novelraw Chapter 178
Chapter 178
As the number one enemy of Batman, the clown naturally knows him very well, but no matter how well the clown knows Batman, he doesn't know that he is trying to drag him into the water with a bad idea.
When he saw Batman sitting at their table, he still had the mood to smile and said to him, "I never thought that one day we would actually sit and eat together."
To be honest, what the clown said is sincere, because even if he is really interested in Batman, it is limited to confronting each other on the battlefield rather than at the dinner table.
Even if he thought that one day he would force Batman to kill him himself, it never occurred to him that they would sit down and eat together one day.
And it's not for any purpose or coercion.
"I thought about it."
When Batman heard the Joker sigh, he replied coldly.
After coming to "My Chinese Restaurant" for the first time to eat the Chinese food made by Yi Su, Bruce felt the invisible magic power from the Chinese food she cooked, so he wanted to poach the wall and take Yi Su Bring back the idea of Gotham.
As early as that time, he had already thought about letting the gang of criminals in Arkham Asylum eat the Chinese food made by Ysu. This was not to let them taste the deliciousness of the world, but he just hoped that they could learn from the Chinese food made by Ysu There are good thoughts in it.
It's just that in view of Ys's resistance to Gotham, and Bruce didn't think of any good way to solve the whole thing for the time being, so he could only delay it again and again.
But who knows that this matter has not dragged on until Bruce thought of a good solution, the accident happened unexpectedly, and what happened after that was like a wild horse that had run wild, running wildly in a direction he hadn't expected and go.
But fortunately, for the time being, everything is going in a good direction, the most obvious being Harley the Harley's betrayal.
Closer to home, it is precisely because I have such an idea from the beginning, so Batman is really not like him when he sits with the clown and eats.
The clown is not stupid. He has tasted the money cake made by Ys. It is just a snack, which is enough to make him kneel in front of Ys's cooking skills. In addition, there is the example of Harley Quinn, so the clown immediately I understood Batman's words.
Thinking of what Batman said to Poison Ivy just now, the Joker couldn't help laughing, and he didn't know if it was because he was in "my Chinese restaurant"——
The surrounding air was stained with the scent of food, as if with every breath, what was brought in was not only the life-sustaining air, but also the intoxicating aroma.
So even if it was something that was not pleasant to listen to, saying it from the clown's mouth was less ironic. He said, "Batboy, your thoughts are really naive."
Yisu's Chinese food is delicious.
he knows.
Harley Quinn ate the Chinese food made by Yi Su and turned her back.
He also knew.
but……
Wouldn't Batman think that he, and even the gang of criminals in Arkham Asylum, would be like Harley Quinn, because they ate so much that they all rebelled and became good people?
Harley Quinn is willing to betray the water and cooperate with Batman. In fact, the clown is not surprised. It is not only because of the Chinese food made by Ys, but also because of Harley's own character.
She is not completely evil, and the softness and kindness in her heart also account for a part, but the other criminals in Arkham Asylum?
The clown thinks that they may not be like Harley Quinn. It is difficult to restrain the desires bred by power and profit. It seems that as long as they are given a little hope, they will grow wildly like weeds. .
What the clown thinks, Batman doesn't say everything, but from his words, he can also hear what he means.
He understands what the clown wants to express, but he understands it, but it doesn’t mean he believes in it. People’s desires are endless and unstoppable. Even as the clown said, as long as you give some hope, it will be like weeds. grows savagely just as quickly, but...
A single spark can start a prairie fire.
Batman believes that the Chinese food made by Yisu has such magical powers, no matter how vigorous and vigorous the wild (desire) grass (hope), as long as they encounter the Chinese food made by Yisu, they will be burned to dryness sooner or later.
However, Batman felt that there was no need to talk to the Joker for the time being. He just said to him meaningfully: "You are similar."
clown:"……???"
What almost?
naive?
or idea?
The clown heard what Batman said clearly, but it was precisely because of this that he didn't understand what he meant, and even wondered if he was wrong.
It's just that before the clown had time to ask what Batman meant, the food they ordered was brought to the table, and the clown's attention was instantly diverted.
The sweet-scented osmanthus duck just delivered to the table has white and oily skin, cut into pieces and placed on a plate in the shape of sunflowers, the green vegetables and carrots dotted on the white plate look like icing on the cake, making the whole plate of sweet-scented osmanthus duck no matter whether it is from From the collocation or from the color, it gives people a bright feeling.
Seeing this, the clown didn't bother to ask Batman to break the casserole, so he directly moved his chopsticks, picked up a piece of sweet-scented osmanthus duck, and he could see the reddish duck meat inside.
The clown was not in a hurry to eat, but brought the duck meat he picked up closer, even without taking a deep breath, he could still smell the fresh fragrance emanating from the sweet-scented osmanthus duck.
