Inventory of The Famous Scene: Starting from Emiya

Chapter 414 - 400: Darkness’s Highlight Moment: Slapping the Princess!

[ In the middle of the banquet, listening to Kazuma’s tall tales, the Female Knight believed him without a doubt: "For the sake of learning, may I see Kazuma-sama’s Adventurer Card!"

Hearing this, Kazuma spurted red wine directly from his mouth, his face covered in a cold sweat of guilt... How can my haphazardly skill-pointed Adventurer Card be shown to people?

Especially if asked where he learned Lich skills, it would be game over!

Megumin noticed Kazuma’s distress and started smoothing things over for him, attempting to change the topic.

"Showing something that is considered part of one’s hand for an adventurer is a bit... Compared to this, Aqua, it’s about time to perform a grand talent show."

Aqua, chugging directly from the wine bottle, completely ignored the atmosphere: "I already drew a pretty good sand painting today, that’s enough! Hey, bring more bubbly wine."

The Female Knight stepped forward with some confusion: "I won’t leak information, or is there some reason it cannot be seen?"

The sweat constantly flowing down Kazuma’s face ruthlessly betrayed his extreme inner guilt... There is a reason it can’t be seen! ]

[ .....]

〜Baka to Test: Summon the Beasts World〜

"Hahaha, this is a complete checkmate, Kazuma."

Yuuji laughed out loud directly. As long as the Adventurer Card’s level is seen, the previous boasting will collapse instantly.

Hideyoshi said with a smile,

"Who told Kazuma to embellish it so excessively just now? Even I almost believed it."

If anyone is to blame, it’s Kazuma for bragging too hard. From the perspective of the Princess and the others, the content he spoke of made Kazuma look like a brave, selfless, and powerful hero!

Wanting to learn Kazuma’s point allocation method is understandable... but Kazuma’s allocation highlights pragmatism; he adds points to whatever is useful.

Not to mention Kazuma’s messy point allocation, there’s also a shady Lich skill in there. This card absolutely cannot be shown to them.

"HISS—! If I were exposed on the spot in this situation, I’d rather die..."

Seeing this, Akihisa also sucked in a breath of cold air. Even an idiot knows what kind of dilemma Kazuma is facing right now.

Social death and physical death—two paths lie before Kazuma...

〜Grand Blue Dreaming World〜

"A goddess chugging from the bottle..."

Iori Kitahara watched with twitching eyelids. That’s freaking red wine! She can chug the whole bottle like that.

Leaving aside whether your purification ability allows you to taste the wine, can’t you pay attention to a goddess’s etiquette? Etiquette!

Azusa-senpai laughed while holding her belly:

"Hahaha, just no,w Darkness was repeatedly emphasizing etiquette, and in the end, not a single one makes people worry-free."

It’s rare for Megumin to get a clue, knowing to make excuses for Kazuma and trying to divert the topic, but... she can’t handle the pig teammate Aqua not playing along.

Chisa also sighed:

"Aqua, who usually loves to perform party tricks, doesn’t perform when she’s needed to divert the topic!"

She even chugged from the bottle in front of medieval royalty. Is she thinking she isn’t offending the nobles fast enough?! As expected of you, Aqua. You really drag everyone down.

.....

[ Darkness also quickly stood up to smooth things over: "This man currently has the weakest class. If this kind of thing is known, he will definitely be ashamed!"

Seeing the way out, Kazuma went with the flow, reaching out to scratch his head: "Y-Yeah!"

But seeing them like this, the Female Knight became even more suspicious: "Did you really defeat Lord Mitsurugi?"

Just then, the Princess looked at Kazuma and whispered in the Female Knight’s ear... The Female Knight heard this and spoke slowly.

"It is truly unbelievable that Lord Mitsurugi, a sword master, would lose to someone with the weakest class. Are you perhaps lying to me?"

"And he is so handsome. That is what the Princess said... and I think so too. He is handsome."

After the Female Knight relayed the Princess’s words exactly, Kazuma couldn’t help but stand up and retort: "Hey, you guys are asking for a beating, right! No matter what, I will get angry too!"

The Female Knight directly drew the sword at her waist and pointed it at Kazuma: "Rude fellow, how dare you speak wildly to royalty!"

Just when swords were drawn and the atmosphere was tense, fortunately, Darkness stepped forward and apologized for Kazuma. Seeing this, the Princess whispered to the mage beside her.

"Then, out of respect for the name Dustiness, which has made great contributions to this country, we can forego punishment, but it still ruined the Princess’s mood."

