novelraw Chapter 158 Let's Open It
Chapter 158 Let's Open It
Before meeting the members of the Guardians of the Galaxy, the Avengers really thought they were the best people to deliver food to Thanos, and the reasons will not be repeated.
But after meeting the members of the Guardians of the Galaxy...
don't blow.
Give up in an instant.
It can be said that because of the existence of Star-Lord, the entire Guardians of the Galaxy made the Avengers have endless doubts about the decision to let them deliver food to Thanos.
After all, relying on awkward dancing to save the galaxy or something, even they dare not try such a cool pose, okay?
and……
Thinking of what Xingjue just said about their nickname of the Guardians of the Galaxy, Tony looked at him: "Galaxy Delivery Team? How do I remember that someone said that they are professional gold medal escorts and gemstones?"
As he spoke, he folded his arms and asked, "So do you have a wide range of businesses? Or do you think infinite gems and takeaways are a concept?"
Xingjue pretended not to understand the meaning of Tony's words, opened his mouth and said, "All of them."
The ex-space rogue who was taken to outer space by Yondu, the leader of the Marauders, and was raised by him said that they were paid, they could do something, and besides...
Why did they escort the Infinity Stones in the first place?
Save the galaxy.
Why are they delivering food to Thanos now?
Save the universe.
and so……
Infinity gems and takeout are the same concept, what's wrong?
Xingjue said so very confidently.
Avengers: "..."
Although he knew he was talking nonsense, but...
There seemed to be nothing wrong with him saying that.
only……
Looking at Xingjue who was trying to sell herself to them, Natasha raised her eyebrows and glanced at him, then asked with a smile: "So you mean, are you the best person to deliver food to Thanos?"
"of course."
Xingjue raised his brows confidently, and then asked rhetorically, "Aside from our Galaxy Food Delivery Team, are there other more suitable candidates?"
"and many more."
After Xingjue asked back, Rocket interrupted the other people's intention to answer. He asked, "So we officially changed our name to the Galaxy Takeaway Team?"
Xingjue spread his hands towards Rocket, and asked again: "Is there a problem?"
"Of course there are problems."
Rocket looked at Xingjue with his paws in his arms, and said seriously, "Because you didn't get my consent."
Xingjue said indifferently: "It's not important."
"Not important? Are you kidding me?"
Rocket said to Xingjue, "As the captain, I think my opinion is still very important, what do you think? Star shit."
"what?"
Hearing Rocket address himself, Xingjue looked at him as if he had seen a ghost, "Star shit?"
"Yeah, is there a problem?"
Rocket, who was successfully delighted by the expression on Star-Lord's face, repeated, "Since you can officially change the name of the Guardians of the Galaxy to the Galaxy Takeaway Team on your own initiative, then I can also officially change the name of Star-Lord to Star-Lord on your own initiative." Shit, what do you think? Star shit."
Xingjue said: "Shut up, you stupid raccoon! Don't call me Xingshi!"
Rocket said: "You just shut up! Don't call me a raccoon!"
"Oh oh~"
Facing the jumping rocket, Xingjue sincerely apologized to him, "I'm sorry."
As he said that, he changed the subject again, "I wasn't precise enough, I should have said trash panda."
Hearing Xingjue's correction, the rocket from the "Halfworld" planet was a little confused. He looked at his teammates a little hesitantly: "Is this a good word from him?"
Drax the Destroyer shrugged at Rocket: "I don't know, but you can ask the Avengers."
"Don't ask."
A smile slowly appeared on Xingjue's face, and then he said, "This is not a good sentence, it is even worse than the sentence just now."
After finishing speaking, Xingjue couldn't help laughing hahahaha, while laughing he patted his thigh and said, "Little trash panda hahahahaha..."
Seeing Xingjue's arrogance, Rocket, who instantly turned into a raccoon plus (...) jumped up from the sofa, and slammed towards him: "You bastard!"
Seeing Star-Lord and Rocket fight because of their nicknames, Clint hurriedly yelled at the other Avengers: "I think you should treat me better in the future, look at you calling me When Fat Chiu, I didn't beat you up without a word of disagreement."
"so……"
Natasha's red lips curled up, "Do you have any objection to me calling you Little Fat Chirp?"
While speaking, the beautiful female agent squeezed her fists towards Clint, and the clucking sound gave people the illusion of chills inexplicably.
Thinking of Natasha's day-to-day routine, Clint Fat Joe Button shook his head very spinelessly and said, "No! Natasha, you can shout whatever you like."
"Cut~"
Seeing Clint like this, Sam and the others were very disgusted, and then shouted, "Where's your backbone? Fat Chirp! Hurry up and pick up your fat chirp!"
Clint: "..."
God damn fat chirping backbone!
After a wave of gags passed, everyone returned to the topic. Although the Avengers headed by Tony still felt that Star-Lord was unreliable, and he took this task so actively and enthusiastically, it seemed a bit strange no matter how you looked at it.
But considering the dross of Xingjue (Xingjue:???), whether it is the strength of the Galaxy Food Delivery Team or Gamora's status as the adopted daughter of Thanos, it is indeed a good choice for them to deliver food.
And there is another very important reason, that is——
There is no harm in giving it a try.
The plan of delivering food to Thanos is not just to deliver the Chinese food made by Yisu to Thanos' doorstep, but to let him eat it.
Regardless of the latter point, but in the process of delivering food to Thanos, they are not limited to delivering him only once.
So since Xingjue claimed that they were gold medal delivery specialists, the Avengers thought about it and agreed to give them this task.
but……
Agree, I agree, but the Avengers feel that it is necessary to tell the members of the Galaxy Takeaway Team what should be said.