The recipe of this famous Jinling delicacy is particularly back to basics, so when the clown put it in his mouth and chewed it between his teeth, he couldn't taste a trace of greasy taste, and he didn't have half a bit of fishy smell, only the intoxicating deliciousness and flavor remained. Fat and tender that makes people eat and not get tired of eating.
After one bite, the clown couldn't wait to put the remaining half piece of duck meat into his mouth. The duck meat cooked at low temperature has good water storage capacity, so when the clown chews between his teeth, every bite can be eaten from the mouth. Chew the juice out of the duck meat.
The duck meat that has been fried, salted, stewed, fried, and cooked through these exquisite techniques not only tastes intoxicatingly mellow, but also tastes so tender and delicious that people can't wait to eat it with their tongues. Swallowed it.
Although this is not the first time the clown came to "My Chinese Restaurant", but the first time he came to "My Chinese Restaurant", he only smelled the food eaten by others, and he was kicked out by the clown , and the second time he came to "My Chinese Restaurant" was even worse, let alone eating, let alone smelling other people's food, he didn't even walk in the door of "My Chinese Restaurant".
And although this is not the first time the clown has tasted Yisu's culinary skills, but the first time he ate the Chinese dim sum made by Yisu at the reception, although he still remembers the taste of the money cake , but if you have to make a comparison, the freshly made and eaten osmanthus duck in front of you is fresh, salty and delicious, and the taste of fat skin and bones makes him fascinated.
It is a feeling that you know that it will be delicious by Ys, but when you eat it, you find that it is far more delicious than you imagined, which makes the clown inexplicably agree with Batman. idea.
There is also the fried shrimp that seems simple, but it is not easy to make. The shrimps of the same size are evenly heated, making each shrimp look very beautiful.
With the green of the cucumber, the yellow of the winter bamboo shoots, and the red of the carrot, the whole plate of fried shrimps looks simple and elegant, but it also complements each other beautifully.
The clown took a spoonful and put it into his mouth. The starched shrimp tasted not only juicy and delicious, but also plump and delicious. The winter bamboo shoots, cucumbers and carrots were clear and crisp.
What's more interesting is that after the whole dish was eaten, the "three nos" phenomenon of no oil, no juice, and no gorgon appeared in the dish, which is simply unique.
The fried stuffed eggplant with a golden color is also tender and mellow. This Shandong dish, which is well-known overseas, tastes crisp, tender and delicious, and its unique flavor is even more impressive.
At least that's the case for the clown, because he can eat three big bowls of rice with such fried stuffed eggplant.
……
If it is said that eating the money cake made by Ys at the reception in Gotham before, it just made the clown change his attitude and views on Ys, and even cut off his perpetual motion machine for Batman. If the unstoppable love (...), then after eating this delicious Chinese food far beyond his imagination, the clown...
The clown suddenly wanted to go back to the past, and slapped himself to death on the spot who wanted to blow up Yisu.
Before today, the clown just denied that he ever wanted to blow up Ysu into fireworks in order not to leave a bad impression on Ysu as he did back then.
But after today, clowns are real!real!I'm really glad that I didn't blow up Yisu into fireworks just for the sake of cutting the mess quickly.
don't blow.
If there is a question in front of the clown right now—
When he has a piece of zhadan in his hand and has to fry someone, should he fry his old love, the old bat, or his new love, Ysu Xiaocutie.
The result can be known from the title, the Joker will definitely blow up Batman.
clown:"……"
No need to assume, if he has zhadan in his hand now, he can directly blow up that bastard of the old bat into fireworks right now!
because!for!
"That's why you want to share the table with me!?"
If the clown hadn't looked up casually and saw Clarice serving the next table, he wouldn't have noticed—
Why are the dishes on their table inconsistent with those on other tables! ?
The clown is actually a little self-aware, even if his love for Yisu is fanatical, but no matter how fanatical he is, he can't hide the fact that——
The relationship between him and Yisu is completely a single arrow.
So when he came to "My Chinese Restaurant" to eat, the clown never expected that his meal would be plus, but!yes!
Why are others 6s and they are only 5s?
Thinking of Batman's meaningful words just now, the Joker immediately understood——
It must be this bastard who didn't know that he did something bad and annoyed Yisu's little sweetheart, but he was unlucky and dragged them into the water!
Batman, who didn't intend to deny it, even asked the Joker very simply: "Otherwise?"
Seeing Batman's look—yes, you guessed it, I dragged you into the water on purpose, what can you do with me, clown...
The clown was so angry that he wanted to kill him!
Just a bastard (╰_╯)#
The author has something to say:
Hahahahahaha the first time I came to "My Chinese Restaurant" to eat, the portion of the food has shrunk. Although I feel pitiful, I still want to laugh XD