"The reward for telling the adventure story can be issued, but that weakest-class swindler man over there should take the reward and leave. The Princess says so." ]

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〜Projection of All Worlds〜

"Honestly, I want to beat up this princess, too. Mitsurugi admitted he was defeated himself. Why bring this up?"

"Weakest-class swindler man... Heh, how many Demon King generals has this weakest swindler in your mouth defeated? It’s simply judging a book by its cover."

Even everyone outside the video felt annoyed. Do you only know that Mitsurugi is handsome? Just based on that, concluding that Kazuma is a liar is too excessive!

And Kazuma doesn’t look bad either, just his personality is a bit scummy... During the duel with the venomous Hans, that leap using himself as bait was handsome beyond measure, okay!

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〜Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End World〜

Even Frieren, who has lived for thousands of years, couldn’t understand the royalty’s way of thinking:

"Shouldn’t they think Kazuma is even more amazing for defeating so many Demon King generals with the weakest class?"

What’s the use of just looking at the class? Even the weakest class can’t change the fact that they defeated Demon King generals.

Even Fern was a bit angry:

"Yes, and Kazuma did indeed defeat Mitsurugi. He didn’t lie to them."

They really are high and mighty... Even the person involved admitted the fact, yet they are still suspecting this and that. They look down on people too much!

And Mitsurugi can’t really count as a sword master, right? He just has the buff from the magic sword Gram!

Most importantly, asking a group of adventurers to observe etiquette is just too difficult for them.

.....

[ Just as Kazuma was planning to leave, the always partner-valuing Megumin was unhappy. However, considering it would bring unnecessary trouble to Darkness, she endured it.

Darkness looked at Megumin like this and was silent for a moment, then said to the Princess: "Could you please retract your statement calling him a liar? Although this man boasts, he did not lie!"

"And although he is the weakest class, at critical moments, he is the most reliable man! Please be sure to correct your statement just now."

"I won’t apologize!" Iris spoke with her own voice this time, reaching out to point at Kazuma: "Let him explain how he defeated Lord Mitsurugi. If he can’t do it, that man is a weak, lying swind..."

"Slap—" Before Her Highness the Princess could finish speaking, she was ruthlessly slapped by Darkness.

The Female Knight angrily slashed at Darkness with her sword. Her Highness the Princess hurriedly stopped her: "No... You can’t!"

"CLANG—!"

The Female Knight’s angry strike only cut Darkness’s skin and a little muscle. Although blood flowed, it didn’t cause any substantial damage.

Darkness ignored the Female Knight’s astonishment and turned silently to Her Highness the Princess: "Princess Iris, those words just now should not be said to someone who struggled with all their might and left behind so many achievements!"

"He has no obligation to explain how he defeated a magic sword user, and even if he didn’t have that strength, he shouldn’t be insulted!"

At this moment, the goddess on the side was still drinking...

At this moment, Kazuma also stood out: "My partners are protecting me so much, how could I have the nerve not to tell the truth?"

"Actually, it’s not very glorious, but let me show you how I defeated Mitsurugi!" ]

[ .....]

〜Projection of All Worlds〜

"Personality Correction Palm. Good hit... They were spoiled too much, lacking even basic respect!"

Seeing this slap, everyone outside the video felt satisfied. Although Kazuma is the weakest class, he is a man more reliable than anyone at critical moments!

Until everyone turned their gaze to Aqua, their faces instantly filled with black lines... Others are protecting their own. What is our goddess doing?

Oh, still drinking. Read the atmosphere, you bastard goddess! Is this the time to drink?

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〜OVERLORD World〜

"If royalty are all people like this, then I am truly too disappointed."

Ainz slowly shook his head, seeming to feel it wasn’t worth it for his fellow countryman.

Although Kazuma looks like a funny guy, and actually is one, every battle he fought was at least risking his life. To be looked down upon like this.

Always being effective at critical moments, that is the truth. And without Kazuma, this team would have disbanded long ago.

Albedo tilted her head:

"Setting aside other things, just say if this battle record is top-tier or not!"

〜KonoSuba: God’s Blessing on This Wonderful World〜

"Darkness... Y-You..."

Kazuma stammered, completely stunned!

It feels so strange, completely strange! Holy crap, I didn’t expect this pervert to have such a side.

I can only say... it was really too cool! Daring to hit a princess for the sake of injustice against me, saying I’m not moved would be a lie.

Even Megumin cast a gaze of worship. The Female Knight’s angry, full-power sword strike only broke a little skin. Isn’t that too hard?!

And as the person involved, Darkness had turned completely gray and white, frozen right there...

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