My System Forces Me to Live off Women

Chapter 292 250: Cleaver Dream_2



Chapter 292 250: Cleaver Dream_2

Wu Wenyue is going to the Royal Art Academy in the Elf Kingdom, to study music, war dance, and other knowledge of the Elf Race.

Xu Manning is entering the Clothing Union in the Elf Kingdom and planning to open a tailor shop.

Li Peifeng also found a job as a librarian at a Magic Academy in the Elf Kingdom. In his spare time, he travels between these two nations, and once they graduate, he suggests finding a place for the four of them to settle down and live a simple life.

But after the three girls understood the special nature of the Shared Dream, they became 'realistic' and were not very willing to live together, even treating Li Peifeng coldly in the dream, focusing solely on learning the knowledge and skills that could be 'realized' when they woke up.

No matter how Li tries to persuade with sweet talk, they don't agree to the cohabitation proposal.

Seeing that he can't even have a harem in the dream, Li Peifeng becomes somewhat disheartened, and the cold attitude of the three towards him makes him lose hope too.

He plans to temporarily give up on romance and becomes realistic himself, diligently studying some major historical records of Narnia to accumulate material for his new book, spending his days in the library.

His contacts are mostly school teachers or students, mainly those handsome male and beautiful female elves.

Of course, Li Peifeng is not bad-looking among elves, coupled with multiple entrances into the dream, or perhaps the dream itself bolsters the 'protagonist', making him top-notch in magic and martial arts in the whole world, and he is quite charming and knowledgeable.

When he accidentally helps some teachers solve a few topics, the school learns of Li Peifeng's ability and awards him the honorary professor title. Over time, he becomes greatly admired and loved by both teachers and students.

Especially those little elf girls, sisters, elf aunties over a hundred years old, and elf grandmas four or five hundred years old…

They will go to the library when idle to discuss some academic issues with Li Peifeng.

Li is a person that enjoys teaching others, and after being neglected by Wu Wenyue, Xu Manning, and Huang Tianxuan, he starts to impart knowledge to the elves, killing time in the dream world.

As a result, once the three girls come to see him, they catch a scene of Li Peifeng happily chatting with the elf girls, leaving him no chance to explain. They immediately start a fight, joining forces to beat him up.

However, Wu Wenyue didn't hold back, and Li Peifeng, being careless, didn't expect them to truly go all out, which resulted in his 2:30 am startling awakening event.

Although Li quickly took perfume and re-entered the dream, resurrected after death, the three girls having experienced the feeling of loss also learn to cherish the present meaning, growing less cold toward him and even agreeing to live together, though life wasn't easy.

Whenever they get emotional over some trivial matter, they exaggerate it and lay hands on Li Peifeng, basically called domestic abuse...

"After all, you can fall asleep and resurrect again even if you die, hitting you is pointless."

"Hit the head! HIT HIM! In waking hours you can't hit him!"

"I warn you, don't force me to fight back! Last time, I wasn't serious..."

"Beast, you dare fight back? If you have the guts, kill me. When I wake up, I'll wake you up too, and ruin your dream?! "

Li Peifeng feels distressed, even though he achieved the 'foursome' in the dream, upon waking he reminisces, finding that half the time was scenes of him being surrounded and beaten.

After a difficult period when the girls finally calm down, and the relationship soothes, then the dream ends!

Love and regret remain from ancient times; good dreams are often the easiest to wake up from.

"Shouldn't they be awake too?"

Li Peifeng instantly opened his eyes, listening to the sounds coming from the two bedrooms.

Wu Wenyue's voice carries a sleepy raspy tone: "What's the rush with all the clattering?"

"Clothes, I have to sketch them down, or I'll forget. Aren't you noting down those songs? Or… didn't you have a shared dream this time?"

"I did, I did. Right, help me turn on my computer."

Huang Tianxuan knocked a couple of times on the door: "Is there a charger, can someone lend me one? I want to jot down things using my phone."

"Coming."

Li Peifeng unplugged the charger from his phone, opened the main bedroom door, handing it inside: "See if it works."

Huang Tianxuan inside glanced up and down at him, seeing the other only wearing shorts, she frowned slightly, just about to close the door, but quickly reopened it…

Li Peifeng looked puzzled as he was about to turn away: "What's up?"

