Inventory of The Famous Scene: Starting from Emiya

Chapter 415 - 401: The Royal Capital Arc Begins!

[ "If you say it’s possible, then go for it, Kazuma! You surely won’t let us down." Darkness smiled and patted the latter on the shoulder, her words full of trust.

"Of course!" Kazuma smiled knowingly upon hearing this, then assumed a fighting stance: "Magic Sword users and Demon King Generals... just think about what kind of opponents I’ve fought up until now! I’ll start with this scary sword!"

"Take this move of mine—Steal!"

Accompanied by a flash of blue light passing through Kazuma’s hand, it seemed as if nothing had happened. The sword in the female knight’s hand was still being held, but everyone present was completely stunned...

"Sorry, this... I’ll give it back to you," Kazuma said in an incredibly quiet voice, while timidly handing over the white panties in his hand.

"Eh? ...Ah—" Seeing this, the female knight instantly blushed crimson and frantically groped at her lower abdomen. Even the Princess and the Mage next to her were dumbfounded.

Darkness, blushing, grabbed Kazuma by the neck and shook him continuously: "Kisama, you guy! Why can’t you ever finish things coolly!"

Meanwhile, Aqua had already gotten drunk and was lying face down on the table... ]

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〜Projection of All Worlds〜

"Hahaha, God’s Hand! I’m willing to call this move God’s Hand. He forcefully turned a random skill into a targeted skill."

"Daring to steal panties in front of royalty, kid, you are invincible. I didn’t know if you would die before, but now you are definitely dead!"

So Darkness was expecting Kazuma to end things coolly, but clearly, her trust was misplaced... No woman can escape the demonic claws of Steal!

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〜A Certain Magical Index World, Academy City〜

Kamijou Touma slowly raised his hand, covered his face, and a sigh escaped through his fingers:

"Sigh... can I say that this was within my expectations?"

Kazuma can be surprisingly dependable when it really counts, but only in those crucial moments! As for normal times, well, it’s better not to expect too much.

On the other side, Misaka Mikoto watched Aqua, who was drunk at the table, and sparks immediately flew from her forehead:

"By the way, Goddess, what exactly are you here for!"

Read the atmosphere, the atmosphere! It’s a tense duel; never mind speaking up to support the scene, you’re drinking yourself into a stupor like an outsider.

Your mentality is a bit too heartless, isn’t it?

No wonder you’re always despised by Kazuma, you can’t blame anyone else...

〜Type-Moon World, ██████ Worldline〜

In the 7th singularity, Absolute Demonic Front: Babylonia—

"Hahahaha, pantsu, it really is pantsu! I guessed right."

Ishtar laughed loudly with a look of triumph, looking quite proud as if she had won a lottery.

"Tsk..."

The Wise King Gilgamesh clicked his tongue, unable to stand her arrogant face, and said clearly,

"Did you even need to guess that? This King knew it with just one glance, just one glance."

Kazuma’s luck stat is maxed out, yet it can only be used for stealing underwear and playing rock-paper-scissors. Usually, you can’t see where his luck is at all; you could even say he’s unlucky!

"You guy... You did that on purpose, right?"

Ishtar glared at him angrily upon hearing this, while the latter stared back without any fear.

Merlin was already used to this scene and shook his head with a smile:

"Haha, and here I thought Kazuma would be cool for once."

As soon as these words came out, they instantly drew side-eyes from Wise King Gilgamesh and Ishtar. Kazuma being cool?? You really dare to dream! It would be more realistic to believe that Aqua could become reliable.

Don’t you know that Kazuma’s Steal has almost become an Inherent Skill? It possesses a special attack effect against women, with a 100% drop rate for pantsu!

Clearly, when facing Mitsurugi, he could accurately steal the magic sword, but specifically when facing women, this random theft skill acts like it’s locked onto underwear!

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[ After Aqua healed Darkness, the female knight also believed that the group could repel the Demon King’s Generals. Subsequently, Iris also apologized to Kazuma and hoped he would continue telling her stories!

Just as the group was seeing Iris off, an accident occurred. Iris was seen pulling Kazuma into the teleportation circle, and in the next second, they were teleported to the Royal Capital!

At the request of the guards, Kazuma became Princess Iris’s playmate.

Then the scene changed. Kazuma was telling Iris his adventure stories: "Then, Darkness held the towel tightly while completely naked... looking shyly..."

Iris leaned forward as if entranced, rushing right up to Kazuma: "Looking shyly and then what!"

The female knight Claire, who had just returned from processing paperwork, saw this scene and immediately stormed up in a rage, grabbing Kazuma by the collar: "Kisama! What are you instilling in Lady Iris? Do you want to be cut down by me!"

Subsequently, under Iris’s persuasion, Claire lost her temper and put the lifted Kazuma back down.

