My Life is a literal「Life」stream!

Chapter 72: Xiao Shen: Come, what did I ever do to deserve this?!

The f*ck am I even saying?

Tian Hua shook her head vigorously. She had just experienced magic. Real magic!

She looked at Chu Miao with wide eyes. "You really are a witch..."

"Yes. That was why I was able to trace Fellow Arcanist Xiao Shen’s aura to this place..." Chu Miao nodded her head.

"Fellow Arcanist Xiao Shen..." Tian Hua’s eyes widened even more. "F*ck! Don’t tell me Xiao Shen-ge is some sort of wizard!"

In xianxia novels, Cultivators addressed each other by Fellow Daoist. If Chu Miao addressed Xiao Shen by Fellow Arcanist, then did that not mean that he was also a wizard?!

"Ahaha, you are right." Chu Miao nodded her head. She was about to open her mouth and tell Tian Hua that it would be best for them to leave, when Xiao Shen’s voice came from the bushes in front of them.

"F*ck!!"

The ground rumbled and gave Tian Hua a scare. She yelped out of shock and took a few steps back. "Xiao Shen is over there! Shen-ge might be in trouble!!"

"He is indeed over there!" Chu Miao had a conflicted look on her face. On one hand, she could take this little junior sister away by force and leave the area, successfully escaping the Warlock. On the other hand, she could barge in at an unexpected moment and help Fellow Arcanist Xiao Shen out.

What was she to do?

"I have to see if Xiao Shen-ge is okay!" Tian Hua said as she darted towards the bushes.

"Little junior sister, wait!" Chu Miao raised her hand to stop her, but she was a fraction of a second too late and the petite girl had already vanished into the bushes.

***

"F*ck!" Xiao Shen moved as swiftly as he could, dodging all the blows by the skin of his teeth and prepared to evade the golems.

But then, the bushes slightly shook and a petite, pretty girl wearing glasses came out of the surrounding trees. "Xi... Xiao Shen-ge??"

"F*ck!" Xiao Shen had blood spurt out of his nose.

Tian Hua-jie... Where the f*ck are your clothes?!

To see a pretty girl unclad was the greatest distraction a man could face!

And, unless that ’pretty girl’s was your grandma, sister or mother, there was no way one would be able to look away!

"Ack!" The blood that had spurted from Xiao Shen’s nose was not because the world had suddenly become some crappy anime series, but, instead, because the truck sized fist of one of the golems had slammed into him.

Xiao Shen made several spins in the air, making him look like some kind of bloody fountain as he spun and landed next to Tian Hua.

He shook his head and forced himself to look at her face. "Hua-jie?! What the f*ck are you doing here?!"

"I should be the one asking you that!!!" Tian Hua whispered fiercely with fear in her eyes. "Who are these people?! What are those... those things?!"

Zhao Xixi and Zhou Lan were swiftly approaching him with balls of white fire in their palms, while the golems were heading for Tian Hua.

She did not know why, but she felt a weird pain spread through her body as she saw those golems. She was absolutely terrified of them for some reason!

"Ahhh!" Tian Hua screamed in terror and fell on the ground as she curled up in a foetal position with her arms covering her head.

Xiao Shen, however, gritted his teeth and endured the pain he was currently feeling to stagger to his feet and stand in front of her.

[Anchor is so brave!]

[Hero saving the beauty, tsk, what a cliche trope!]

[Anchor looks so handsome standing there like that!]

[So wholesome~]

"....." Xiao Shen had the corners of his lips twitch.

F*ck wholesomeness! Why aren’t you guys gifting me abilities?!!

He raised his head and spread out his arms. "Well?!"

[Anchor is not impressing me. Not sending anything.]

[Anchor should do something interesting...]

[Go and die, Anchor!]

[I’ve got you, Anchor~]

«[Viewer ###’s mental state is currently that of burning with jealousy]»

«[Viewer ### has gifted you x5 lightning bolts!]»

"..." Xiao Shen was speechless once again.

Come, what did I ever do to deserve this?!

BANG!

As soon as Zhao Xixi and Zhou Lan shot out Flamespheres, the sky rumbled and five streaks of lightning crashed to the ground!

BOOM!

The two flamespheres were thoroughly destroyed by the lightning, while the two Warlocks behind them had to stop and hurriedly make a mana shield.

However, the strength of these beams of lightning was so high that their mana shields were instantly smashed to pieces!

"Ack!" Xiao Shen, Zhao Xixi and Zhou Lan were all hit by the lightning, becoming scorched black in the process. All three of them fell on the ground and began to spasm like crazy.

At the same time, the effect of the magical treasure that Chu Miao had used earlier finally wore off and the clothes on she and Tian Hua’s bodies stopped being transparent.

"Phew." Chu Miao heaved a sigh of relief. She had not made a move as she did not want to jump in and let everyone see her embarrassing places!

Now that her clothing had reappeared, it was time for the Chu Clan’s First Level Lay Arcanist rank Chu Miao to join the fray!

"Fireball!" Chu Miao shouted as she dived through the bushes and rolled over to a safe position away from the centre of the battlefield. Even though she had jumped in blindly, she could sense the mana fluctuations around her and avoid the places wit- the highest ones!

However, on joining the fray, this First Level Lay Arcanist rank Witch from the Chu Clan found that Fellow Arcanist Xiao Shen and two other Arcanists were lying flat on the ground and spasming like crazy. Little junior sister Tian Hua was also lying on the floor, but she was currently curled up in a foetal position and shivering from terror.

Chu Miao had a dumbfounded look on her face as she looked at the golems that seemed frozen in time. Golems were like puppets and were almost always remotely controlled through the mind of those who had made them.

And, as their maker was currently one of the people lying on the floor, there was no way for the golems to keep being able to move!

"....." Chu Miao directed her fireball and smashed it into a golem closest to her position. And, as expected, it hit at a point blank range, turning the rock golem into a torch. A torch that became ashes in the span of a few minutes.