I'm Crushing on Gorgeous Faces in Variety Shows!

Chapter 459 - 458: Let Me Attain Enlightenment Here

The antics of these three together are quite something, even the photographer behind the camera can’t hold back his laughter, shaking the camera in the process.

[Photographer bro! Steady! Don’t shake!]

[Laughing too hard to send comments]

[These three look so pitiful, like they’ve been robbed and humiliated]

[Can’t you at least fix your clothes and hair first, hahahahahahaha]

[So pitiful, I’m laughing so hard I can’t breathe]

[Poor Mu Qiu, she’s the main target for their pranks]

[Hahahahahahaha this scene definitely makes it into the top ten funniest moments of the show]

[In my heart, riding a shark is number one]

[I am not convinced with Guan Yu singing and Mu Qiu playing]

[Hahahahahaha you guys are so mean]

The three of them have lost the will to fight, they just want to sit here forever. For the nth time, Mu Qiu sighs, resting her chin on her hand, looking at the windows, and says:

"We have a great plan now to enjoy this whole game comfortably."

Li Yang: "Letting people rob us while we do nothing?"

"Though a bit humiliating, my broken heart no longer wants to fight."

"You might stand it, but I can’t!"

Li Yang wails: "If I’m last this round, I’ll be on the danger list!"

Qiu Shuang covers his ears with his hands, staring straight at the wall, thinking that he only came for this one issue, and if he fails... he won’t have to be a roaming NPC anyway.

"This feeling is so much like when a kid needs to study but the family has no money," Mu Qiu sighs again on the left, giving an analogy.

Child·Li Yang: "... Hurry up and get it together! We need to steal it back! Otherwise, you’ll just be a cripple with me sitting here waiting to be slaughtered!"

Qiu Shuang may be deaf, but his legs aren’t crippled and his eyes aren’t blind, he can still run. It’s different for the other two.

Mu Qiu pouts: "Can we seriously not just give up? We sit here and retire. After all, it’s about scoring for victory and defeat, we can just try a bit harder in the next game, endure not losing points, and rely on performance in the end..."

"Definitely not!" Li Yang shouts.

"Can you stop talking to the wall? And fix that bird’s nest hair of yours first."

"......"

Since Li Yang is determined to turn the tables, Mu Qiu feels embarrassed to give up easily, so she starts re-planning strategy.

"What does the control lock distribution look like now? I was too heartbroken from the robbery to notice anything."

Li Yang: "Brother Cheng is mute, Brother Jiang Lu is deaf, Sister Shu Ran is crippled, Brother Huai is deaf, Wei Yi is mute, Sister Guan Yu..."

"No need to mention Guan Yu," Mu Qiu says with a blank face. "After the exchange, it’s been all her laughter."

"......" Li Yang pretends to dig in his ear, "True, the people outside the castle can probably hear it."

Qiu Shuang: That’s why I’ve been covering my ears.

Mu Qiu taps her fingers on the edge of the flower bed, going through the control lock distribution in her mind, pondering for a while, then says: "So now, all three cripples are female guests."

Li Yang: "That’s right! You three go grab it!"

"Grab your head, it’s just three cripples grabbing and still crippled!"

"Then you can use your wins and losses once to decide our exchange! We can negotiate with Brother Cheng’s group, how about that?"

"Not good at all. Li Yang, you’re so young and you like to watch girls fight?"

Li Yang stubbornly denies: "No way, I just think it’s a good way to conserve the team’s energy."

Mu Qiu rolls her eyes, not buying his righteous reasoning.

"I think a better plan is, we three female guests sit aside, you go out and exchange, no matter crippled or not, we three can’t outrun you guys. If you can exchange for a mute, even better."

One crippled, one deaf, one mute, they almost have the full set, except for the unnecessary blind, fulfilling their group’s control lock collection idea.

Li Yang: "If I want to exchange for mute, I could either go for Wei Yi or Brother Cheng... forget it, let’s go for Wei Yi."

"Yes, Wei Yi, he’s lost points several times before, if we pass the blind to him, we can make him lose two more points, both teams will have a roaming NPC, perfect!"

Without delay, Mu Qiu stands up, poking Qiu Shuang on the shoulder, gesturing and speaking to him.

"We’re going to grab Wei Yi, what do you think? They may not move now, but once they’re rested, they’ll definitely come over to bully us."

Her gestures aren’t very professional and kind of perfunctory, really hard for a true hearing-impaired person to understand. But despite the poor gestures, there is an exceptionally understanding interpreter.

She says a line, makes one or two gestures, and Qiu Shuang nods seriously, constantly providing feedback.

"You mean we have to capture Wei Yi? We can’t just sit here? They’ll come over to rob us again? I think that makes sense."

Mu Qiu: "......" Where did she find someone who understands Mu Qiu’s sign language so well, it’s almost too perfect.

She nods along, successfully communicating without any point deduction on the electronic wristbands.

Though it’s artificial intelligence, it can’t completely replace human cognition. The difference between AI and human judgment is that AI needs clear criteria for output results.

Their communication relies entirely on Mu Qiu’s sign language and Qiu Shuang’s feedback, perfectly fitting the crippled and deaf state, even if the sign language is half-hearted and Qiu Shuang’s response is quick, as long as there’s no reason to deduct points, it’s fine.

Just after "smooth communication" is complete, upon looking back, Qiu Shuang suddenly says rapidly.

"Brother Cheng’s group is rested!"

Mu Qiu is startled, turning her head to look.

The six of them are strolling over like they’re shopping, laughing as they come.

She quickly hands Li Yang’s hand into the crook of Qiu Shuang’s arm, pushes them like giving blessing to a newlywed couple, urging: "Hurry up, take this blind one and retreat."

"Why run?! Let’s sit down and chat!"

Before they’ve arrived, Guan Yu’s loud voice travels over. Probably stifled earlier, once relieved her voice has been non-stop and maintaining an above-average volume, like singing a mountain song to the opposite slope.

Mu Qiu glares at them resentfully: "You exploiters, now you want to bully three with six?"

"You’ve never been one of these six, so you don’t know how good it feels. Oh, sorry, I forgot you have no fun, only shame."

"Are you afraid you won’t get to use your mouth later? So you’re overdrafting now?"

Guan Yu struts behind Shi Yuhuai, sticking her head out, showing no concern.

"It doesn’t matter what you say now, a butcher does have some sympathy for a dying fish."

Dying Fish·Mu Qiu: "......"

Low in aggression, but high in insult!