My System Forces Me to Live off Women

Chapter 291 250: The Machete Dream

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Li Peifeng also felt that what he just did was quite over the top, actually being in the kitchen with Wu Wenyue and Xu Manning, leaving Huang Tianxuan alone in her room.

The worst part was Wu Wenyue and Xu Manning, as if they had planned it, making deliberate noises, even though Li Peifeng expressly forbade it, Huang Tianxuan in the master bedroom could definitely hear everything clearly, which was very awkward.

Li Peifeng was well aware of the 'conspiracy' of the two girls, and after a quick resolution, he found an opportunity to go to the master bedroom to try and comfort Huang Tianxuan, so that she wouldn't stew in anger and strain their relationship.

"Why are you in my room if you're not staying in the living room?"

"It's too cold in the living room, and I kind of miss you a little."

"Cut the crap and get out!"

Huang Tianxuan was clearly still angry, wanting to kick him out but unable to.

"I'm definitely sleeping in this room today, sharing a bed but not crossing the line. If you have any requests, I won't refuse them either."

"Mmm... let go... don't cover my mouth!"

Li Peifeng hugged her and consoled, "Keep it down, it's time to sleep, are you planning to stay up all night with me? Don't you want to dream?!"

"Let go!"

Huang Tianxuan gasped as she sat up, kicking Li Peifeng hard: "Move over there, stay away from me, don't touch me!"

"Alright, no problem."

"Turn off the lights."

Anyway, Huang Tianxuan agreed to the request to share a bed with Li Peifeng, but with another person on the bed, the sleepiness that had emerged initially dissipated again.

Tossing and turning, unable to sleep!

About five or six minutes later, Li Peifeng asked softly, "Can't sleep? Want me to leave?"

"..."

Seeing no response, he slowly leaned closer and whispered, "Actually I have a way that'll help you fall asleep quickly, wanna try?"

"What is it?"

In the darkness, Li Peifeng leaned in for a kiss, simultaneously reaching his hand into Huang Tianxuan's bed.

"Are you sick or what?"

"Just try it, it really works, didn't you see the other two already falling asleep?"

"No..."

There was a struggle at first, but gradually it ceased.

Love is a solitary boat, adrift in the eternal night, upside down in the sea of karma.

Love is the fullness of an evening candle, a silhouette circling back.

Love is flawless as heavenly clothes, yet has flaws.

Love is between lips and teeth, love is between fingers.

Love is in the meeting dreams of people.

At 1:40 am in the capital, all four had fallen asleep, and in their dreams, they would meet again.

But life is like a dream, and dreams naturally have regrets.

Once the three girls know about the uniqueness of this dream, can they allow Li Peifeng to easily enjoy the blessings of having them all?

Things are getting interesting!

...

"Damn! You guys leave me loveless!"

At 2:00 am, Li Peifeng woke up in a cold sweat, cursed, turned on the bedside lamp, and looked at the still sleeping Huang Tianxuan beside him, who was muttering in her sleep;

"Died? I... what do I do? Can he still live? He can't die, the child can't be fatherless!"

Li Peifeng's face softened, got out of bed, and went into the side room.

The room was pitch black, but by pulling open the curtains, relying on the moonlight from outside, he could vaguely see two girls sleeping on the bed. Filled with indignation, Li Peifeng lifted his foot to kick Wu Wenyue, but paused when he heard them talking in their sleep.

"It's over, it's over, that slash was too ruthless just now. Xuanxuan, stop doing CPR, the kid's dad's head has flown five meters away."

"Wu Wenyue!! Are you missing your brain stem? It's one thing to joke around, but actual spousal murder? Tianxuan is only a month pregnant! What should she do?"

"Manning, you little troublemaker, don't act as if you weren't involved. Just say whether you feel relieved or not?"

"Relieved is relieved, but the heart hurts even more, boohoo."

"Stop crying, it's just giving him a lesson in a dream, let's go, let's have music and dance, later Tianxuan, I'll raise your child... oops? Why are you hitting me? Stop it!!"

"Murderer, die!"

"Hit, hit hard! Only beating the crap out of them is good!"

Through the sleep talk, Li Peifeng figured out that the two girls started attacking Wu Wenyue, but was still unsatisfied, and wished to wake them up with a slap each, but after some thought, just ground his teeth and returned to the living room.

"I wonder if this dream interruption can continue? It should be..."

Li Peifeng rummaged through his pockets for the Breath of the Nether Sea, poured out a little, swallowed it, and once again fell into a deep sleep on the sofa.

"Chop me with a knife? I, Li Peifeng, though dead, can still be reborn from the underworld soil!!"

...

Wednesday, 8 am.

Li Peifeng slowly woke up on the sofa, but didn't get up immediately, instead closing his eyes again, sorting through the memories in his dream.

This was the third time sharing a dream with someone, but the experience was not as good as the first two times.

The first time sharing a dream with Zhao Qingge, it was an amazingly unforgettable 'Drunkenly unsure if the sky is in the water, the whole boat of clear dreams presses down the Milky Way.'

The second time sharing a dream with the four girls, it was a sweet and happy 'A curtain of dreams in the night moon, a ten-mile tenderness in the spring breeze.'

But this third time, it was an unrestful 'Hate surging from love, thoughts surging from separation.'

At the beginning of the dream, the four did not continue the 'Aolai Kingdom' story, each also changed identities, having just crossed into the otherworld, having to start from scratch, gradually merging into the dream world.

Luckily, having had experience, everyone quickly adapted and gained some ability to protect themselves. But also because of the experience, the girls had clear goals, focusing their thoughts on achieving their plans, having no choice but to go their separate ways.

Huang Tianxuan was going to the dwarf's Helu Academy to study, pursuing her goal of dual cultivation with demons.