[Zhongyingmei] She is such a sand sculpture netizen

Chapter 22

Now that Joanna has accepted the job of contacting Stark Industries, she naturally doesn't have to go to S.H.I.E.L.D. to clock in for work every day.

Although she had a lot of dissatisfaction with this job at the beginning, Joanna began to feel the goodness of this job in just two days.

One of the benefits is that you don't need to clock in to and from get off work!

Whether she will come to Stark Tower, and when she will come to Stark Tower, that is her own business.

The second advantage is: Stark Tower's network is really much faster than S.H.I.E.L.D.When watching dramas and playing games, you don’t even need to bring a card. The whole process is extremely smooth.

This leisure made Joanna quickly lose her basic vigilance.

One of the manifestations is that she went to Stark Tower on the third day with a U-shaped neck pillow.She greeted the secretary who was in charge of receiving her familiarly, and then slipped into the waiting room, happily using the wireless network of Stark Tower.Except for going to the bathroom, Joanna never left the waiting room, and even ordered takeaway for lunch.

Joanna personally showed everyone how an office worker can stay at work perfectly.

Joanna would never have imagined such a beautiful life before.Let’s not complain about the painful internet speed of the Administration Department of S.H.I.E.L.D., but the fact that the S.H.I.E.L.D. office building is not within the range of food delivery is enough to make Joanna scold.

No matter how you look at it, Stark Tower is a paradise-like world.

If you want to say the disadvantages... probably their network firewall is not very reliable.

In fact, Joanna didn't know if this could be regarded as a firewall problem.But one thing is for sure, Stark Tower's wireless network is a bit buggy.This is concentrated in that Joanna will receive a friend request every day when she arrives at Stark Tower.

Although Joanna had rejected it for two days in a row, on the third day, this friend application was still stubborn and persistent... jumped out.

Facing this friend request, Joanna has lost her feeling.When you click Reject, it is as calm as turning off the ad box that pops up on the website.

"Sir, Miss Rickman also rejected your friend request today."

Tony, who was sitting at home, couldn't help retorting: "I haven't added her as a friend! She rejected you."

Jarvis didn't reply, just said "Yes, sir."But even that sounded ironic to Tony.

"Hacked her phone." Unbearable, Tony put aside the basically completed battle armor, planning to conquer Rickman, a strange species, and change his mind.

"Okay, sir. Miss Rickman's cell phone has been hacked, and she can seize control at any time."

Hearing this, Tony didn't talk nonsense, raised his hand and pressed the enter button.

Joanna, who was far away in the waiting room on the 43rd floor of the Stark Tower, was watching the drama vigorously, when suddenly, the screen of the phone went black.

The magnificent and magical scene just now disappeared in an instant, and her smirking face was reflected on the pitch-black screen.

Joanna:? ? ? ?

I pressed the home button, but there was no response.

Pressed the power button, no response.

I was thinking about whether charging the battery to watch dramas for the past two days would have caused too much damage to the battery of my mobile phone, when suddenly I saw a row of subtitles flashing on the screen.

Tony Stark: Hello!Miss Rickman.

The subtitles came so weird that Joanna raised her hand and threw the phone out in fright.

Tony, who hadn't seen a response for a long time while holding his mobile phone, frowned in confusion: "What's the situation?"

Jarvis, who had been conscientiously checking the surveillance video, replied: "Miss Rickman threw away her phone. Now she is hiding behind the sofa like a cat."

Tony covered his eyes with his hands.

#This kind of opponent, how can people play? ! #

After a while, Jarvis said again: "She picked up the phone and is staring at the phone screen in a daze."

Tony thought this was a good thing, at least it showed that she had the consciousness to fight.He picked up his phone and waited for Joanna to text him back.But after waiting for a while, no message came.

"Sir, Ms. Rickman doesn't seem to understand the operating principle of this program. Do you need me to pop up an input box on her phone screen?"

"Boom bobble! Play one of the virtual keyboards for her too! What kind of idiot are you?"

"Okay, sir."

While worrying about what to do with the phone, Joanna saw an input box appear under the line of subtitles.She clicked with the mentality of giving it a try, and a virtual keyboard she was used to usually popped up.

Joanna thought about it.The left and right are just a mobile phone, can it be blown up on the spot?It just exploded. With today's bizarre experience, she should be able to reimburse the cost of a new mobile phone from Coulson.

After sorting out the serious relationship among them, Joanna returned the message.

Joanna: Who are you?

Tony Stark: can't see my ID

Joanna: See, so what?

Tony Stark: Who am I when I saw you?

Joanna: Hey, you're a funny hacker, you say you're Tony Stark, and you are?Then I still say that I am Elizabeth II!The network ID can still be taken as real!funny.

Tony, who was sitting at home, fell into silence for a while, because he suddenly discovered that what this sand sculpture visitor actually... made a lot of sense.

Tony Stark, who has been unrestrained and loves to slap his face all his life, immediately decided to make a video with the sand sculpture on the Internet.

So, in the next second, Joanna's phone screen was filled with Tony's face.

Joanna was taken aback, and even forgot the most basic shooting angle. She threw the phone on the low table and stretched her neck to look at the screen: "Damn it! Can you still play like this? Is this CG technology? "

"Why can't you just identify me as Tony Stark himself?"

Joanna felt that this hacker was a bit interesting and capable, so she didn't notice the other party's malice at the moment, so she simply chatted with him patiently.

"Because Tony Stark didn't intend to see me."

"Why do you say that?"

"Brother, I'm in the waiting room of Stark Tower right now. I've been sitting here for three days, and I've ordered takeaway five or six times. He wants to see me long ago, so there's no need to use this method. The first two days You are responsible for the friend request this time, right? If you are really Tony Stark, can you bear to be rejected three times?"

Tony thought to himself, I just can't take it anymore, so I hacked your phone!

Joanna didn't care about the other party's answer, and said directly: "I think you are quite capable, and hackers can still play like this, which is indeed quite novel. My colleague and I like to tinker with computers, but I can't understand them. How about I introduce you two some other day?" Getting acquainted?"

Tony originally wanted to prove that he was Tony Stark himself, but now he has a new idea.He exited the video interface and sent Joanna a message.

Tony Stark: OK.I didn't expect you to have friends who understand computers.

Joanna: Huh?Why no video?

Tony Stark: The image material is gone, and Mr. Stark's face can no longer be simulated.

Joanna: Well, his face is easy to find!Gossip magazines are full of pages!If you need it, I'll turn it over for you another day?

Tony held back his anger and sent a "no trouble".

Joanna: By the way, who are you and why did you hack my phone?

Tony Stark: I just developed a new software, thinking about it for fun, I happened to bump into your mobile phone signal, but you kept blocking me and rejected my friend application, so hacked your mobile phone to see how you look.

Joanna: Fuck!You won't copy all the photos in my phone!

Tony Stark: Easy stuff.How about I post two proofs on the Internet?

Joanna: No no no no!Brother, I was wrong, don't be impulsive.

Tony Stark: Add a friend?

Joanna: Gagaga, I'll add it right away!

Tony proudly released the control of Joanna's phone, and generously sent a friend request to Joanna.

However, what surprised him was that Joanna, who had just agreed to "add me immediately", had just regained control of the phone, and raised her hand to "reject friend request".