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Magic Murder Cube Marine (Book 1 Stubbed)
Author's note: Don't overthink it, just read it. It's funny.
Francis Francis Francis the 3rd was one hell of a Marine. He died doing what he loved, killing everyone around him.
After being vaporized in the line of duty, Francis is transported to a new world full of gods and magic. Too bad Hades is trying to kill him for declining a job offer and System holds a grudge for what happened during character creation. At least his new patron deity seems nice.
Armed with nothing but his lucky pink booty shorts, a pair of matching flip flops, and nineteen years worth of experience fighting in the Marine Corps, Francis must find a way home to his fellow grunts, or be listed as KIA forever.
What to expect: An overpowered Marine running around a medieval LitRPG world doing grunt things with great enthusiasm, making friends along the way.
Monogamy, Comedic Violence, Military Humor, Murderous Unicorns, Crunchy Numbers, Fun Characters, Unique Systems, Great Representation, Intelligent Himbos, Meme Gods, and Taco Rice.
Grunts love this book, and you will too!
Francis Francis Francis the 3rd was one hell of a Marine. He died doing what he loved, killing everyone around him.
After being vaporized in the line of duty, Francis is transported to a new world full of gods and magic. Too bad Hades is trying to kill him for declining a job offer and System holds a grudge for what happened during character creation. At least his new patron deity seems nice.
Armed with nothing but his lucky pink booty shorts, a pair of matching flip flops, and nineteen years worth of experience fighting in the Marine Corps, Francis must find a way home to his fellow grunts, or be listed as KIA forever.
What to expect: An overpowered Marine running around a medieval LitRPG world doing grunt things with great enthusiasm, making friends along the way.
Monogamy, Comedic Violence, Military Humor, Murderous Unicorns, Crunchy Numbers, Fun Characters, Unique Systems, Great Representation, Intelligent Himbos, Meme Gods, and Taco Rice.
Grunts love this book, and you will too!
- Chapter 1: Afterlife Buffet
- Chapter 2: System
- Chapter 3: Spawnkill
- Chapter 4: Language Barriers
- Chapter 5: The Incredible Gruntness of Being
- Chapter 6: Chuck
- Chapter 14: The God Talk
- Chapter 15: BOHICA
- Chapter 16: Smack!
- Chapter 17: Answering Prayers
- Chapter 18: Decision Making
- Chapter 19: Warmind
- Chapter 20: Big Mary
- Chapter 21: The Way Forward
- Chapter 22: A Holy Trinity
- Chapter 23: Hello Friend
- Chapter 24: Something Wicked
- Chapter 25: The Tournament
- Chapter 26: System Goes for a Walk
- Chapter 27: I Don't Like Onedays
- Chapter 28: Decimated
- Chapter 29: Boned
- Chapter 30: Hell in a Mine Cart
- Chapter 31: Brexis in Flames
- Chapter 32: Scorpions
- Chapter 33: Clever
- Chapter 34: My Nature
- Chapter 35: Shut Up, and Dig
- Chapter 36: God Given Gifts
- Chapter 37: The Bad Man
- Chapter 38: Where in the world is Francis Francis Francis?
- Chapter 39: Pretty Lights
- Chapter 40: Debate
- Chapter 41: People Food
- Chapter 42: Questionable Tactics
- Chapter 43: Dire Rage
- Chapter 44: See Spot Run
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