Everyone Wants Me Dead: The Villain Lord's Survival Diary

Chapter 71 – Loli is giving the master a back rub



Chapter 71 – Loli is giving the master a back rub

On the evening of the second test launch of "Kain Continent," a player guild named "The Enforcers" announced its formation.

The guild master of The Enforcers is the player representative Avatar, with the vice guild master being the technical mage and expert strategist Frog of Schemes, and the honorary guild master being the aggrieved Ye Hao.

The core policies of the guild are mainly threefold:

1. To punish the evil game boss, the Eaglehold Lord.

2. To rescue the kidnapped Saintess Roye, alive or dead.

3. To protect the aggrieved Ye Hao, and ensure that Baby Ye Hao doesn't cry.

At the inception of the guild, both new and veteran players enthusiastically signed up, quickly bringing the guild membership to over eight thousand.

These eight thousand would be the main force in the future assault on the Eaglehold Lord.

Standing on the high platform in the square of Morninglight Town, The Enforcers guild welcomed their first mobilization event.

"Ahem—! Now, let's invite our main character, Ye Hao, to say a few words."

Avatar looked at the sea of heads below the platform, feeling a bit overwhelmed.

Over eight thousand pairs of eyes! All staring at you with such anticipation!

These new players of the second test were quickly captivated by the ultra-realistic gaming experience of "Kain Continent," so now they eagerly awaited help from the veteran players.

This led to the mobilization meeting being taken very seriously by the new players, even if they were secretly casting Fireball Spells into their pants, they did so quietly without making a fuss.

After Avatar finished speaking, he turned and handed the simple loudspeaker to Ye Hao, but Ye Hao merely raised his hand and gently pressed down, raising an eyebrow to indicate he didn't need it.

Then he walked up to the platform with an air of confidence.

Avatar: "..."

You're impressive, you're aloof, you bull-headed...

Ye Hao stood atop the platform, looking at the bustling crowd of players below, and couldn't help but feel a surge of heroism.

This was his domain, his army!

With his heart swelling with emotion, he channeled a trace of Battle Aura to make himself shine like a 36-watt bulb, simultaneously amplifying his voice so every player present could hear him.

"I'm very pleased to see so many heroic spirits here today! You are the hope of Morninglight Town!"

"Yes!"

"Clap clap clap (applause)"

"Ahem—! Seeing everyone so spirited today... I won't waste words, as you all probably know the purpose of our Enforcers guild's establishment."

Ye Hao's expression turned serious, raising his arm and shouting:

"That is to kill the Eaglehold Lord and rescue Saintess Roye."

"Yes!"

"Kill the Eaglehold Lord, rescue the Saintess!"

"Oooooh!"

...

Seeing the players' fervent enthusiasm, Ye Hao's expression turned pained and sorrowful, his voice slightly choked:

"Roye is such a wonderful girl, she's beautiful, kind, pure, and understanding. I believe every heroic spirit here has been helped by her."

Ye Hao turned his gaze to the first-test players.

The players also recalled their moments with Saintess Roye, feeling a pang of sadness.

Yes, even when she called us perverts, she was so adorable. She would make us all sorts of delicious snacks, and when we died and revived, she'd ask if it hurt.

Thinking of Saintess Roye's caring demeanor, many players' eyes reddened.

"This is just the darkness before dawn; justice will ultimately triumph over evil!"

Ye Hao stood on the platform, shouting hoarsely.

White Battle Aura flames ignited around him, lifting his body into the air.

Strangely, his eyes, obscured by the Battle Aura flames, lacked whites, showing only the pitch black representing evil.

He truly felt anger and humiliation, not just putting on a show.

He regretted his momentary greed that harmed Roye, but more so, he harbored resentment towards the Eaglehold Lord.

If not for the Eaglehold Lord, none of this would have happened; he wouldn't have been so embarrassed by the abyssal demon, and Saintess Roye wouldn't be on the brink of death.

It's all the Eaglehold Lord's fault! It's all his fault!

He must rescue Roye and make the Eaglehold Lord pay in blood.

Players stared in shock at Ye Hao suspended in mid-air, and someone was the first to cast an Appraisal.

A panel filled with question marks, showing only the information of a level 53 Sky Knight, was immediately screenshotted and posted on the public chat.

Players instantly erupted:

"Whoa, level 53! The protagonist is awesome!"

"Just a Sky Knight? Official hacks are the deadliest, we all misunderstood you, Brother Hao, you truly live up to your name!"

"The Saintess Sister is saved, woo woo woo, Saintess Sister, did you see? You must hold on!"

"Brother Hao, you stood up!"

"Brother Hao, lead us to kill the Lord and loot equipment!"

...

Ye Hao grinned, his white teeth shining in the sunlight, his aura of dominance reaching its peak at this moment.

He pressed his hands down, and the players gradually quieted.

"Heroic spirits, we must avenge ourselves. However, you second-wave heroic spirits are still relatively weak. Please take this time to grow alongside the first-wave heroic spirits."

Ye Hao's gaze was intense, his words sincere:

"Morninglight Town needs you, the Saintess needs you!"

With that, thunderous applause erupted.

The players' excited howls echoed above Morninglight Town, lingering for a long time.

...

Sylvie was unaware that the players in Morninglight Town were already sharpening their knives, preparing to take him down.

At this moment, he was with Loli in Saintess Roye's room, observing Roye's condition.

"Master, she should have woken up once today."

Loli withdrew her small hand from the Saintess, turned to Sylvie, and said somewhat uncertainly.

"The removal of the brand is a phased process. She has successfully passed the first round of erosion and is now in the second round, but the situation has improved."

Sylvie nodded thoughtfully upon hearing this.

Seeing the slightly panting little maid, Sylvie tenderly wiped the sweat from her forehead, holding her soft, slender hand, and said gently:

"You've worked hard, Loli."

Loli squinted her eyes and smiled sweetly, snuggling into Sylvie's embrace, her tail wagging behind her, showing her inner joy and happiness.

"Master... Loli, it's not hard work. Helping Master is the happiest thing for Loli."

Sylvie pinched Loli's rosy cheeks, unable to suppress a smile.

This little girl had been with him for so long, yet she still blushed whenever she got close to him.

He leaned down and kissed the little maid's forehead, smiling as he said:

"Alright, that's enough for today. You go wait for me in my room, I'll take a bath."

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"Master... when Loli warms the bed later, should I pretend to be particularly unwilling?"

Loli asked curiously, still holding onto Sylvie's waist with no intention of letting go.

"That's right," Sylvie nodded, then explained, "I just want to conduct an experiment, to test something."

"Alright then~ Master, you must hurry~, Loli will be waiting for you in the room."

Loli blushed, smiling shyly, and suddenly jumped up to peck Sylvie on the neck before finally letting go, reluctantly leaving, looking back with every step.

...

In the castle's bathroom, Sylvie sat by the edge of the bath, scrubbing himself while pondering the player situation.

His Winterfell City was so far from Morninglight Town, if players attacked his Winterfell City, they'd have to pass through those towns, and the townsfolk and militia would be meaningless sacrifices against the infinitely respawning players.

So Sylvie planned to send letters to the major towns, instructing them to let the players pass directly, allowing them to attack his Winterfell City.

This way, Sylvie could concentrate his forces, and the towering walls of Winterfell City wouldn't be so easy to breach.

Just as he was lost in thought, a noise came from behind him.

Sylvie felt two warm, slender hands pass under his arms, embracing him, followed by a soft, tender, and hot body pressing against his back.

A shy, trembling voice came from the little maid behind him:

"Mas... Master, Loli... Loli is here to scrub your back..."


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