Then Iris leaned in again, asking impatiently: "Compared to that, what did Lalatina do while gripping the towel?"

Claire hurriedly stopped her again: "You cannot! This is not a topic you should listen to."

After seeing the Princess reveal a regretful expression, Kazuma continued: "Well then, let’s talk about after I won the contest against Darkness, the winner could do very amazing things to the loser!"

"I... I want to hear!" Iris ignored Claire’s obstruction and leaned forward with a face full of excitement!

"You cannot, Lady Iris! You cannot listen to what this man says; this man is scum!" ]

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〜Projection of All Worlds〜

"It wasn’t easy, but the map finally changed. Suddenly arriving at the Royal Capital. Based on previous patterns, which General or Demon King is coming this time?"

"When it comes to being scum, we really have to look at you. To actually say these things to a young princess without any scruples."

The people outside the video all sucked in a breath of cold air. One can only say, as expected of you! To make a female knight realize your scummy nature in just a brief moment.

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〜KonoSuba: God’s Blessing on This Wonderful World〜

"K... Kisama!"

Darkness cried while tugging at Kazuma’s collar:

"What are you saying to the First Princess!"

What kind of tiger and wolf words (scandalous words) are these! Don’t lead Lady Iris astray.

Kazuma pulled Darkness’s hands away and started a tug-of-war, speaking righteously:

"This can’t be blamed on me, right? They were the ones who wanted me to be a playmate."

Being inexplicably kidnapped to the Royal Capital to be a playmate, can you blame me? ...Of course not!

Speaking of this, Darkness was also going a bit crazy. Letting Scumzuma act as a playmate, you guys really dare to think it. This guy’s level of wretchedness far exceeds your imagination.

Also, Lady Iris! Why do you seem so interested in these matters?

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[ Time quickly reached late night. News of the Demon King Army’s attack came over the broadcast, and the sleeping Claire rushed out instantly.

However, not long after, the broadcast announced that the Demon King Army had already been quelled by adventurers. Kazuma looked at the battlefield outside, which was still smoking, and was quite speechless.

"...It’s clearly the Royal Capital, yet it actually got raided! What is wrong with this country? I really wish those cheat-user guys from Japan would get serious."

Just like that, under the address of "Older Brother" (Onii-chan) from Iris, Kazuma decisively chose to stay in the Royal Capital, living a life where clothes were handed to him and meals were fed to him.

Kazuma woke up every day in a luxurious, large bed, clapping his hands very coquettishly: "Sebas-chan, please give me a cup of coffee."

A butler elegantly pushed the door open and entered: "But I am Heider..."

Iris, however, leaned timidly against the door frame, somewhat shy: "G... Good morning! Onii-chan!"

Kazuma felt instantly healed and revealed a handsome smile: "Good morning."

Seeing this, Iris turned and walked away. After all, if you ignore the fact that Kazuma was exposing his underwear on his lower half, perhaps he was quite handsome. ]

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〜Projection of All Worlds〜

"Hahaha, those cheat-user guys from Japan probably haven’t even taken down as many Demon King Generals as you alone. And you’re counting on them!?"

"The Royal Capital? Is the Demon King Army that formidable? They fought all the way to the Royal Capital!"

The crowd outside the video laughed straight out. For the sake of a single "Older Brother," he threw away those three pitfalls and decisively stayed in the Royal Capital.

Your team’s friendship is truly indestructible!

Also, greeting a princess while wearing underwear, Kazuma, you really are something...

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〜Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End World〜

Fern said blankly,

"They fought all the way to the Royal Capital? Is the situation in this country that critical?"

Normally, the Hero who subjugates the Demon King starts from the Royal Capital; it can be said to be the starting point of the journey.

How is it that the Demon King Army has hit their home base now? Usually, it doesn’t look like the situation is that critical.

Frieren shook her head:

"Fern, it’s not like that. Although the Demon King Army appeared, the demons were suppressed not long after!"

That world cannot be described by common sense. If the situation were critical, the Princess and the others wouldn’t have had the time to run off to Axel.

〜Type-Moon World, Fifth Holy Grail War Worldline〜

"Those cheat-user guys from Japan... Aren’t they all just existences that only cause trouble?"

Tohsaka Rin’s mouth twitched slightly, suddenly remembering that bald researcher old man.

Mobile Fortress, Railgun, Crimson Demons... the cheats are big enough, but basically, the troubles that could destroy the world were all caused by him.

Emiya Shirou complained speechlessly:

"I actually wish Kazuma, you could get serious yourself..."

You, the Hero, are just the same, never having been serious. When you’re broke, you can count on him to take on some subjugation quests, but once he has money, hehe... don’t expect him to lift a finger.

Every day, muddling along with a useless goddess, but if you were just a bit serious, I believe the Demon King would have been solved by you long ago!

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