best piece of jade Ruyi to Yao Sanlang.
The Queen: "Be careful when you finish your work. Being away from home is no better than standing at home. Look at Yao Shenxian who can do laundry, cooking, chopping firewood, and lighting a fire. I can’t take it anymore, so I’ll come back. Although it’s hot in summer, don’t sit on the rocks, be careful not to hurt your kidney qi. You should change and wash your close-fitting clothes frequently. Ouch, my God, do you know how to wash clothes? There is no maid to serve you , it’s hard.”
Give her a jar of soap, bath beans, and hand fat.Packed eight suits.
There is no need to mention the nagging of Lin Ruhai and Jia Min.
After all, Fourth Sister Wen was born in Jianghu, she is unrestrained and upright, she doesn't take temporary gatherings seriously: "Practice your kung fu well, don't easily fight with people who don't know the basics. Come on, this is a recipe I wrote, and there are all kinds of secrets in it." I taught Yao San the spices and sauces I made, but told him not to spread them. Daiyu, the green mountains will not change, and the green water will flow forever." And he gave Yao Sanlang dozens of boxes of snacks.
Daiyu burst into tears: "There will be a period later."
He went back to the palace, and left on the cloud amidst the exclamation of the Supreme Emperor.
Yao Sanlang saw that she was still a little downcast, so he made her happy: "Sister, do you still remember that last year we were also in the clouds, and on the way to Longevity Hill, we two ate in Dongyun. It's hot in midsummer now, eating order?"
Daiyu's crying voice was slightly hoarse: "Okay."
Yao Sanlang made a bowl of Yunshuang, a fluffy bowl of snow, poured the rose honey he brought, and the small silver spoon that he didn't know when he brought with him.Smiling attentively and beautifully: "Sister, try it, do you like the taste?"
Daiyu took a bite, it was like eating snow, it was soft and sweet, and it was cold and refreshing: "It's delicious."
The two of them each ate a bowl of ice and snow, talked and laughed, and arrived at Longevity Mountain. Still out of respect, they climbed up from the foot of the mountain step by step.Lu met a Taoist who was invoking his soul. The Taoist covered his chest with dust and was quite vigilant: "Yao Yunqi? Why are you back again?"
Yao Sanlang was quite hurt: "Why can't I come back?" Sure enough, it was the brother who was teased by me, who tried so hard to guard against me.
The Taoist breathed a sigh of relief when he saw a little girl holding a squirrel running out of the nearby woods, and he didn't dare to make trouble if he didn't come back alone.He smiled: "It's nothing, it's just that the master is not at home, it's unfortunate that you came back."
Daiyu grabbed the little squirrel, stroked its fluffy tail, and smiled broadly as she touched it.When she heard the voice, she came back and put the little squirrel on the tree: "Hello, brother." What's your dao name?I forgot……
The Taoist didn't know her well, so his only impression was that the snacks he brought were delicious; Yao Sanlang was a wild horse, and she was a rider with a full set of reins and saddles, and the one she rode was considered a good one. "Something happened in the monastery. A younger brother's soul has escaped. We are catching it. The senior brother is in charge of the overall situation in the monastery. If you see a lonely soul when you go up the mountain, capture it back." The Taoist turned and left.
Daiyu was stunned: "What's going on here? Is the soul... hard to find?"
Yao Sanlang walked up the mountain side by side with her, and picked fruits, grapes, and plantains by the roadside to eat: "Huh?" He snapped the peach in his hand into two halves, and handed the half without tooth marks to Daiyu : "Try it, it's very sweet."
Daiyu took the peach and looked at it curiously, unable to understand how it was broken apart. She took a small bite, and it was really sweet.
Yao Sanlang ate the crispy peaches: "Lonely souls lost in ordinary places are easy to find, and they can be found by following the breath, but, Longevity Mountain is a blessed place with 78 spiritual roots on the mountain, and there are also large and small The thousand-year-old elixir, the hundred-year-old spiritual root, and many elves who have achieved success in cultivation. In front of the mountain and behind the mountain, there are wreckages left by our brothers and sisters who practiced setting restrictions, gathering spirits, obscuring arrays, and various formations. The aura is chaotic. Think It's not easy to find a lonely soul with magic power."
Daiyu looked left and right, but she could only see the rich aura and lingering fairy energy, but she didn't see that it was so complicated.
As I was walking up the mountain, I suddenly heard a few birdsong.
Yao Sanlang pursed his lips, and responded with a few bird chirps, and the bird chirped twice.Yao Sanlang said: "There is a soul over there, I'll go and have a look. Sister, you can go up on the cloud, the master is not at home, so there is no need to be so polite."
Daiyu was not tired from walking, and thought the scenery here was good, but she felt that her skirt was a bit dirty, so she lifted herself up half a meter high with clouds and floated up the mountain.
On the road, I saw the handsome senior brother take off his shirt again, revealing his strong, plump honey-colored muscles, big and round chest muscles and tofu-like abdominal muscles, riding on a fat panda (iron-eating beast) , is playing with the eagle.
Daiyu blushed and quietly hid behind the tree to see what he was doing.
Big brother is so handsome, (ω)
The abs are just as drawn!It looks so hard and strong!
On Chi Xiu's arm, the muscle line looks different from ordinary people, it is very strong and hard, and has a beautiful curvature and obvious blood vessels.He raised his hand and threw the eagle on his arm into the sky: "Go!"
With a long cry, the eagle flew into the sky.
The panda ran wildly all the way with him on its back, its mane flying in the air, and after running for a while, it rushed under the waterfall. The panda seemed to have forgotten that there was another person on its back, and stood up happily: "Wow!"
