My Life is a literal「Life」stream!

Chapter 86: Xue Waoming: What about the western suit??

He and Tian Hua soon returned to the dorms. But, since they passed the second female dormitory and the shortstack latched on to his arm did not show any signs of wanting to return to her own room, he decided to let her follow him back to the male dormitory.

"I’m back!" Xiao Shen announced to no one in particular as he opened the door and entered inside.

"Tee-hee, sorry for the intrusion~" Tian Hua giggled cutely as she smiled.

"Eh? Student Hua? You’ve reconciled with Xiao Shen?" Liang Yang raised a brow. It was almost one o’clock in the afternoon and he had returned from his girlfriend’s place.

"Ahaha, we’re now in a relationship. We even went on a date yesterday. You know, the type where you would go out to eat and end up—" Tian Hua smiled even more broadly as she spoke, until Xiao Shen suddenly covered her mouth with his palm.

"Something like that." Xiao Shen sighed and shook his head.

If Tian Hua kept spilling the beans by announcing that they both went on a date yesterday, and, in particular, ’the type where one ends up having sex’, then he...

Wait! It was not even like they even did anything!

Why the hell was she always putting the last part of the sentence, even?!

"Is that so? It seems Xiao Shen is officially a man now, ahaha!" Liang Yang flashed a knowing smile.

"Are you still coming for the cocktail, Xiao Shen?" Xue ’Kevin’ Waoming asked as he leaned into the swivel chair in front of the computer system and swung around.

"Yeah, hope you won’t bail like a certain someone." Liang Yang said as he gave Dong Wang a bitter look.

"Bah, I’m too invested into this new novel!" Dong Wang rolled his eyes as he adjusted his glasses, making it reflect a cold light. "We only have two days of weekend break and I’ve got to binge three hundred Chapters! I’ll only remember you exist when I’m done."

"Dong Wang, you bastard! The boat of friendship is very fragile and you just turned ours over!" Liang Yang shook his fist at him.

"Go to hell!" Dong Wang rolled over on his bed, heartlessly backing Liang Yang. "When did I even say that I was going to come?!"

"Student Yang, if Classmate Wang is not coming, could I take his place?" Tian Hua also adjusted her round glasses on her small nose.

For four eyed people, adjusting their glasses was like a reflex action mixed with a touch of OCD.

If they stayed alone for a long time, they would suddenly feel uncomfortable and reach out to adjust their glasses.

If they were around people and someone adjusted their own glasses, then they would feel very uncomfortable until they did so too.

"Yeah, I wanted to ask you that." Xiao Shen nodded his head, backing her.

"Really?!" Liang Yang’s eyes gleamed. "Student Hua, I owe you one!"

"Alright, then. I won’t stand on ceremony!" Tian Hua smiled cutely and nodded her head.

"...." Liang Yang twitched the corners of his lips.

Student Hua... You know it’s just an expression and is not to be taken literally, right??

He cleared his throat and looked at the time on his phone. "It’s already one fifteen, guys. Let’s get going."

"Wait, like, now??" Xiao Shen blinked in confusion.

He had just got back and hadn’t even sat down yet!

"Of course!" Liang Yang nodded his head and pulled out a bunch of keys. "I’ll drive!"

This gentleman had taken his driver’s license test and used every opportunity he got to show off.

"Show off!" Xue ’Kevin’ Waoming rolled his eyes. Then he looked at his body. "Still, is it okay to just go like this? Aren’t these clothes inappropriate?"

He had headed over to the gym earlier in the morning and came back at about eleven o’clock. He had taken a bath and had lunch, but was still a bit tired.

Currently, he was only wearing a black tank top that showed off his lean muscles, but, following the new censorship laws in their beloved motherland, even wearing a tank top was now immodest!

"Oh, no worries." Liang Yang waved him off. "When we get there, we’ll be given fancy tuxedos and bow ties, you know, those western suits for cocktail parties."

"Oh, right." Xue ’Kevin’ Waoming looked at Xiao Shen. "What about that your expensive western suit? You promised that you’d lend it to me!"

Xiao Shen froze for a split second. He recalled that something like this really did happen:

「"Hey, Waoming. Bro, lend me some forty RMB so I can buy fruits..."

"No problem. But you’ll definitely allow this brother to borrow your suit and impress girls!"」

F*ck!

Xiao Shen cursed inwardly. He had thought that Xue ’Kevin’ Waoming had said that so that it could add to the word count, but it turned out he was serious!

However, Xiao Shen did not have any western suit right now as, he had found, things gifted by the stream expired after a period of time!

[Anchor, I could gift another one for another request!]

«[### has gifted you a western suit!]»

[No! No! Anchor, let me do it!]

«[### has gifted you a better western suit!]»

[Anchor never promised a request, both of you!]

[@###, speaking of requests, make sure to pick fun and interesting things!]

[@###, yeah, why haven’t you made any requests yet??]

[Ahaha, I’m waiting for them to stack up to ten!]

[Anchor, quickly pick a suit!]

[Anchor, pick one!]

[Bwahahahaha! Anchor will definitely pick MINE!]

«[### has gifted an extremely ordinary, unremarkable western suit with no special qualities and is suitable for ordinary mortal humans to wear!]»

The human mind worked in strange ways, because, when someone else wanted you to do something, you would not feel like doing it. But, if you were told not to do something, then you would want to do it!

This was why Xiao Shen first felt the impulse to reject this Viewer’s gift.

Then, his eyes gleamed as he read the item description.

Unremarkable, extremely ordinary and with no special qualities...

Was this not precisely what he needed?!

The original western suit was practically indestructible, and were Xue Waoming to figure out something, would he not get whisked off by the government?

That was something he did not want at all!