Pride Online

Chapter 327: Babysitter Part VI

“Why are you staring at me, Babe?” Wisana made a whiny voice at Maysa.

“Is it really necessary to get Orn here, too?” She asked in a rock-hard voice. Wisana jumped as the other two slipped out a chuckle.

“Well, Orn seems kind. She probably gets along well with kids.”

Hearing his excuse, Maysa made a drawling voice in her throat, sounding like a slowed hmmm. Wisana tried to swallow his sticky saliva down.

“Are you overthinking about it, May?” Tunwa spoke up. “Orn’s really good with kids, you know. She has two siblings who are a lot younger than her. So, I think that she must know how to deal with kids at least.”

“Right. You two are friends. You have to make an excuse for him anyway.”

Maysa said sarcastically with an extremely fierce look in her eyes, making Tunwa make a drawling sound out of his throat like, ‘What?’

“Now that your girlfriend’s nagging at me, too, Na,” Tunwa said smilingly.

“Don’t you deserve that?” Maysa insisted, frowning.

“Hehe.” While Wisana could only laugh dryly.

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Manoch was gone for about ten minutes before he got back with a group of many people inside the room. And to be more specific, those people were all women. They were standing in a line, waiting to be tested on something, with Wisana sitting on a couch and the girl who was the cause of this in his arms.

“From now on, there’ll be an important test for you.” Tunwa was the one who spoke with the women. “And anyone who passes the test will earn the highest honor from our leader Vincent, which is to be the babysitter of this child.”

He finished speaking as he pointed at Mona Lisa. And he barely took his finger back in time when his freaking niece almost ate his finger again.

Hearing the words from the chief of the field unit like this, the girls started screaming out cheerfully. Because looking from the outside, Mona Lisa looked very adorable, and to be a babysitter for the daughter of their guild leader would feel like winning a lottery!

Well, maybe taking care of his kid could be a way to form some special relationship with him, who knew?

Seeing the girls’ reactions like this, Wisana rolled his eyes as he sneakily let out a long sigh.

“And of course, for the one who gets this job of Mona Lisa’s babysitter, I’ll raise their salary rate as well.”

Manoch added, and those women started cheering even more.

But they did not realize that they were about to be tested by the most dangerous test in their lives. ...These girls did not even notice that this stingy chief of finance even offered to give them more money like this, which meant that what they had to go through would definitely be very difficult.

“Let’s get started,” Wisana said just to get this over quickly.

“Okay, Na. Then, I’m going to start with this group.”

After Wisana’s words, Manoch shouted aloud, before clapping his hands like he was the host of some game shows. And the observers like Waree who was sitting with Maysa started sensing the chaos that could have occurred somehow.

“Check them out, Bro, the three girls of the intelligence unit. They’ve been best friends since they were kids and the best members who are trusted by Chief Nuchjaree to do major jobs with her all the time. They’re also one of our best assassins, the trio, Ta, Ting, Noong.”

After Manoch finished speaking, the three walked forward for Wisana and his daughter to see clearly.

One of them was a shy-looking girl with braided hair and thick glasses. She said, “I’m Ta.”

The second one was a chubby girl with long hair, looking confident to be dressed in a tight little pencil dress like that. “I’m Ting.” She spoke.

And the last one of them was skinny and her face looked like one of those who were bored by the world. Her long straight hair reminded Maysa of Ju-on instantly. “I’m Noong.” The slow voice rang.

Seeing that, Wisana was stunned for quite a while, and it was not just him. His daughter was still in shock that she even let her Lord Inferno stuffed doll fall on the floor.

“How did you like them, Bro? Are these three okay?”

“Put these girls in the same takeaway bag.” Tunwa cut in as he could not stand this anymore.

“Hey!!” Everyone else yelled in unison.

“They’re not some leftover meal from the restaurant, you know.” Manoch objected.

“Leftover meal is a bit too good for them. Tell them to stay away from my niece before they eat all her liver.” Tunwa argued in a loud voice.

“Goodness. We’re people, not a wild lion.” The girl named Noong said in a slow voice.

“A Pob (1) !” The rest of the people in the room yelled out in unison again.

The atmosphere started to feel like a comedian club more and more. Right now. Maysa and Waree were about to roll on the floor laughing at any moment. Meanwhile, Wisana looked both fed up and tired with this somehow.

“Alright now, ...let’s have them test it, so we can get it done.” He said wearily.

“And what do we do next?”

The three asked at the same time, sounding like a surround stereo. Then Manoch nodded in agreement before he briefly spoke,

“You girls just have to try touching Mona Lisa’s cheek.”

After hearing that, the three replied loudly, saying, “Okay, Chief Manoch.” Then they walked toward the girl, holding their hands out in front of them.

“This is going to be hilarious.” Waree turned her face to whisper to Maysa.

“Or maybe not. Baby Mo might have a strange taste.”

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KYAAAAAAA!!!

A scream of terror was heard resoundingly through the guild’s office tent, followed by the three demon girls running out of there barely in time, with a trace of sharp teeth on the skin all over their bodies.

Back inside the tent, it was clear that Mona Lisa was in a totally bad mood, and she even crawled after them to bite them herself. Troubling Wisana, who had to hurriedly carry his daughter up, before she got more upset and chased after the three out of the tent as well!

The rest of the women who were waiting in their queue to take the test started to get nervous. Meanwhile, the judges were curling themselves up as they wheezed out laughter, especially Tunwa who was slapping his knees, looking more satisfied than anyone.

“So, it’s clear that your daughter doesn’t have a weird taste.” He said and grinned. “Well, at least your girl can crawl now, and she can do it so fast.”

“That’s not funny, Tun.” Wisana turned to frown at his friend.

“No, but it’s hilarious. I’ve just seen this kind of thing for the first time, Pobs running away from a child.”

Hearing that, everyone burst out another loud laugh without realizing that the rest of the candidates had started sensing danger now. There were even many girls who looked like they were about to walk out, unless Manoch stopped them in time, as if he knew this kind of thing would happen.

“I am sorry to inform you that in this reality show, there’s no voting yourself out, except that you actually fail the test.”

Many of them started making unwell faces, while Manoch was pushing the girls back inside to take the test. Even though it was against their wills, the test continued.

It felt like drawing lots in the bonus round. But the jackpot in the lots was exceedingly rare, like less than one in a thousand even.

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(1) Pob Or Phi Pob, A ghost in Thai folklore that likes eating raw internal organs from animals or other humans. It’s mostly told to look like a woman who seems to isolate herself from the others in her village.