novelraw Chapter 53 : Auntie, Why Bother Talking to Them
Chapter 53 : Auntie, Why Bother Talking to Them
Chapter 53: Auntie, Why Bother Talking to Them
Standing outside dorm room 205, listening to Wang Chu’s lewd laughter inside, Lin Mo couldn’t help but sigh that this world truly had countless talents!
Previously, he had thought Sichuan Girl was already abstract enough and must surely be the main character in the crossdressing blogger field. But the scene before him clearly showed that many others were no less remarkable than Sichuan Girl—some were even more perverse.
“Are you alright, student? You must stay strong!”
Seeing him stand silently at the dorm entrance, face expressionless, the Dormitory Supervisor Auntie asked worriedly, offering him some words of comfort. She feared this child couldn’t handle the blow. What a good boy he was, so handsome, yet unable to find a good girl.
“Auntie, I’m really fine. You might have misunderstood, I...” Lin Mo wanted to explain that he had just gone out for a while, he hadn’t been cheated on, and the person inside wasn’t his girlfriend.
But before he could finish, the dorm supervisor raised her hand to cut him off: “I understand, Auntie understands. I was once your age too. Things must be faced. Don’t worry, today Auntie is definitely on your side. If you can’t bring yourself to scold them, Auntie will speak for you. Hurry and drive them out. Today’s matter, Auntie won’t tell anyone.
Don’t worry, it’s just a girlfriend. Auntie happens to have a niece doing her master’s here. If need be, I’ll introduce her to you.”
After speaking, the Dormitory Supervisor Auntie sighed and patted his shoulder, signaling that a man must be strong. Since this matter had already been discovered, sooner or later it had to be faced.
Lin Mo opened his mouth but didn’t explain further. His eyes turned, and in an instant he transformed into an idea king, coming up with a brilliant plan. A sly smile crept onto his lips.
Immediately, he reached out and pushed open the dorm door. At once he saw Wang Chu’s plump figure holding Li Shiya from behind, pressing her against the computer desk. The movements—well, they were identical to what he had done yesterday. The only difference might have been the expression on Wang Chu’s face, which now carried a lecherous look.
As the dorm door was pushed open, both people inside were clearly startled. Even Wang Chu’s obscene expression froze on his face.
At this moment Lin Mo was expressionless, while the Dormitory Supervisor Auntie’s face showed contempt. Looking at Sichuan Girl with utter confusion, she thought: Look at who you’ve chosen? How can these two even compare?
Lin Mo was dressed in high-end clothes, his features already outstanding. Now, paired with the face of a first love—he had both looks and aura. Across the entire university, from freshmen to seniors, there were only a handful who could compare.
On the other hand, Wang Chu was round-bodied, with utterly plain clothes, and his big round face was nothing remarkable.
The Dormitory Supervisor Auntie truly could not understand. Had girls’ tastes changed these days?
Li Shiya, in Sichuan Girl’s form, widened her eyes and hurriedly struggled free of Wang Chu.
“You are...”
Wang Chu looked at Lin Mo standing in the doorway, his face full of doubt.
Before Lin Mo could open his mouth, the warm-hearted Dormitory Supervisor Auntie spoke up: “You two know very well what you were doing, and you still dare ask?
And that little girl—I must say this: a girl must cherish herself. How can you be so frivolous?
Female students are not allowed into male dorms. The two of you, hurry up and get out!”
Hearing this, Lin Mo immediately switched on his drama mode. Waving his hand, he said: “Yes, you two should leave. You’re not welcome here.”
Upon hearing his voice, Wang Chu suddenly felt something familiar. He quickly looked twice, then widened his eyes: “Ol... Old Lin? Did you get plastic surgery, you bastard?!”
After speaking, he rushed forward to pat Lin Mo’s shoulder, but was blocked by Auntie: “Hey hey hey, what are you doing? Trying to get physical? Get out quickly, and take that girl with you. From now on, don’t let me see her appear in this building again.”
