I'm Crushing on Gorgeous Faces in Variety Shows!

Chapter 460 - 459: So Exciting, So Fun to Watch

Guan Yu and the other five gradually approached, half-surrounding the three with Mu Qiu.

Mu Qiu gritted her teeth, enduring the humiliation as she asked, "We’ve already been swapped by you all, even being given the ones you least wanted. Are you still thinking of swapping back?!"

Guan Yu had a smug look on her face, "I just suddenly thought it might be nice to swap with you again."

"You’re crazy! We’re both limping! What kind of swap is that?!"

"Well, I just think your limp is different from mine!"

"Because my limp is just in my leg, not my brain, is that it? I’ll admit to that."

"......"

Guan Yu was momentarily at a loss for words, stuttering "you you you" for a while before deciding to give up on talking and lunged forward.

"You and your big mouth! I just want to swap!"

Mu Qiu quickly backed away, retreating while dragging her leg to dodge: "This is too much bullying!"

Clearly, there was nothing left to swap, yet they still came to bully them, wasn’t it just to make them lose points?!

They just wouldn’t lose any!

She fell back, landing on her butt on the ground, pretending to yelp, and then took advantage of Guan Yu’s sneaky attempt to grab her leg to suddenly pounce back.

The two of them overlapped smoothly as they fell to the ground.

Wei Yi and Jiang Lu wanted to help but were stopped by Qiu Shuang: "Don’t move, everyone, let’s watch the show peacefully."

So everyone stayed put, watching as Mu Qiu pressed down on Guan Yu.

And Guan Yu looked like she had almost been crushed to death.

"You... get off me!"

Mu Qiu chuckled, not budging an inch, "I won’t!"

"Your... chest... is poking me!"

"...Shut up!" Mu Qiu quickly covered Guan Yu’s mouth with her hand, craning her neck to discuss with the people in front of her.

"Look, now that I have Guan Yu in my hands, you guys bring someone over for a swap, or I won’t get up!"

Shu Ran gestured nonchalantly: "Suit yourself."

"...Sister Guan Yu, why are you so worthless?"

Guan Yu: "Mmm mmm mmm!" How would I know?! Shu Ran just envies my status among the male guests!

"Alright, no need to talk, I already understand your status. How about this, get someone in charge so we can discuss something."

Wei Yi looked at Shi Yuhuai, who gestured with his chin towards Shu Ran, while Shu Ran looked at Cheng Zhirang, who then gestured to Jiang Lu with a hand.

Your turn.

Jiang Lu fearlessly stepped forward and squatted next to Mu Qiu, asking, "What do you want me to do?"

"Brother Jiang Lu, your lipstick is smudged."

Jiang Lu kept smiling with a raised eyebrow at her, unfazed by her words: "What did you say? You know, I can’t hear right now."

"You can’t hear and you come out to negotiate with me? Are you being deliberate?! Can’t you find someone who can hear, speak, and is physically unfit to come over?!"

Hearing and speaking while being physically unfit... Wei Yi looked directly at Shu Ran in the middle.

Shu Ran rolled her eyes elegantly, saying: "I’m the only one here who can talk and hear, alright?"

Mu Qiu: "So should I just name you directly? You swapped all three limps with the girls just to witness this historic moment, right?"

"What historic moment?"

"Come over, and I’ll tell you."

Shu Ran immediately grew wary: "Not this trick again, trying to fool me?"

"Of course not! How could I be such a person!" Mu Qiu said righteously, then beckoned her over, "What are you afraid of, you have four strong men behind you anyway."

Well, that’s true, Shu Ran hesitantly approached and squatted down to ask: "What do you want to say?"

"Let’s discuss, have some decency, and don’t obviously team up against us. Today you treat us like this, next time Li Yang and I will do the same to you. When will this cycle of revenge end, it’s bad for both you and me.

Even if we end up in last place this episode, you’re the ones at risk because next time we’ll retaliate. Who knows, by the eighth episode you might become a permanent NPC.

Even temporary NPCs have no rights, so you can imagine how miserable a permanent NPC would be! Sister Shu Ran, you should think it through, Brother Jiang Lu and Wei Yi are only here for this episode, so they’re not afraid, but we’re not."

Shu Ran frowned and thought for a moment: "You’re right... Can you not speak while lying down? It’s tiring for me to look down."

Mu Qiu: "...I find this comfortable! Hurry and think!"

"Think about what?!" Guan Yu, who had her mouth covered, finally broke free from Mu Qiu’s grasp and shouted, "Someone! Quickly pull me up! Mu Qiu is trying to trick again!"

"Stop talking nonsense! I’m seriously negotiating here!"

Shouted directly into her ear, Mu Qiu’s eyes darted around, spotting the people squatting in front watching the show, her eyes twinkled as she suddenly grabbed Shu Ran’s clothes with lightning speed, pulling her to the ground.

"Ah!"

Shu Ran was so startled that her eye shadow almost lifted off her eyelids, and she tilted forward uncontrollably, falling onto Mu Qiu.

Guan Yu let out another pained groan from below.

Mu Qiu also yelped.

"Sister Shu Ran, your chin jabbed my bone!"

Shu Ran: "...Aren’t you embarrassed to say that! Your hair! It’s stuck in my lipstick!"

At this moment, amidst the furious shouts of two strong voices, a faint voice joined in.

"Can you guys speak while standing? I can’t take it."

Mu Qiu immediately reacted, "peeling" Shu Ran off her, rolling aside with effort, and quickly got up.

"I’ll get up to talk!"

"Don’t even think about it!"

Shu Ran grabbed her by the pants and pulled her back, Mu Qiu stumbled to fall beside them, being yanked over by Guan Yu’s hand.

"I asked you to get up and talk, not run away! Shu Ran! Let’s pin her down! You roll over!"

Shu Ran: "...You want me to roll?!"

Guan Yu: "I meant you should roll over and pin her underneath!"

Mu Qiu howled, "No, no, no! Sister Shu Ran, why are you touching my waist!"

Shu Ran: "That’s Guan Yu’s hand! Why are you pulling my clothes?! Let go!"

Guan Yu: "Mu Qiu, don’t think just because my waist is all flesh that I can’t feel you pinching me!"

Mu Qiu: "Whose knee is jabbing my back?!!!"

Shu Ran: "Guan Yu, you kicked my leg with your foot!!!"

The three of them were entangled, kicking and pinching each other, rolling into a heap on the fake grass while their range of movement slightly expanded, causing others nearby to make room.

Shi Yuhuai reached out to hold Wei Yi and Jiang Lu back, and together with Cheng Zhirang, they all took two steps back, giving the three girls plenty of space to "roll around."

Jiang Lu: "...are they usually like this?"

Cheng Zhirang struggled to think before suddenly realizing he didn’t know how to gesture to answer him, so he and Shi Yuhuai just remained silent.

Meanwhile, two people standing opposite them, Qiu Shuang’s expression was equal to being dumbfounded, probably having similar thoughts to Jiang Lu, which was relatively normal. Yet Li Yang’s expression was...

Excitement mixed with thrill and an expectation, which would be described in words as—

So thrilling! So enjoyable to watch! Who said you can’t see the three female guests fighting? Here they are!?