Out of curiosity and reverence for the elder brother, Daiyu secretly followed and watched from afar.
A snow-white waterfall fell from the sky and landed on his honey-colored shoulders and chest, splashing like broken jade.
The mount stood up, and the person on the mount was so hung up that he was not thrown off. Chi Xiu clamped the panda's fat waist to stabilize himself, and scolded with a smile: "Idiot, are you going to throw me down?"
The panda looked behind in a daze, turned its head unsteadily, and sat down on the ground.
Daiyu exclaimed: "Ah!"
The sound of the waterfall was like thunder, and Chi Xiu was carelessly playing with his pet in the water again, so he didn't care when he heard the exclamation.Just nimble...was thrown to the ground by the panda.Face licked.
There are barbs on the bear's tongue, and it's the same for a cute creature like a panda. His face turned red when he licked it.
"Don't lick it, idiot, go play by yourself! Go, go, someone is watching, don't be ashamed of me." Chi Xiu slowly swam out of the pool under the waterfall, put on his clothes, brushed his hair and dried it, and then He is handsome, upright, knowledgeable and refined: "Come out." It would be cool to run around in summer with only his trousers on, but he must set an example for his juniors.
Daiyu covered her face with her fan, and slowly walked out from behind a big tree 70 meters away: "Senior Brother Chi Xiu..."
Omg my heart is beating so fast...
Chi Xiu asked her calmly, "Why are you here?"
Daiyu leaned on the tree in a dizzy state, looked at him shyly with downcast eyes: "Come to pay homage to the teacher."
Chi Xiu smiled, with a thick, reliable and gentle smile: "It's been more than a year, I thought you forgot."
Daiyu walked over, and saw that the grass was dense in the woods, one foot deep and one foot shallow, and accidentally stepped on a snake: "Ah!!!"
Snake: "Aww! It hurts! I hate it! Can't you see me?" It flicked its tail and left.
Daiyu was dizzy: "I'm sorry..."
She chose to float over and stopped beside the waterfall, and saw the iron-eater, which was as tall as a man standing up, but no matter how she looked at it, she felt that the cute iron-eater was fishing for fish.She said softly, "I haven't forgotten it, but I don't know what kind of teacher apprenticeship ceremony to prepare."
While talking, he took out a box of purses: "Choose and choose, I just embroidered a few purses, can I give them away? Brother, let me have a look."
The elder brother is very gentle: "We didn't give the ceremony when we were apprentices. If you gave it, what should we do? This is not bad."
He picked up a gourd purse with apricot-yellow cloud pattern on the black ground: "This matches the color of the Taoist robe that Master often wears." Clothing color matching is not my forte, but Master's Taoist robe is an apricot-yellow robe with black edges, which matches this Should be good.
Seeing the uneasiness on the little girl's face, Chi Xiu smiled and said, "Where's Jing Huan's soul?"
Daiyu pulled out her sleeve again and took out the psychic jade.
Chi Xiu glanced at him and said, "This is what master wants to do for a teacher. Don't be afraid, Wuzhuang Temple is different from the ordinary world, and there are not so many red tapes. Master doesn't care if you give something. If you don't give it away, he's an old man Don't say anything."
Daiyu quietly breathed a sigh of relief.
"Hehe, ladies from famous families are different. When Yunqi was an apprentice, he asked me if he could eat ginseng fruit after apprenticeship. That cheapskate who is easy to take advantage of, he didn't come today, let you come alone?"
"No, he said he was chasing the soul, and he wanted me to go up the mountain first." Daiyu took out another from her sleeve, and took out a yellow-green background, embroidered with tender green bamboo leaves, and a round iron-eating beast in the middle. Purse: "Senior brother, I gave you a purse. You have taught me a lot, and I can't repay you. Only this needle and thread can be read. It's a shame."
Yes, when she doesn't like to go out in winter, she makes purses for fun. Anyway, embroidery with flying needle and thread is very easy.
Chi Xiu is very happy. Although the purse is small and cute, and the color and pattern do not match his figure and temperament, it is a gift from a rare junior/junior sister. It is to thank him for his good teaching and has no conscience. The juniors rarely say nice words, let alone give gifts. "Thank you."
Hmph, junior sister gave me a gift, you stupid juniors, shouldn't you thank your seniors for teaching you for so many years?I have to teach this too?Forget it, let it go without saying it, now you feel embarrassed to say thank you, and I feel awkward listening to it, I am not that kind of person in the first place, so why force it.Just stop making stupid stories about one junior (hawk) biting off the head of another junior (rat)!
"Master is out, Erlang God and Sun Wukong have a fight, and the whole three worlds are watching the excitement." Drinking, eating fruit and meat, singing and dancing, playing and having fun.The master is Sun Hou's sworn brother, so I went to watch the excitement.
Daiyu asked: "A dispute between the two beauties?"
"What?"
"Brother Sanlang said Erlang God is the most beautiful God of War in the Three Realms, the object of admiration of fairies, Sun Dasheng is also the Monkey King, hehe~" She said to herself: I don't know if Erlang God is good-looking or not, Brother Monkey must be very handsome!Golden and fluffy, with big eyes.
"Hahahahaha that's a good way of saying it! Hahahahahaha" but the elder brother laughed so hard.
The author has something to say: When you were young and ignorant, did you ever have such a strong, gentle, powerful adult male or big brother as your idol?
I don't have that kind of antithesis in my life. Schwarzenegger in the computer feels that way, especially the Terminator, which is my favorite.
He was the one who lured me into the road of no return...