Everyone Wants Me Dead: The Villain Lord's Survival Diary

Chapter 72 – Did I encounter a bug?



Chapter 72 – Did I encounter a bug?

A moment later.

Loli stopped helping Sylvie with his back.

She was utterly exhausted, her waist aching and hands weak.

Now, she nestled in Sylvie's arms, as if her bones had been removed, soft and unwilling to move, her rosy lips slightly parted, breathing lightly, looking somewhat fatigued.

A few strands of hair mischievously clung to her smooth forehead, adding a touch of allure to her already charming demeanor.

She buried her flushed face in Sylvie's broad back, hiding her misty eyes.

Her whole body was tinged with an enticing pink, whether from the steam in the bathroom or from embarrassment was unclear.

This wasn't what Mrs. Chris said would happen!

Loli's mind was a bit muddled at the moment.

Mrs. Chris had clearly said that if she scrubbed her master's back while bathing, he wouldn't be able to resist.

But now, Sylvie had simply wrapped her in a towel and held her in his arms.

"Master~"

Loli pitifully curled up in Sylvie's embrace, letting out a whimpering, coquettish sound.

She felt like a fool.

Hearing the little maid's coquettish voice, Sylvie bent down, pressing his refined nose against hers, teasingly asking.

"Which master gave you this advice?"

"It was Mrs. Chris and the other maid sisters..."

Loli bit her pink lips, her brows lowered, her soft hands covering her face, feeling a bit at a loss.

"Well, well, I should have a talk with Mrs. Chris and those other maids someday, always teaching my precious personal maid all sorts of nonsense."

"Master, please don't."

Hearing that Sylvie intended to confront Mrs. Chris, Loli immediately panicked, her face scrunched up, enduring her inner embarrassment, pleading coquettishly:

"It was..."

"It was Loli who wanted to learn..."

Hearing this, Sylvie pinched the little maid's cheek, asking with a mix of amusement and exasperation:

"Why learn such things? Are you in such a hurry? Your master isn't going anywhere."

"I am in a hurry..."

Loli mumbled softly, biting her lip.

She lowered her head, silent for a moment, then murmured in a voice as soft as a mosquito's hum:

"Loli is scared..."

"Scared of what?"

"Scared that master will be taken away, that master won't want Loli anymore. Without master, how can Loli continue to live?"

The little maid said with grievance, her eyes reddening, tears beginning to pool.

Sylvie immediately understood the reason.

It was probably because he had brought back a fox-eared girl, and the little maid felt a sense of crisis, afraid he would fall for someone new and abandon her.

Sylvie held Loli, gently patting her smooth pink back, softly comforting:

"Don't worry, I won't abandon you. I swear to always be with you."

With that, Sylvie raised his fist, ready to swear to the goddess of oaths, Valrys.

But the little maid lifted her soft hand to gently cover his mouth, looking at him with eyes full of love, coquettishly saying:

"No need to swear, master. Let's just pinky promise~"

Sylvie understood Loli's meaning, feeling a bit more tenderness for the girl before him.

"Alright! Let's pinky promise."

In the misty atmosphere, a small pinky and a larger pinky hooked together, then their fingers interlocked, holding tightly.

"Master, Loli wants a kiss~"

After the promise, Loli suddenly smiled mischievously, her soft hand hooking around Sylvie's neck.

Sensing Sylvie's heated gaze, her rosy cheeks blushed even more, shyly teasing:

"Master, hurry up and kiss..."

What was supposed to be a half-hour bath ended up lasting until late at night.

When Sylvie finally emerged with Loli in her pajamas, the full moon had risen to its peak in the sky.

Thankfully, he was a Sky Knight, and the corridor connecting to his bedroom needed no guards.

Otherwise, it would have been quite embarrassing if they were seen.

Back in the room, the little maid didn't leave his embrace, still clinging to him like a koala.

"Master... is it time to start the act?"

Loli nuzzled against Sylvie's chest like a little piglet, asking with a giggle.

"That's right."

Sylvie had just nodded when the little maid in his arms changed her expression, quickly entering the state as he had previously instructed.

Her expression shifted from joy and infatuation to panic and fear, her voice trembling as she shouted:

"Loli doesn't want to warm the bed! Master, master is a big bad wolf, a pervert!"

She struggled in Sylvie's arms, though it was more of a soft wriggle than a real struggle.

Her movements made Sylvie's brow twitch.

He couldn't let this girl continue like this, so Sylvie gritted his teeth, pretending to be evil as he pressed the fragrant, soft little maid onto the bed, growling:

"Today, no one can save you. You must warm the bed for this young master, or I'll eat you up, mwahaha..."

"No, you can't! Loli doesn't want to warm the bed for the bad master!"

"Wahhh, Loli is not clean anymore~ From now on, I can only marry the big bad master, wahhh..."

The little maid pretended to cry, even managing to squeeze out a couple of tears.

At that moment, a familiar robotic voice echoed in Sylvie's mind:

"Ding! Detected host forcing his maid to warm the bed, heinous behavior, inhumane. Reward: 5000 Villain Points! Please keep up the effort!"

Success!

"Stupid system, I've found a bug!"

Sylvie grinned, planting two kisses on the little maid's rosy cheeks.

"Alright, experiment complete, this is enough."

"Is this really enough?"

Loli stopped struggling, blinking her big eyes at him, still with tears at the corners.

"Yes, this is enough. We'll do this every night before bed."

Sylvie replied cheerfully, looking quite pleased.

"Master."

"What is it?"

Loli tilted her head, her big eyes looking adorably at her master, her gaze filled with curiosity and inquiry.

"Master, be honest with Loli, do you have any strange preferences?"

"...It's already late, let's go to sleep..."

"Master, if you have any strange preferences, just tell Loli, Loli will seriously consider your feelings."

"Snore... snore..."

"Master, master?"

"Snore... snore..."

"Hmph! ╯^╰"


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