Zombie Bodyguard

Chapter 1737 - 1734: Never Thought It Would Be This Over the Top

"Both Li Wenfeng and Li Wenrong have arrived, which one has Bitong hooked up with?" Lin Tian tossed a fruit into his mouth and asked casually.

The two young members of the Li Family who came in were naturally recognized by Lin Tian: Li Wenfeng, who bears the legacy of King Arthur, and the playboy Li Wenrong.

Of course, although Li Wenfeng acquired King Arthur’s legacy cultivation technique, the Sword of the King was obtained by Lin Tian, eventually becoming one with the Heavenly Tribulation Sword, leaving no trace behind. Well, not entirely gone, as at least the Sword Spirit remains, but even the Sword Spirit has signed a master-servant contract with Lin Tian, never to betray.

"Li Wenfeng is such a proud person, praised even more highly than Sister Qing by the older generation. Given his personality, how could he be interested in an entertainment industry female celebrity? Only the playboy, Li Wenrong, would be interested in female celebrities," Yun Xiaotian teased.

"Oh, Xiao Tian got it right. Bitong has hooked up with Li Wenrong. Apparently, he plans to invest in a major movie for her, bringing in international stars for support. That’s Li Wenrong’s usual tactic for courting female celebrities, and it works every time," Zhou Botong snapped his fingers, confirming Yun Xiaotian’s guess.

With Bitong’s scheming, she surely knows Li Wenrong is just playing around, but benefits are enough in the entertainment circle. Talking about love would make people laugh their teeth off.

However, Bitong mocked Ou Mengmeng for dressing scantily, but she wore even less: towering heels, a super short skirt, a plunging neckline squeezing two round globes into a deep cleavage visible from afar, let alone up close.

Both wore short outfits; naturally, one would be embarrassed by smaller breasts or shorter legs, and Bitong lost in both aspects.

It must be said, both wore short outfits, but showcased different styles: Ou Mengmeng was fiery, Bitong was flirtatious—probably a matter of different temperaments.

"Lin Tian, you’re staring without blinking; are you bewitched by her? I remember you weren’t such a shallow person," Ou Mengmeng was annoyed seeing Lin Tian not responding, yet staring over there repeatedly.

Ou Mengmeng couldn’t keep things inside. Whatever’s on her mind, she says it. Lin Tian was speechless; whether or not to look has nothing to do with being shallow. Woman dresses scantily, man glances more—it’s instinct, unrelated to shallowness or morality.

Of course, Lin Tian wasn’t specifically observing Bitong’s chest. Every woman around him was bigger than Bitong, not to mention Ning Luoxi and Charlotte who are exceptionally large, even Zi Yan and Miss are bigger than her. Even the newly eighteen Xiao Manxuan and Zhang Lingyu aren’t inferior.

Let alone Mrs. Xiao’s... cough, cough, gotta stop, am overthinking it, Lin Tian quickly halted, ceasing further comparisons.

"Xuanxuan, tell your sister Mengmeng about any grudges or issues I’ve had with Bitong," Lin Tian didn’t bother explaining, opting to have Xiao Manxuan do the talking.

Xiao Manxuan gestured, narrating the conflicts Lin Tian had with Bitong several times. Only then did Ou Mengmeng realize, exclaiming, "Then why are you staring at her instead of teaming up to deal with her?"

Lin Tian waved his hand, chuckling, "I’m not watching her; I’m looking at the assistant next to her."

"Damn, Brother Lin Tian, I didn’t expect you to have a taste for that, liking pure little girls." Zhou Botong widened his eyes at Lin Tian, surprised, making Lin Tian want to punch him since everyone else watched him with significant looks, and Xiao Manxuan pouted like a little girl.

"I’m amazed by you guys, believing what Zhou Botong says? I’m observing Tian Xiaotian not because I like her, but thinking of how to help Ou Mengmeng," Lin Tian was quite helpless as this injustice felt worse than Dou’e’s.

"Really? How will you help me?" Ou Mengmeng looked skeptical, still not entirely convinced.

Lin Tian pointed at the young assistant girl and explained, "This little girl is Tian Xiaotian, officially Bitong’s assistant but actually her punching bag. Whenever Bitong faces adversity, she either slaps or swears at the girl? Slapping is common, akin to being a slave."

"So miserable. Bitong shines so brightly on TV, with rarely any scandal. Didn’t expect her to be so twisted behind the scenes. No wonder she mixed with playboy Li Wenrong for rising to fame," Ou Mengmeng grasped a key point and began to criticize.

Xiao Manxuan blinked in puzzlement, "Xiao Tian’s pitiable, but Lin Tian you said it’s her choice, not to interfere. Why raise her now?"

"Right, a small assistant. How does she correlate with helping me?" Ou Mengmeng also looked curiously at Lin Tian, while Yun Xiaotian and Zhou Botong were equally baffled.

"See, you know she’s just an assistant, but what if she becomes a bigger star than Bitong? Imagine Bitong’s expression then," Lin Tian grinned mischievously, bearing the ’I’m a badass, who cares’ demeanor.

Ou Mengmeng paused, then rejoiced, reaching out to Lin Tian’s shoulder, laughing heartily, "Haha, you’ve nailed it. Such a clever plan! If I were Bitong, I’d be infuriated if my despised assistant became immensely popular. Lin Tian, you’re brilliant!"

The "Female Knight" was caught up in excitement, being quite intimate with Lin Tian—arm-in-arm, saying "you’re awesome," making Lin Tian repeatedly employ his Teleportation movement technique, discreetly retreating to maintain "safe" proximity.

Lin Tian glanced at Zhou Botong, seeing his casual demeanor, relaxing thereafter since both were carefree people, leaving no room for misunderstanding.

"They went upstairs," Yun Xiaotian reminded.

"Ignore them; time to discuss how to make that assistant famous. And uncover Bitong’s scandal simultaneously would be even better," Ou Mengmeng was too busy contemplating her plans against Bitong.

Who else to annoy but Ou Mengmeng, Lin Tian shook his head inwardly and stated, "To make someone famous, several methods exist: having connections, having money, or relying on the director and producer. Having a willing director."

"Since we want to make Tian Xiaotian famous, certainly we can’t let her do those vile things. So, we can only rely on money and connections," explained Lin Tian. Would these individuals be lacking money or connections? Naturally not.

Indeed, Ou Mengmeng and Yun Xiaotian laughed, "Simple, we have no shortage of directors."

"Just directors aren’t enough; to become a star, one must not only film movies and TV shows but also sing, hold concerts, become a triple-threat star. So, we also need songwriters specifically crafting songs for her, plus bespoke scripts. Those writers and composers must be industry experts."

Before Lin Tian finished, the group froze. Ou Mengmeng was wide-eyed, "I only wanted to undermine Bitong, never imagined such exaggeration."