I Don’t Want to Be Turned into a Girl by Magic

Chapter 320 : Third Wheel

By the weekend, Chen Yao's face had reduced its swelling somewhat.

Eating wasn't that difficult anymore. It was just that with gauze on his cheek, he looked rather ugly.

"I want to go out and have fun..." Lin Nan lay on the bed lifelessly, calling out to Chen Yao at the foot of the bed. "Let's go out and see a movie! You can pick whatever you want to watch."

"Might as well watch on the computer then."

Chen Yao shook his head repeatedly: "Too ugly, I don't want to go out. How nice to stay home and play games. Weren't you pretty homebody-ish before? When you were a freshman, you could go months without leaving except for class."

But I was cooped up at Grandfather's house for several months during that period...

Lin Nan rolled around on the bed several times, constantly calling out: "Let's go out and play! You weren't handsome to begin with anyway."

"I'm the Fujian Peng Yuyan, okay? If I weren't handsome, why would you be with me?" (TN: Eddie Yuyan Peng is a Taiwanese actor. Search him up to understand.)

"I felt sorry for you being twenty years old without a girlfriend." Lin Nan stated confidently. "Someone as pretty as me should at least be matched with someone at Hu Ge's level to be worthy of me!" (TN: Chinese Actor, search him up.)

Chen Yao looked disgusted: "Besides me, who'd even be interested in you? Hu Ge isn't even as handsome as me."

"Look at you being so full of yourself."

The phone suddenly rang. Lin Nan was stunned for a moment, turned over, and got up from the bed while looking at Chen Yao's face.

Although Chen Yao had a so-called square face, it wasn't actually square. His chin just wasn't that pointed, that's all. Come to think of it, quite a few handsome male celebrities have this type of face shape. It made him look very masculine.

Lin Nan used to be quite envious of it, okay?

The call quickly ended. Lin Nan, who had just been lifeless, now had a smile again. Happily, she got up to put on socks and shoes.

"You're going out?" Chen Yao looked up at her.

"Little Uncle asked me to go be his third wheel." Lin Nan explained to Chen Yao with gossip. "His girlfriend is a girl from the class next door. She agreed to be his girlfriend online before, but I don't think they've met in person yet."

Chen Yao lay back on the bed, dissatisfied, "So you're just abandoning your husband?"

"You haven’t even written the first stroke, and you're already calling yourself husband."

"My mom said after May Day, we're going back to get engaged." Chen Yao said with a smile. "She and your mom are probably discussing dowry and bride price issues."

This was the first time Lin Nan had heard about this. She looked at Chen Yao in shock: "Why the rush?"

"We've known each other for seven or eight years. Where's the rush?!"

"But before we were brothers."

"It's fine. I've always lusted after your body."

Lin Nan casually threw an empty bottle from the bedside table at Chen Yao's arm. Too lazy to deal with his nonsense, she put on her shoes, grabbed her keys, and headed out the door. "I'll probably be back tonight. Just stay home and play games!"

Hurriedly leaving the rental apartment and arriving at the street outside, Wu Guodong was already waiting in his car.

She opened the back door and got in, turned her head to look at Liu Xuefei beside her, lightly huffed, and before they could speak, she quickly complained to Wu Guodong: "Uncle! Xuefei is bullying me!"

"What Xuefei? Call me Auntie." Liu Xuefei was wearing a white dress, arms crossed over her flat chest, legs crossed, looking triumphant.

"What's wrong?" Wu Guodong turned to look at the two in the back seat and asked with distress. "You two didn't get in a fight, did you?"

Lin Nan also imitated Liu Xuefei's posture, crossing her arms and crossing her legs, huffing!

"She's spreading bad information about me in class. Plus, I suspect she's a lily."

"A lily? She told me she's a fujoshi." Wu Guodong had a headache. "Stop making trouble. I'll treat you to something good."

If he'd known Lin Nan and Liu Xuefei had a grudge, he wouldn't have called Lin Nan out too.

He and Liu Xuefei had gone out to play together before, had meals together, but back then, they were just ordinary friends who'd just met. He could still handle it. But during the epidemic period, the two had become boyfriend and girlfriend online. Now this was their first time meeting in real life, and it made him so nervous he didn't know what to do.

While driving, he occasionally looked up at the rearview mirror, observing the two in the back seat. He found that when Lin Nan first got in the car, she was making quite a fuss, but within a few minutes, the two had already put their heads together, discussing something unknown.

"What do you two want to eat for lunch?"

"Hot pot!" Lin Nan and Liu Xuefei had already discussed lunch, but she added an extra item: "I also want your game console! Give me a few game discs too!"

Taking advantage of the traffic light stop, Wu Guodong turned around with a confused expression: "What do you want my game console for?"

"For Chen Yao to play."

"You know how to help outsiders." Wu Guodong was heartbroken. "You just got a boyfriend and you've already forgotten your uncle. In a few years when you two get married, you'll probably forget I even exist."

Only then did Liu Xuefei learn that Lin Nan actually had a boyfriend. Making a fuss, she grabbed Lin Nan's hand, full of surprise and even swore: "Holy shit! Where'd you get a boyfriend? Quick, show me a photo! Is it that handsome guy Lin Yuan from your class?!"

"You know Lin Yuan too?"

"We have class together every few days. I've looked over all the handsome guys in your class, okay! I have all their QQ numbers."

Lin Nan suddenly felt like her Little Uncle's head was very green.

"Do you know Chen Yao?"

"Of course I know him. That handsome guy who often sits with you, right? I really like that type. He helped me reach Epic in Honor of Kings."

Why does it feel like her own head is also very green?

Chen Yao in the rental apartment suddenly felt a chill.

Why does it feel like none of Lina's friends are normal people? Liu Xuefei must be a crazy girl, right?

"I knew it was him! During the big lecture last time, I could tell you two had an unusual relationship!" Liu Xuefei's eyes widened. She quickly moved closer, asking quietly near Lin Nan's ear: "How long have you two been together? Have you done it yet? What does it feel like? How big is it?"

Lin Nan was scared silly by the string of questions. Her face immediately flushed red as she retorted: "Your mind is full of filth!"

She turned her head to look out the window, not wanting to deal with the filthy Liu Xuefei.

But Liu Xuefei wouldn't relent and kept pressing closer, forcing Lin Nan to the edge of the car door. With nowhere left to hide, she still wore that crazy girl smile: "How big is it? How big?"

"Get away! How would I know!"

Lin Nan trembled and shrank into the corner.

Wu Guodong, who was driving, discovered that after calling Lin Nan out, although it was indeed less awkward, it seemed like he'd become the supporting role instead.

He occasionally checked on their behavior through the rearview mirror and saw his girlfriend already had half her body pressed against Lin Nan, looking like she was about to devour her.

"We're here."

Fortunately, the car stopped at the underground parking lot in time. Lin Nan hurriedly opened the car door and hopped out quickly, running outside, while Liu Xuefei also chased after her unwillingly.

Wu Guodong locked the car and helplessly watched the two girls run off while playing around.

So I'm really the third wheel, aren't I?