I'm an Undercover Witch, Not a Bed-Warming Witch!

Chapter 10

10. Little Phoeby

Although Meng Lian appeared carefree on the surface, her heart was quite meticulous. She had noticed Gabriel secretly paying attention to her long ago. It was normal to guess that the other party had already figured out how she transformed. So she did a favor that cost her nothing, both asking the other party to keep her secret and earning some goodwill.

Quite a lot had happened today. By the time Meng Lian returned to her dormitory, she was exhausted. She flopped onto the bed and scrolled through the group messages.

The Illusion Academy Family group had few people, so the chat history still rested on this morning. But the Year 1 Class 3 Underground Squad was quite lively.

Phoebe Stir-fry: "Waaah, completely drained. If I don't succeed tonight, I'll really have to go to Mugwort."

Little Skirt Hehehe: "Sigh. One bottle really isn't enough. By the way, has anyone in our class succeeded?"

Simp: [Image]

Simp: "This student seems to have succeeded. Don't know which class."

Meng Lian clicked on it and found that the picture was of herself. She sat up abruptly.

Holy crap, when was this taken?

But I do look good. As expected of me.

I Don't Want to Wear a Skirt: "I've seen this big sister too. She's really beautiful. But how do you know she's a transformed new student?"

Kunkun: "She probably succeeded in transforming. My Senior Sister told me she felt magic fluctuations on her."

Kunkun: "Also, this student's photo is circulating like crazy among the Senior Sisters. My Senior Sister even came to ask if I knew her."

Kunkun: [Screenshot]

Meng Lian looked at it, her face full of question marks.

Because the words from those Senior Sisters in the screenshot were truly unsightly. Looking at those words, Meng Lian could not help but imagine some scenes in her mind, which made her face turn red.

But Meng Lian also noticed something else at this moment. It seemed she was the first new student to successfully transform. She had thought transforming was a simple matter. She did not expect that after a whole day, only she had succeeded. This instantly made her a target for everyone.

Meng Lian felt a bit annoyed. If she had known, she would have just hid in the dorm for a day before going out. Now look. She was famous.

Phoebe Stir-fry: "Sigh, isn't this our benefactor? Isn't she in our class?"

Little Skirt Hehehe: "?"

Simp: "?"

I Don't Want to Wear a Skirt: "?"

Really Want to Become Big Sister's Wife: "?"

Kunkun: "?"

Kunkun: "Holy crap! You should have said so earlier!"

Kunkun withdrew a message.

Meng Lian looked at this Phoebe Stir-fry, her face also full of question marks.

Who was this? How did she know her?

The only people who knew her now were Gabriel next door and Senior Sister Modu. Where did this Phoebe Stir-fry pop out from?

Wait, Little Phoeby?

Meng Lian discovered a blind spot.

Today in the classroom, wasn't that green elf next to Gabriel also called Phoeby?

Why the hell did she pick that name? Did she want to stir-fry herself?

Next door, Gabriel had just finished her bath. She wrapped a towel around herself, made a cup of hot tea, and habitually checked the group messages. When she saw what Phoeby posted, she instantly sprayed a mouthful of water.

Lili: "Phoeby! Meng Lian doesn't want that kind of attention!"

Phoebe Stir-fry: "Ah?"

Phoeby also realized she had done something stupid. She hurriedly tried to withdraw the message, but tragically discovered that too much time had passed. She could not withdraw it.

Just then, there was a knock on Meng Lian's dormitory door. Meng Lian opened it, puzzled.

Holy crap, who threw that flashbang? So white!

Gabriel was currently only wearing a bath towel. Seeing Meng Lian open the door, she immediately pressed her palms together above her head and kept apologizing.

"Sorry, sorry. Phoeby didn't mean it."

"It's fine, it's fine. It's not some big secret anyway. They'll find out sooner or later. I just didn't want them to know I transformed without drinking a Witch Potion. Phoeby didn't really say anything wrong."

This time it was Meng Lian's turn to activate her auto-lock targeting. Although Gabriel could not compare to herself, she was still quite well-endowed. Ravines of snow. She got tired of looking at her own all day. It was nice to appreciate someone else's.

Gabriel then realized her outfit was far too revealing. She thanked Meng Lian, then ran back to her own dorm with a red face.

Gabriel closed the door, leaned against it, covered her chest, and bit her lip with her silver teeth.

She just... went out like that...

Aaaaaah, so shameful! Would Meng Lian think she was a shameless woman?

Seeing this, Meng Lian shrugged. They were both girls. What was there to be afraid of? It was not like they could make babies...

Well, actually, witches really could make babies.

Before coming to enroll in the Witch Academy, Meng Lian had researched the witch race. Witches were a single-gender society with only females. Witch reproduction relied on magic power. The specific method was that when two witches were at their peak of mutual excitement, their magic power would enter each other's bodies. It would then fuse with the other person's magic power to form a magic crystal, which would be nurtured in the uterus. Finally, it would form a witch egg.

That is right. Witches were oviparous, so there was no such thing as menstruation. But witches also lactated, so they did have breasts. Because of this, the number one aesthetic standard for witches was breast size. Whoever had the bigger chest was more popular. So for a top-tier specimen like Meng Lian, it was no wonder those Senior Sisters were so crazy.

In the worldview of witches, big was justice. Cute? Worthless in the face of sexiness.

Therefore, there were very few lolicons among witches. Or rather, among witches, being a lolicon was strange. It was heresy.

Meng Lian just assumed Gabriel was shy. She closed the door and found the atmosphere in the group chat somewhat strange. The group that had been very lively suddenly went quiet. For a long time, no one spoke.

Meng Lian understood this feeling. It was like discussing your goddess with your good buddies, talking about this and that position, only to suddenly discover that one of your good buddies actually was the goddess. That kind of awkwardness was enough to make you curl your toes so hard you could build a mansion.

Meng Lian did not feel like coming out to admit it. She activated her playing dead skill. She tossed her phone aside and prepared to take a shower.

There was a bathtub in the bathroom. When she was a boy, she never used it, or rather, she was too lazy to use it.

But for some reason, after transforming into a witch, seeing that bathtub made her inexplicably fill it with hot water.

"Sigh, I didn't expect soaking in a bath to feel this good. No wonder Zi always took forever when she bathed."

Meng Zi was Meng Lian's younger sister. Every time she bathed, Meng Lian had to wait forever. Sometimes a whole game would finish and she still would not come out. It made Meng Lian think her sister had hit puberty and was doing that in the bathroom, spending so much time.

Meng Lian soaked in the bathtub. The rising steam blurred her vision slightly. But this was good. It saved her from getting turned on by looking at her own body.

After all, she had only been a girl for a day. Her current body was too alluring. Honestly, Meng Lian even wanted to learn a clone technique so she could just do herself right then and there.

But that was just thinking about it. Surely no one would actually have feelings for themselves, right?

But then Meng Lian thought of Phoeby's username and fell into silence.

Surely no one was that perverted, right?