Wang Chu was stunned. How had he become shameless in this? And besides, they lived here!
“Auntie, we’re classmates, same dorm!” Wang Chu pointed at Lin Mo and explained.
Upon hearing this, the Dormitory Supervisor Auntie’s face darkened even more: “You’re even in the same dorm? This really opened my eyes. Don’t you know Xiao Lin is dating her? And you still steal his girlfriend? What kind of character do you have?”
At these words, Wang Chu suddenly understood. So this was all a misunderstanding. Quickly, he pointed to Li Shiya inside and said:
“Auntie, it’s not what you think. The three of us all live in this dorm. The one inside is also a man!”
To this, the Dormitory Supervisor Auntie sneered. She only believed what her own eyes saw: “You young people these days, can’t even make up a decent lie. Always using the same excuse. Yesterday I let it go because it was the first time, but today you do this right under my nose? Are Auntie’s eyes just decorations? Hurry and take her away!”
Wang Chu hastily explained: “No, really, he’s a guy, Auntie. Sichuan Girl, say something!”
Sichuan Girl remained silent, only biting her lip.
Seeing this, Lin Mo pressed his lips together, recalling every sad thing in his life.
“Old Lin, Old Lin can testify!” Wang Chu quickly turned to him, hoping he’d explain.
Lin Mo took a deep breath, holding back laughter, and said: “I wish you two a hundred years together, locked in for life!”
Wang Chu: ...
As Teacher Guo once said: those who wrong you know better than you yourself just how wronged you are.
“Alright, enough, hurry up. Don’t make me use force. The one inside, get out now, did you hear me?” The Dormitory Supervisor Auntie waved her hand to drive them away.
Seeing this, Wang Chu quickly pulled Sichuan Girl: “Say something, don’t mess me up. If you don’t speak, Auntie will drive you out!”
Lin Mo chimed in from the side: “Auntie, why waste words with them? Watch me cut down this shameless couple!”
Saying this, Lin Mo stepped forward, scaring the Dormitory Supervisor Auntie who quickly held him back: “Don’t be rash! You two, what are you looking at? Leave now! Otherwise, I’m calling the police!”
Seeing this, Wang Chu couldn’t take it anymore. He suddenly ripped off Sichuan Girl’s wig: “Auntie, look, he’s really a man. Wait, I’ll strip him and you’ll know for sure!”
After saying this, he really moved to act.
Dormitory Supervisor Auntie: Σ(⊙▽⊙“a
What a rare scene this was! And free of charge, too?
Half an hour later, in the first-floor duty office, Lin Mo, Wang Chu, and a de-made-up Li Chuan stood in a row.
“Auntie, please have some fruit. The three of us were just fooling around. Plus, this is my job—you know about social media, right? Douyin!”
Li Chuan handed the Dormitory Supervisor Auntie a washed apple, and even poured her a glass of water.
Half an hour earlier, faced with Wang Chu’s threat to strip him naked, Sichuan Girl had finally spoken.
At that moment, the Dormitory Supervisor Auntie’s face had directly shown the third emoji from your phone.
Auntie admitted her mind was a bit scrambled. And so, half an hour later, after Sichuan Girl had removed his makeup, the three of them came to explain the whole story.
There was no way around it. If they didn’t explain, the Dormitory Supervisor Auntie would keep misunderstanding their relationship. It was best to clarify early.
“So... Auntie misunderstood?”
The three of them nodded repeatedly.
“Then why didn’t you explain?” The Dormitory Supervisor Auntie looked at Lin Mo with a helpless smile.
Lin Mo sighed: “Auntie, I explained yesterday already, but you didn’t believe me!”
“That’s true.” Auntie slapped her forehead, then carefully examined Sichuan Girl from head to toe before finally lowering her voice to the three:
“Alright, Auntie understands now. From now on, keep it quieter at night in your dorm. And don’t play too wild.”
The three of them: ???
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