Huang Tianxuan smiled: "Where did Wu Wenyue deal the last blow that killed you in the dream?"

"Why do you ask?"

Huang Tianxuan's smile deepened: "The dream ended abruptly this time, and no one anticipated setting some codes. Perhaps everyone's dream situation is different, how would I know if you had a shared dream or not without asking? Seems… you dreamt she cuts you down?"

"…Definitely a shared dream, no need to ask!"

"Where did she cut?"

Li Peifeng sighed: "Right on the crown, satisfied?"

"Correct answer."

Huang Tianxuan closed the door with a smile, and Li Peifeng was a bit exasperated by her question.

For God's sake!

Even being axed in a dream feels awful!

The ultimate void and real fear of death the biological life feels hit Li Peifeng hard, waking him thoroughly, all sweaty like he just steamed himself in a sauna...

"Click~"

The side bedroom door opened, Wu Wenyue emerged holding her chest with one hand, and her lower part with the other, throwing a glance at Li Peifeng: "Why are you acting shameless without pants?"

"Are you freaking talking about me?!"

Li Peifeng snorted coldly: "What else besides hair are you wearing?"

"Dare to talk back? I'll deal with you in a bit!"

Wu Wenyue dissatisfiedly rolled her eyes and turned to the bathroom...

Little Yueyue, you can't differentiate between dream and reality, can you?! Don't you know who is Xiaowang?

In the dream, you bullied me; upon waking, you still have the nerve to pick on me?!

Li Peifeng gritted his teeth, recalling the lethal blow that killed him, he grew resolute inside, and followed her.

"What are you following me for? I'm using the toilet!"

"I'm going too!"

"No way, wait till I'm done."

"Stop wasting time!"

Li Peifeng ignored her and squeezed in with Wu Wenyue before she closed the bathroom door.

"Wait!"

Wu Wenyue slightly annoyed observed him for a while, ultimately losing to the urgent need, squatting on the toilet, while attempting to close the glass door separating wet from dry…

"Bang~"

Li Peifeng blocked it with a hand, maintaining direct eye contact with her in the cramped toilet: "Go ahead!"

"...Don't look at me!!"

Wu Wenyue's face gradually turned red, squatting on the toilet seat, one hand covering her chest, the other covering her bottom, angrily: "Get out!"

Li Peifeng also got angry: "You murderer, bad woman who plotted to kill your husband, didn't you seem pretty fierce when you stabbed me to death? Where's that dominating and viciousness now?"

Saying this, he attempted to pinch Wu Wenyue's cheek.

Pinched left, blocked, pinched right, she didn't guard against it!

Li Peifeng chuckled, pinching her flushed cheeks with his right hand, shaking back and forth: "In front of my headless corpse, you even said 'Play the music and dance', were you really that happy seeing me dead?! You damn widow, did you know?!"

"Let...go!"

Wu Wenyue, both shy and angry, waved her arms finally knocking off the hand on her face: "Don't go overboard, I'm telling you. If I am provoked, I can slash you for real, even in reality…"

"Oh ho?"

Li Peifeng's eyes sparkled coldly: "A few dreams and you've grown bold?"

He stated, both hands on his waist, stepping forward a little, commanding: "Open your mouth, I'm going too!"

"Get, get away~~"

Wu Wenyue's eyes dodged, her face flushed to the extreme, quickly her body relaxed, subconsciously making a sound, followed by a splash from the toilet.

Looking again, Li Peifeng was already gone, and instead had turned on the faucet at the sink, seemingly washing his face but returned seconds later back into the cramped bathroom, still with hands on hips…

"I'm not done yet!"

Wu Wenyue helplessly: "Can you wait a bit?"

Li Peifeng coughed slightly: "I had a wash, hurry up and open your mouth, the spot is just right!"

Wu Wenyue just wanted to say something rude when, "Click~", the bathroom door opened.

Huang Tianxuan glanced at the toilet's direction and, even seeing them both, reacted calmly, even calmly walked to the sink, pulled out toothbrush and cup and other toiletries.

Water filled, toothpaste squeezed, brushing teeth!

Patronized them both at the toilet once more, Huang Tianxuan blinked, playfully smirked: "You guys keep going, don't mind me."

Xu Manning somehow stood at the doorway too, each hand covering chest and lower part, impatiently urged: "What keep going? Quickly come out, I need to use it too!"


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