Creepy Pharmacist: All my patients are scary!

Chapter 387: Isn’t It Extremely User-Friendly?

'Processor operating...'

'Power rapidly recovering...5%...14%...'

"System operating normally, restarting..."

Bzzz—

Accompanied by the mechanical noises emanating from within his body, like a monitor screen turning on, the Wanderer's visual field slowly took shape before his eyes. Although it was still accompanied by faint flickering and electrical surges, he could basically see the image clearly now.

And he didn't know why.

He just felt like he had had a very, very long dream.

In the dream, it seemed like a psychotic serial killer had cut his body into hundreds of pieces, large and small, and then that person had forcibly pieced him back together.

And for some reason.

He, who hadn't felt pain like that for a long, long time, was actually screaming his lungs out in agony in that dream.That... probably wasn't real, right...

He murmured.

Through drooping eyelids, he drowsily glimpsed a young man's face wearing a monocle, smiling as he looked at him.

"Hello, the surgery was a success. You are now a normal boy."

He faintly heard this voice.

Then he opened his mouth and mumbled, "Where is this..."

Immediately, a crisp, loli voice reached his ears.

He jolted violently.

Something's wrong.

Very, very wrong.

Because although he was a bit groggy, he at least still knew his own gender. While mechanical units indeed didn't emphasize gender much, he was, after all, a mechanical body transformed from flesh and blood.

Male was male, female was female;

this definitely couldn't be confused.

But what was that strange sound he just made?!

He murmured, then tried again, "Ahhh—"

Loli voice ing.

"..."

[Ding! Wanderer's SAN -20]

The next moment, the Wanderer sat bolt upright in shock, clutching his throat, and cried out in horror:

"What's wrong with me?! What's wrong with me!! What's with my voice! Why has my voice become so..."

Loli voice ing.

He panicked, instantly hugging his own head, saying:

"Something's wrong! Something's very wrong!!"

Loli voice ing.

Seeing him wake up, Lynn immediately reached out and patted his shoulder, soothing his agitation, saying:

"Relax, relax, it's okay, take it easy. Don't you remember? When you were thrashing around earlier, you accidentally snapped your vocalizer. So, to let you speak normally, I specially made you a new one."

"Isn't it much more charming than your original one?"

Lynn seriously gave him a thumbs-up in front of him, clearly feeling a slight sense of accomplishment and happiness that he could vocalize normally now.

The Wanderer was dumbfounded.

He quickly lowered his head, urgently examining his own body.

And he immediately discovered that, at least from outward appearance, he had indeed been completely healed.

Even his external skin had become smooth, delicate, and glossy.

But he distinctly felt.

Something was very, very wrong with him! Very, very wrong!

"You... would you be this kind?" he trembled, speaking in a loli voice.

Lynn smiled, still giving a thumbs-up, saying, "Because saving lives and healing the wounded is a doctor's duty! It doesn't matter if it's you;

even stray cats or dogs on the roadside, I would lend a helping hand. After all, a doctor must carry a heart as benevolent as a saint's! Hehehehe—"

[Ding! Wanderer's fear of you +5]

He didn't know why, but although the words spoken were indeed full of a healing flavor, the way he laughed was so perverted it made him feel extremely uncomfortable.

But he couldn't care about that right now.

Because of the previous beatdown by those Night Doctors, his energy reserves were nearly depleted. He urgently needed to find an energy supply immediately.

And for some reason, he felt his body was much lighter than before.

"Fuel! Energy Cubes! Electricity, electricity, electricity!"

He frantically scrambled and rolled off the operating table, groping around everywhere.

Lynn pointed toward the wall, kindly saying, "There's a charging port over there. Charging is by the kilowatt-hour, 30 Skeleton Coins per kWh~"

At this moment, the Wanderer couldn't care about the details anymore.

He rushed over hurriedly, saw the strangely designed charging port, and immediately reached behind his neck, wanting to pull out his charger.

But as he felt around back there...

"???!"

"Where's my charger?!"

Shocked, his two hands frantically searched, but the back of his neck was completely smooth.

He immediately turned his head, trembling as he looked at Lynn, asking:

"Where did it go?"

Lynn adjusted his monocle, satisfied, saying, "Well, you see, because your body was shattered too severely, the charging cable was all rotten. So, after some consideration, I installed a new one for you."

"Where's the new one?" he asked, trembling.

Lynn pointed between his legs, saying, "Right there."

The Wanderer instantly froze.

His gaze went hollow, mechanically shifting downward.

"..."

Surroundings fell silent.

Lynn gently clasped his hands together, saying, "You see, I felt the design of having the charger at the back of the neck wasn't very good. So I made a slight adjustment for you. Besides, since you're already a mechanical body, that thing down there is obviously no longer needed. So, to prevent it from becoming just a decorative piece, I integrated the charging function with it a little."

"How about it?"

Lynn wore a gentle expression, clearly hoping for likes and tips.

"Isn't it very user-friendly?"