"Since you have accepted this task, as a delivery boy, you must stick to one point, that is—"
"During the delivery, you must never steal food!"
"Of course."
When Xingjue heard what Steve and the others said, he almost patted his chest to assure him, he said, "We are very professional."
"To be honest, it has little to do with professional ethics."
Tony glanced at Xingjue, and he said, "The important thing is willpower."
Hearing what Tony said, not to mention Star-Lord, even the other members of the Guardians of the Galaxy looked at him curiously, Mantis asked, "What does this mean?"
"It means, put aside your curiosity and just think about delivering the takeaway to Thanos."
One of the reasons why Tony and the others thought that the Guardians of the Galaxy were very suitable for delivering food to Thanos was because they had never eaten Chinese food made by Ys, so he hoped that their advantage would last longer.
In order to avoid long nights and dreams, the Avengers quickly brought the takeaway prepared for Thanos from "My Chinese Restaurant" to the Avengers Building.
"This is the takeaway for Thanos."
Steve handed the box in his arms to Xingjue, who took it with a dazed expression, "Uh, although I've been away from Earth for many years, but..."
He lowered his head and glanced at the particularly tall box in his arms, "Are people on earth even delivering such a high-end takeaway box?"
"You think too much, this is specially made to deliver food to Thanos."
For Tony, it is not difficult to make a 360-degree fully sealed box with no dead ends. What is difficult is whether the person who holds this box to deliver food to Thanos can control himself after tasting the Chinese food made by Ysu The appetite does not go to open this box.
Regarding this point, the Avengers are not very worried about Xingjue and the others, they just worry about whether they can control their curiosity and not open the box.
"Don't worry, this is something to save the entire universe."
Holding the box in his arms, Star-Lord said to the Avengers, "You should believe in us who have saved the galaxy twice."
Thinking of Mantis Girl saying that they are the Avengers who saved the galaxy by dancing: "..."
don't blow.
Don't mention this, they can rest assured.
But no matter what, in the end the Avengers still watched the members of the Guardians of the Galaxy get on their "Dawn" spacecraft and flew away as they watched them off.
On the "Dawn" spacecraft, Xingjue held the box in his arms, stood in front of the window and watched the Avengers whose figures gradually shrank and finally became small black spots. He said solemnly: "This is a one-time event." It is a matter of the survival of the universe, and we must complete the task."
"of course."
After taking control of the spaceship, Rocket jumped out of the seat, and then said, "If we succeed this time, we are the ones who have saved the galaxy three times, and our worth will definitely skyrocket by then."
"You said that when we saved the galaxy for the second time."
Xingjue looked back at Rocket, and said with a look of disgust, "Dude, is this what you're after?"
"You also said this sentence when we saved the galaxy for the second time."
Rocket glanced at the box held in Star-Lord's arms, and he said, "In order to ensure that you can say 'this sentence when we save the galaxy for the fourth time in the future, you have already Having said that, I think it is very necessary for you to put down the box in your arms now."
"Hey, what do you mean?"
After hearing the meaning of Rocket's words, Xingjue immediately said, "Are you doubting my professional ethics or my willpower?"
"neither."
Kamo, who hadn't spoken all this time, put her hand on the box, she silently glanced at Xingjue, then at his hand about to open the box, she said, "You are only suspected of your curiosity That's all."
Speaking, Gamora said again, "Peter, don't forget that you just made a promise to Natasha and the others."
"Oh, of course I haven't forgotten, but... aren't you curious?"
Star-Lord was caught by Gamora on the spot, he didn't feel embarrassed, but encouraged the people present, "Think about it, without having to talk to Thanos, without having to fight him, you can make Thanos change his mind and stop destroying Half the life in the universe..."
"guys!"
Xingjue looked at his team members with burning eyes, "Aren't you curious about what this takeaway is?"
Destroyer: "Curiosity."
Mantis Girl: "Curiosity +1."
Little tree man: "IamGroot~"
"Are you so easily incited by him?"
Rocket looked at his teammates who had defected one after another, and then said to Xingjue, "I knew there must be something wrong with you taking the initiative to take this task."
Xingjue asked: "Aren't you curious?"
Rocket said: "I admit that I am very curious, but the Avengers also said that once opened, our mission will basically fail, so in order to achieve the record of saving the galaxy three times, I think I can lose these curiosity."
"Well, so you mean you can only complete save the galaxy on easy mode but not save the galaxy on hard mode?"
Xingjue put the box on the table, put one hand on it, patted the other hand, and said, "Comeon! Be confident, we are the galaxy delivery team that can save the galaxy with just one song."
Hearing Xingjue's words, Rocket looked at him fixedly, and finally he spread his hands and said, "Okay, you win, Xingshi."
"Oh shit!"
Xingjue yelled, "My name is Xingjue, not Xingjue."
"It does not matter."
Now it was Rocket's turn to look indifferent, he jumped onto the table in twos and looked at the box in front of him, "So shall we open it now?"
Gamora looked at Xingjue, then at Rocket, and finally asked, "Do you want to die?"
"Come on, Gamora."
Xingjue stepped forward and approached Gamora. He put his hands on her shoulders, and then said, "I assure you, we just opened it to take a look. As a professional delivery boy, I will never You did such a dishonest thing as stealing food from customers!"
As soon as the words fell, the little tree figure Groot, who had already jumped from Drax's shoulder to the table, had already stretched out his own branch, and with a click, the completely sealed box was opened.
next second...
A tangy aroma instantly came out from the opened slit of the box.
The author has something to say:
Best joke of the day -
Xingjue said they just opened it to see and promise not to eat it :)
A group of super heroes and super anti: who gave you the confidence?Rejoice?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha