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Chapter 61 : She’s Not Going to Hit Me, Right?



Chapter 61 : She’s Not Going to Hit Me, Right?

Chapter 61: She’s Not Going to Hit Me, Right?

“You think, those two aren’t going to fight, are they?”

Lin Mo looked at Sichuan Girl under the distant tree, flailing her arms like a cat whose fur had bristled. He wasn’t too sure, since they were too far away for him to hear what the two of them were talking about.

“They shouldn’t, I don’t believe there’s a warrior bold enough to rush headlong into a man,” Wang Chu replied with relish as he watched.

“Doesn’t matter, I’m heading out for a bit. If anything happens, just call me. I’m going!”

After saying that, Lin Mo waved his hand. He wasn’t worried that Sichuan Girl would encounter any real danger. After all, this was broad daylight, and they were on campus, with so many people coming and going—what danger could there possibly be?

On the contrary, if Miss Yuan showed up and didn’t see him, he’d be dragged into another “motherly protection battle.”

At the school gate, the place that was usually quiet was now packed with people. Not far away, quite a few cars were parked, some even luxury ones.

Most of the parents who drove their kids to school were locals, along with a few from the surrounding Jiangning area. Their school was, after all, a University of Science and Technology, and overall, there weren’t many girls. So whenever a decent-looking girl came to enroll, there were always enthusiastic seniors eager to step forward and greet her.

As for senior girls? Unless the boy was especially handsome, they usually wouldn’t make a move at all.

As a fourth-year old hand, Lin Mo knew very well that compared with the neighboring art academy or other female-heavy schools, the girls at their university were a little more arrogant.

After all, with so many wolves and so little meat, as long as she wasn’t unattractive or extremely reclusive, almost every girl would get approached by boys sooner or later.

Lin Mo found some shade under a tree at the school gate. After all, the September weather was still quite hot.

Dressed in clothes handpicked by Emperor Rushuang herself, and drinking honey water and taking Poria Throat Lozenges these past few days, his complexion and bearing had both improved. Standing in the crowd, he was naturally rather eye-catching, drawing the occasional glance.

But by now, he had gotten somewhat used to it, so he didn’t pay much attention.

After all, this was real life, not the internet. Girls wouldn’t just throw themselves at a handsome guy, of course—except for idols.

Just as he was getting a bit bored, a sudden exclamation came from not far away.

“Wow~~”

“So handsome!”

“Damn, this is the first time I’ve ever seen one!”

Now, when a group of men screamed, it could be for any number of things—but definitely not for a woman.

Sure enough, the next second, Lin Mo saw a Xiaomi su7 ultra slowly glide over, weaving through the crowd. Finally, with an incredibly tight maneuver, it smoothly backed into a parking space with pinpoint precision.

There was no need to doubt it—that was Miss Yuan’s car. After all, he had ridden in it more than once.

How to put it… its looks were sleek, currently trending, priced over half a million, yet carried an aura no less than million-yuan cars. No wonder it was so popular among young people.

With Miss Yuan’s family background, of course she could afford something more expensive. She just bought this one for fun. After all, it wasn’t even two months old.

Throughout the whole process, quite a few boys cast admiring stares, full of envy. Even the million-plus cars parked nearby didn’t get this much attention.

When the car door opened and a girl with a loli-like face, wearing a white shirt and skirt, stepped out, the onlookers’ eyes quickly darted away.

Today Miss Yuan hadn’t gone for anything quirky. With her naturally sweet looks, paired with a student outfit and hair tied into a thick braid, she looked completely like a freshman.

Several sophomores and juniors were already gearing up to approach her, but the next second, Miss Yuan spotted Lin Mo waving at her from under the tree.

Her face instantly lit up with a sweet, standard smile, and she dashed over using her signature Severn running style.

“Xiao Hei—”

She hadn’t even finished her words when suddenly, a tall, very pretty girl—over 1.7 meters—landed a punch squarely on Lin Mo’s back, her eyes full of grievance.

Lin Mo stumbled forward and turned, only to see Sichuan Girl—no, it was Li Shiya—gritting her teeth at him.

“What the hell’s wrong with you? If you’ve got nothing to do, then scram!”

Dazed from the punch, Lin Mo felt bewildered. But considering that right now Sichuan Girl had her divine protection activated, it was safer to stay away, lest he get caught in the crossfire.

But her attention wasn’t even on him. Instead, she stood frozen, staring at Miss Yuan in front of him.

At the same time, Yuan Meng also looked stunned at Sichuan Girl. The two locked eyes, and similar thoughts surfaced in their minds.

Sichuan Girl: 【Damn, Xiaomi su7 ultra? And she’s clearly rich? Is this the sugar mommy that Old Lin’s been freeloading off? Don’t tell me she thinks I’m the mistress and wants to hit me?】

Yuan Meng: 【Damn, so tall, and really pretty. Is Xiao Black Dog’s girlfriend at school? Don’t tell me she thinks I’m the mistress and wants to hit me?】

“Well, I…”

Just as Yuan Meng started to speak, Sichuan Girl suddenly turned and ran, as if making some firm decision, leaving the two of them dumbfounded.

The onlookers who had gathered were also stunned.

Who was this guy? Two girlfriends, both this gorgeous? He deserved to die!

What? The two women collided and it blew up? Hilarious! Serves him right!

Some of the brand-new freshmen widened their eyes in disbelief. Was this really the college life of their dreams? Awesome! I want to date ten campus belles!

Feeling the gazes from all around, Lin Mo’s face turned darker than ever. He was so furious he actually laughed.

“Heh~ I’m screwed.”

Seeing her run away, Yuan Meng was also at a loss, then asked:

“You okay? Want me to explain for you?”

Hearing this, Lin Mo took a deep breath. Instead of answering, he said, “Nice driving. Take your Xiaomi su7 ultra and run someone over for me. 200 yuan. I’ll send you 10 first as a deposit.”

Yuan Meng: …

“Could it be your beloved family or sworn brother?”

Lin Mo: “I’ll pay more!”

“Get lost, will you? 200 yuan? That doesn’t even cover my gas,” Yuan Meng spat.

Lin Mo: “Isn’t your car electric?”

“So you’re seriously planning to give me 10 yuan to charge it? Cut the crap. Tell me—what was that just now? Did I show up at a bad time?” Yuan Meng quickly shifted the topic back, her face full of gossiping excitement.

“Let’s change places. We’ll talk while we walk.” Lin Mo gestured to her, and the two quickly left.

After all, being pointed at and whispered about here was unbearable.

Once they were gone, two heads popped up from behind the fountain.

“Wang Chu, what do you think?”

“Eighty percent chance that’s the sugar mommy who gave Old Mo the watch. You can tell she’s loaded. Ten out of ten lolis are rich, and one of them’s filthy rich. She’s driving a Xiaomi su7 ultra. But you—don’t tell me you made her misunderstand?” Wang Chu analyzed calmly.

“Not sure, but it doesn’t look like there’s any real problem. Still, Old Mo’s awesome. As expected, good looks really are an advantage.”

When it came to their brother’s love life, the two were genuinely happy. Though they teased him endlessly, it was all just joking around.

“Damn it, I want a girlfriend too. But how do you even chase girls? Sichuan Girl, got any advice?” Wang Chu asked enviously.

Sichuan Girl: “Uh… that’s kind of outside my knowledge base. Why don’t you ask me about the situation in Syria instead?”

Wang Chu: …

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