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Chapter 54 : Pinru’s Wardrobe?
Chapter 54: Pinru’s Wardrobe?
You could doubt our character, but you couldn’t question that we were a relationship of 1s and 0s!
Lin Mo and Wang Chu admitted ‘Li Shiya’s’ looks, but they still had morals, okay? Auntie, weren’t you knowing a bit too much?
As for Sichuan Girl, he didn’t deserve to have morals. He had already become Li Shiya, what morals could he possibly have left?
What now? Could it be that their dorm room 205 was also about to become famously known as lights-out early, noisy at night, quick pooping, and good camaraderie?
Inside the dormitory, the three brothers exchanged looks. After a long while, it was Wang Chu who first broke the silence.
“I don’t get it!”
“Clearly, it’s only been a few months since we last met, yet the two of you changed so drastically. One became internet celebrity Li Shiya, earning heaps of money in the future. The other not only got better looking but also started living off a woman. You two really deserve to die!”
“Why couldn’t such good things include me too!”
On the chair, Wang Chu held Lin Mo’s Nautilus that had been taken off, looking utterly hopeless.
Although he already knew yesterday that a brother in the dorm was living off a woman, seeing the real thing today still made him envious. Especially with Lin Mo’s looks now, totally like a little pretty-boy first love. Otherwise, how else could he have managed to live off a woman?
And in their dorm, purely in terms of appearance, Wang Chu was the most ordinary-looking one. He was almost green with envy.
His brother living off a woman was even more painful than Li Shiya running off with someone else. If possible, he’d willingly exchange Sichuan Girl’s Barrett rifle just to boost his own looks a little.
Hearing this, Lin Mo and Sichuan Girl exchanged a glance, both shaking their heads.
“I say, Wang Chu, while others lost weight working, how did you end up more round-faced after just a few months out? Now it’s already your last year. If you slim down a bit, maybe you’ll still have a chance to chase your goddess Zhao Tingting. Otherwise, it’ll really be too late.” Sichuan Girl advised from the side.
Wang Chu’s weight was obviously higher than a few months ago. Previously, he was 178cm and 170 jin. Now, if he wasn’t 200, he was at least 190. Most importantly, his face was getting bigger and bigger.
Hearing this, Wang Chu nodded, pulled out his phone, searched for a fitness video, and said, “I’ll bookmark it first, scare the fat, see if it works.”
Sichuan Girl: …
Lin Mo: …
“Bro, are you alright? You could join all sorts of school activities for your goddess, even intern at the same company as her. But losing weight feels like it’s going to kill you?”
The Zhao Tingting Lin Mo and Sichuan Girl mentioned was a girl in their same year and same major. Wang Chu had liked her since freshman year, but he had never confessed.
Unlike ordinary Wang Chu, Zhao Tingting was good at studying and capable. She ran for class cadre, was also a student council officer. Though not a great beauty, she knew how to dress up. Over the years in university, she had plenty of suitors. From what they knew, she had already dated several decent boyfriends.
“You don’t understand. Liking is just a kind of feeling, not just for one particular person. Naturally, it won’t kill me. But losing weight definitely will!” Wang Chu patted his belly proudly.
Calling him a simp wasn’t accurate. In his heart, food outweighed the girl. But saying he wasn’t a simp either wasn’t right—he had still liked her for years. Truly contradictory.
Lin Mo took a deep breath and said: “They say Nezha had three heads and six arms. Wang Chu, how many heads and arms do you think you have?”
“One head, two arms.”
Lin Mo nodded. “Exactly, one head, two arms!”
Sichuan Girl: “Agreed.”
Wang Chu: “Get lost! You’re the one with two arms. You both are. Especially you, Sichuan Girl. Hurry up and give Li Shiya back to me, let her come out and talk with me. Seeing you without makeup, I really have no mood at all.”
“At least I’m better than you. You could do needlework without even taking your pants off!”
Sichuan Girl’s mouth was as poisonous as venom, firing nonstop.
That instantly broke Wang Chu’s defenses. He stood up, wanting to give Sichuan Girl a blow, to knock out Li Shiya’s true form.
Lin Mo quickly stopped them. He himself was still there—watching this might just give him a sty.
“Forget it, forget it. By the way, since you’re back, Wang Chu, then Zhao Tingting must be back too. Sichuan Girl’s words aren’t wrong. This is your last year. If you don’t try now, there really won’t be a chance. By the time you graduate, you’ll only be filled with regret.”
Pulling Wang Chu back, Lin Mo advised.
Among the four in their dorm, Old Zhao had a girlfriend since freshman year—someone from the neighboring art school, also his high school classmate.
He himself and Sichuan Girl had spent university addicted to computer games. Women only interfered with their gameplay. Only Wang Chu remained stuck in a one-sided crush, one that had lasted three years.
Hearing this, Wang Chu sighed helplessly. “I understand everything you’re saying. But I know my own level. The only reason I still can’t let go is because it’s been so long—it became a habit.
Besides, now that our dorm has Li Shiya, if all else fails, I can just shift my target. Sichuan Girl, whether I can get over heartbreak depends on you!”
Did Wang Chu like Zhao Tingting? The answer was definitely yes. After all, the first feeling of liking someone was always inferiority.
Fortunately, his personality wasn’t bad. Every time his goddess dated a new boyfriend, he’d wail in the dorm. But the next day, he’d act like nothing happened, waiting patiently for her breakup. He’d even boldly declare that he’d confess next time—only for the cycle to repeat endlessly.
You could say he was rational. You could also say he was cowardly. But he definitely wasn’t a simp. Because being a simp required action, and he hadn’t taken any action. He just jumped back and forth between love and heartbreak—a true abstraction.
Hearing Wang Chu say he was targeting him, Sichuan Girl shuddered, then felt a chill of disgust. “Don’t touch me! Get lost!”
“You still can’t let go? She can’t let go either! While you cry at night, she sweats at night. You think about her again and again, while she switches from one to another. You’re too sad to eat, while she’s sad because she eats too much.
By the time you want to let go, she’ll probably already be showing a baby bump!”
Wang Chu: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
“Bastard! Today I’ll show you what it means that no soil refuses a burial!”
Then Lin Mo saw Wang Chu hoisting Sichuan Girl onto his shoulder. To anyone else, it would’ve looked like she was being carried off as a captive bride.
“No! Help me! Help me!”
Seeing this, Lin Mo hurriedly retreated outside the dorm and shut the door behind him.
By the time he returned from the restaurant at the school’s back gate with takeout, Sichuan Girl had already been tormented into looking like Li Shiya.
“You’re back. Come, serve dishes to my beloved concubine.” Wang Chu waved his hand and laughed.
Lin Mo froze. “How did you turn him back into Li Shiya?”
“Of course, with a round of stick education.” Wang Chu raised his brows with a sly grin.
Lin Mo clasped his fists. “Respect, respect. From now on, I’ll walk a different path than you two human-dogs. Next time you two brandish your weapons, please let me know in advance, so I can record a video!”
“No problem, we’re all brothers.”
The next second, Sichuan Girl’s voice came. “Don’t listen to his bragging. After you left, he knelt down begging me, asking me to dress up like Zhao Tingting next time, wearing her same outfits.”
Lin Mo: (⊙▽⊙)
“Pin… Pinru’s wardrobe?”