novelraw Chapter 66: Dong Wang: F*CK! Isn’t that my roommate?!
Chapter 66: Dong Wang: F*CK! Isn’t that my roommate?!
"Ah, brings back memories..." Chu Miao sighed. Seeing a dormitory again made her remember her days as a university student at Harvard. And Oxford. And Cambridge. Ten times each in a span of hundred years.
She walked in and came across a lanky young man wearing glasses. These glasses tended to refract rays of wisdom whenever he adjusted them.
"Hello~" Chu Miao gave him a cheerful wave.
"Uh, hi?" Dong Wang looked behind him to make sure that there wasn’t someone else there. He raised a brow and looked at her. "You’re talking to me?"
"Of course, silly!" Chu Miao beamed brightly. Her eyes gleamed as she asked: "Do you know any young man here that goes by the name Xiao Shen?"
"Xiao Shen?" Dong Wang was taken aback.
F*ck, is that not my roommate!
He did not know why this pretty woman was looking for Xiao Shen, so he did not directly say that he knew her. Instead, he tried to probe a bit. "Uh, why are you looking for him?"
"He has something I need." Chu Miao placed a finger on her cheek, "Also, he helped me and took me out to hospital and I haven’t told him a thank you yet."
"Oh." Dong Wang nodded his head. "I don’t really know..."
「"I’m heading out."」
Dong Wang suddenly recalled the matter with Tian Hua and nodded his head. "Well, I do not know where he currently is, but I know someone who might. Though, whether or not we can see her is another matter. After all, they both should have been together."
"Oh, ok." Chu Miao nodded her head. "Let’s go, then!"
Now that her injuries did not hurt, she was bubbling with energy!
Thus, Dong Wang and Chu Miao both went over to the second female dormitory. The female dormitory, unlike the male one, was sacred ground. Any guy who dared come within was surely seeking out death, and so, Dong Wang stopped at the front gate. He shook his head and sighed. "My path ends here, Sister."
"Hmm?" Chu Miao raised a brow. "The building knows where he is?"
She raised her hand and knocked on the side of the wall.
Knock. Knock.
"Uh, hello, Mr. Building?" Chu Miao said skeptically, making Dong Wang burst out in laughter.
"Ahahaha, you’re quite funny, Sister!" Dong Wang chuckled out loud. "Tian Hua, Xiao Shen’s childhood sweetheart, stays in there. Just go in and ask of Tian Hua of the chemistry department."
Funny? What’s funny?
Chu Miao raised a brow in confusion.
She had genuinely expected the building to speak, just like the wall in the Jiangnan Central Coven.
"Ah, for a second there I almost forgot you guys are mortals." Chu Miao face-palmed lightly with a smile on her face.
"Hmm?" Dong Wang was confused.
"Thank you, junior brother~" Chu Miao waved at him as she opened the gate and headed into the female dorm.
"Right..." Dong Wang nodded his head as he turned around and left.
Neither of them noticed the presence of Bai Ningxue who had been standing right next to them
***
Meanwhile, Xiao Shen continued walking deeper and deeper into the forest. Not too far behind, Zhao Xixi and Zhou Lan followed him.
He walked into the forest step by step, only to suddenly come to an abrupt halt.
[Anchor’s pose, so overbearing!]
«[### has gifted you +99
[Say something cool, Anchor!]
[Anchor, say: Come out and face laozi you trash!]
[No, Anchor should say: Don’t blame me for being impolite if you do not dare face this daddy directly!]
[Tsk, that’s just making Anchor seem like some kind of crude barbarian. Anchor should say: Is it not good manners to greet upon meeting?]
[Bah! That’s stupid!]
[Anchor should just directly attack them!]
«[### has gifted you a one time usage of the
[Idiot, what is Anchor supposed to do with a sword technique?! He is not even holding a sword!]
[Haha, Anchor might be able to use his... ’sword’, lol]
[OMG!]
[Is it weird that I’m looking forward to it?]
[Looking forward to it x2]
[Looking forward to it x3]
[Looking forward to it x4]
[Sigh... I’ve got you, Anchor.]
«[### has gifted you +1 Ordinary Sword!]»
"....." Xiao Shen was speechless.
However, it one took away all the trolling, the suggestions of these existences were not all too bad.
He made the mental motion of ’withdrawing’ the Aura gifted him, and a terrifying presence exploded from his body.
The Aura pill was precisely this, but somehow condensed into pill form for convenience.
WHOOSH!
This terrifying pressure swept across the entire forest like a raging tsunami, making Zhou Lan and Zhao Xixi to freeze in their tracks. With this overbearing tyrannical presence, he half turned and smiled. "Humph, it is considered good manners to greet one another upon meeting for the first time. Come out and face this laozi, or don’t blame me for being impolite!"
As he spoke, he made the mental command of ’withdrawing’ the sword that he had been gifted. Thus, a sword suddenly appeared in his hand.
To make everyone happy, he had combined all their suggestions into one.
[Ahaha, Anchor took my advice!]
[I’m so flattered, Anchor took mine too!]
[Tsk, Anchor should not take suggestions from anyone but me!]
[Anchor has gotten those two as wet as chickens that fell into a pot of soup, lol!]
What Xiao Shen had done was extremely effective. So effective, that Zhao Xixi and Zhou Lan were completely petrified!
The two instantly undid their spells and bowed ay him, cupping their fists.
"First Level Lay Arcanist rank Zhou Lan greets his Senior Arcanist." Zhou Lan bowed deeply and gave Zhao Xixi a look, prompting her to say the same.
"First Level Lay Arcanist rank Zhao Xixi greets her Senior Arcanist!" Zhao Xixi swiftly restrained her mana aura as much as she could and echoed right after he did.
Though she did not know why Zhou Lan wanted them to lower their realms, she knew that he always had a hidden contingency plan to counter every scenario.
And, were an unexpected scenario to suddenly pop up, he would always have a hidden contingency plan just in case his hidden contingency plans were to fail!