novelraw Chapter 87: Something is really wrong with their brains today!
Chapter 87: Something is really wrong with their brains today!
"Oh, the suit." Xiao Shen replied as he scratched the back of his head.
It really was not convenient to withdraw the gifts at this moment, and was time for him to show his prowess as a five star general in chief of the Convenient Lying army!
"Well, I wore it the day before yesterday and it got all dirty, so I took it over for a wash, but, alas, it was dryclean only."
He put on a dejected look and shook his head. "Then I gave it to a guy who claimed to be able to fix it, but then he suddenly disappeared and blocked my phone number. Oh, and I also used a tracking app to try and locate him, only to find out that he went all the way over to London! Then, he went to the USA and stopped at my sister’s house. Then, she gave me a call and scolded me for ruining the suit."
Xiao Shen spread out his hands. "So it’s not available at this moments for you to borrow!"
"...." Tian Hua pursed her lips slightly.
"...." Liang Yang who was tying up his hair into a bun stopped in his tracks.
"....." Xue ’Kevin’ Waoming blinked in confusion.
Even Dong Wang turned over on his bed.
It was clearly a bullsh*t story, but why did it make sense?!
Xiao Shen had covered pretty much any question directly related to the suit that could arise.
Where is the suit? It’s back in the USA with the person who sent it!
Why was it sent back? Because it was stolen by a scammer who then ran away overseas!
Why did the scammer run overseas for a single five hundred dollar suit? Eh, well, ask the author! That’s not a question related to the suit!
As for why the scammer had gotten the suit, it was because he had accidentally wet washed it when it was dry clean only and the fellow had claimed to be able to fix it!
Such a convenient lie~
"Oh. Too bad." Xue ’Kevin’ Waoming sighed and shook his head. "It’s a shame, then."
He felt like he would have looked really cool in that western suit!
"It really was a nice suit." Dong Wang nodded his head and went back to his novel.
"Hmm." Tian Hua nodded her head. She remembered the suit that Xiao Shen had worn the day before yesterday.
Come to think of it, that was also the day that the two of them had apparently gotten drunk without drinking and started spouting scientific nonsense that actually made sense!
It was a miracle that the boss of the cafe had not kicked them both out that day.
Wait... we didn’t drink that day...
Tian Hua frowned slightly. The only thing that she had taken were her drugs and the strange candy that Xiao Shen had brought...
Was that magic candy!
Her eyes widened and she looked at Xiao Shen with an excited look.
This gentleman— Ugh, no, this lady had gotten obsessed with all things magic upon meeting Chu Miao and witnessing real magic!
"....." Xiao Shen blinked in confusion as she suddenly latched herself to his arm and gave him an expectant gaze.
What’s going on??
"Ahaha, Student Hua, stop oppressing those single dogs in the room!" Liang Yang laughed when he saw the look in her eyes.
"Bah, Dong Wang is the only single dog in this room!" Xue ’Kevin’ Waoming said. "This genius has wholly devoted his time to training. When the time comes, I’ll definitely win a gold medal in the Olympics!"
Dong Wang heard him and rolled over in fury. "Kevin, you bastard! Who are you calling a dog?! Do you want me to beat you to death?!"
Xue Waoming blinked and looked at Dong Wang. "Bro... With which arms?"
His arms were well toned, lean and muscular, while Dong Wang’s were only lean. Very lean.
"Ahahaha, you’d get rekd in only one punch!" Liang Yang laughed out loud.
"Liang Yang and Kevin, you two bastards! Our friendship is over! Wait till laozi uploads your black histories onto Weibo!" Dong Wang yelled at them and shook a fist, raising his phone to show two separate folders.
One was titled Liang Yang’s middle school recital confession.
The other was titled Xue Waoming vs Monkey at the monkey bars.
The two involved had their faces instantly whiten.
Liang Yang felt those cringey memories return, the ones of when he had confessed to their male teacher during a middle school recital, and Xue ’Kevin’ Waoming recalled when he and the principal’s very small monkey, who had it’s sharp teeth removed, fought a serious battle in the playground. And he lost. (He was already fifteen, btw).
"Heh." Dong Wang adjusted his glasses and made them gleam with a cold light.
Instantly, Xue ’Kevin’ Waoming and Liang Yang fell on the floor and began to kowtow.
"Have mercy, laozi! These ones did not know what they were doing!" The both of them cried out at the same time.
If those videos got onto the school forum, how would they have the face to walk about in daylight ever again?!
The only option left would be to seek the Yangtze kiang!
"Tee-hee." Tian Hua giggled cutely and smiled. "Classmate Wang, could you forward the video to me? I’m really curious about Student Liang and Student Kevin’s black histories!"
Liang Yang was dating one of Tian Hua’s roommates and Kevin was a cousin to another of her roommates. They could be said to be acquainted, and, as such, there was not anything wrong with her taking a look.
But, of course, she was only joking. Black histories were something very private that were not meant to be shared!
"Hehe," Dong Wang smiled evilly and nodded his head. "Definitely! I—HEY!"
He had not finished speaking when the athletic Xue Waoming suddenly exploded with a burst of energy and snatched the phone.
"Ahaha, good job Kevin!" Liang Yang complimented as he stood up and also made a run for it. "Quick! Delete our black histories from the phone!"
"Hey! Give me back my phone! I’m not done reading my novel!!!" Dong Wang yelled as he stood up and dashed after them.
"....." Xiao Shen.
He felt like there was definitely something wrong with these fellows’ brains today!