Chapter 388: You Can’t Just Start a Team Fight in the Fountain with Your Real Body!
Chapter 388: You Can’t Just Start a Team Fight in the Fountain with Your Real Body!
The Wanderer turned his head with a hollow, clacking sound, staring at Lynn as if he wanted to kill him.
[Ding! The Wanderer's Hatred towards you +20]
[Ding! The Wanderer's Resentment towards you +20]
[Ding! The Wanderer's Breakdown Level +20]
"I'll kill you!!"
He finally couldn't hold back anymore, leaping up in a rage, grabbing Lynn by the neck with a furious shout:
"I'm going to kill you!!"
A terrifying, high-pitched loli voice sharply erupted from his throat.
It was easy to imagine the kind of hysterical emotions currently raging in his heart.
Lynn hurriedly grabbed his wrist with a pained expression, saying, "Let's talk this out properly, don't resort to violence against me. Have you forgotten what happened to you before the surgery?! This isn't something I can control!"But just as Lynn's anxious reminder hadn't finished.
*Thwack—*
A baton suddenly extending from the wall instantly struck the Wanderer on the side of his face.
Time seemed to freeze at that moment.
The Wanderer's cheek rippled violently to the side, his teeth flying out like bullets, *pata-pata-pata* hitting the distant wall, embedding themselves into it.
His body was instantly sent flying several meters, landing heavily on the ground.
"Think you can just attack the Master and get away with it?!"
Accompanied by a loud shout.
One after another, burly Plague Doctor Night Doctors filed out from the wall, holding batons, immediately surrounding him like Gestapo agents, beginning a group physical persuasion session on the Wanderer. Among them, that particularly brawny Night Doctor even started continuously jumping and chopping down with loud *pata-pata-pata* sounds.
Over there, the beating was intense.
Over here.
That squad leader once again stood straight, blocking in front of Lynn, standing at attention and saluting, loudly reporting:
"Reporting, Good Doctor, sir! Night Patrol Squad 23 will continue to provide you with covert, close protection. The assailant has been physically subdued by us. Please give your instructions!"
Lynn stared wide-eyed and said, "Withdraw."
"Yes, sir!" The squad leader loudly clicked his heels together.
Immediately followed by a whistle.
The Night Doctor squad conducting the physical persuasion on the Wanderer immediately stopped, then quickly and neatly lined up in formation, each standing ramrod straight, chests puffed out, displaying their unparalleled discipline.
"Withdraw!" The squad leader shouted, waving his hand.
Then, under Lynn's watchful gaze, the neatly lined-up Night Patrol Squad turned in unison, marching in step, jogging like ghosts as they disappeared into the wall.
Without the slightest hesitation.
"……"
Lynn walked over to that corner with wide eyes, looking at the Wanderer lying face-down in a spread-eagle position on the ground, covered in signs of rough treatment, and said:
"How are you? Didn't I tell you not to lay hands on me? Why wouldn't you listen?"
The Wanderer's body twitched as if having an epileptic seizure.
His cheek pressed against the floor, his expression hollow, two streams of oil uncontrollably flowing from his eye sockets.
At this moment, no one could understand what kind of mood he was truly in.
If it could really be described…
[Ding! The Wanderer's Fear of you +10]
[Ding! The Wanderer's attitude towards you has changed from 'Indifferent' to 'Fearful'. You gained 200 basic experience.]
Lynn sighed, squatting down in front of his face, sorrowfully saying:
"Alright, don't be sad. Listen to the doctor. If you really want to kill me, next time I'll specially find you an opportunity to go kill me properly outside the city. But this place is, after all, our Night Doctors' main base. No matter how brave you are…"
"You can't just go naked into a team fight right at our fountain!"
[Ding! Congratulations on triggering the special achievement: Unstoppable Sorrow. You gained 200 basic experience.]
[Unstoppable Sorrow] Special achievement, also known as the Cat Crying over the Mouse, the Weasel Crying over the Chicken. Those who can obtain this achievement are usually able to inflict massive psychological damage and precise mental strikes on enemies through their words and actions. Not recommended for use by non-psychopaths, as it may lead to indescribable consequences. You gained permanent bonuses: Intelligence +2, Eloquence +1, Happiness +10]
Decisively ignoring the System's daily habit of starting fights.
Lynn sorrowfully helped the Wanderer up and escorted him back to the Operating Table.
[Ding! You have discovered target damage: Teeth Shattered]
[Ding! You have discovered target damage: Plug Damaged]
[Ding! You have discovered target damage: Nasal Bone Crushed]
[Ding! You have discovered target damage: Skull Depressed from Jump-Chopping.]
"Don't worry," Lynn rubbed his eye sockets, pulling a wrench from his chest, saying:
"This surgery will be at a 20% discount for you. You really must take good care of yourself."
Then Lynn immediately began secondary treatment on him.
[Ding! Your Blacksmithing experience +1]
[Ding! Your Welding experience +1]
[Ding! Your Mechanical Modification experience +0.5]
…
More than ten minutes later.
Lynn took off his mask, holding a mirror in front of the Wanderer, smiling and asking:
"How is it? How's my mechanical modification skill? Since parts are really running low, I gave you a uniquely styled, aesthetically pleasing nose and a set of hard steel teeth. The other injuries have also been healed."
The Wanderer stared hollowly at his nose in the mirror.
If he wasn't mistaken.
That looked like… a grenade…
And it even had a pull ring and safety pin, very exquisite.
He murmured, "Gre… grenade…"
Lynn said seriously, "Yes. Because the parts you brought were really insufficient, I simplified it a bit. Not only is it aesthetically pleasing, but it's also specially practical. If you encounter trouble you absolutely can't solve and want to perish together with the other party, you just do it like this…"
*Click—*
Lynn pulled the grenade's ring.
The Wanderer (‧̣̥̇꒪່⍢꒪່ ):"!!!"
Lynn seriously held the pulled ring, saying, "Pull this down, then bump it against anything, and it will explode. If you're usually bored, of course you can also pull it for fun. Don't worry, as long as no accidents happen, it probably won't be a problem."
*Click—*
Lynn stuffed it back in for him.
The Wanderer looked at Lynn with tears streaming down his face, his eyes brimming with tears that were definitely not tears of gratitude.
And from this point, it could also be seen that Lynn was indeed a talented pragmatist in the field of mechanics.
Looking at those grateful tears flowing from him.
Lynn's heart also swelled with emotion, as if receiving the greatest recognition from a patient. That feeling was even more heartwarming than a Little Girl sweetly calling you 'Onii-chan'.
Lynn then, with an All Smiles expression, took out a bill and placed it in front of the Wanderer, saying:
"Sir, the fee for your full-body treatment has been calculated. Since you are the first mechanical unit I've treated, all fees are 20% off. If you think there's no problem, can we proceed with the payment?"
The Wanderer reached out a dazed hand, taking the bill Lynn handed over.
As soon as he took hold of one end.
*Whoosh—*
The long bill immediately rolled down from his chest, then kept rolling and rolling for over ten meters, only stopping when it finally hit the wall.
"……"
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