[Zhongyingmei] My daily life has collapsed again

Chapter 152 I have a special posture for weight loss



Chapter 152 I have a special posture for weight loss

The real Buddha Tiaoqiang hardly emits any fragrance during the simmering process. It is for this reason that when Barry and the others were brainwashed by Charles as "God of Cooking" to attack Ysu in the kitchen, there was almost no one His attention was attracted by the altar Buddha jumping over the wall.

But who would have thought that during the simmering process, the Buddha Tiaoqiang, which is so inconspicuous, would be so amazing when it completely revealed itself in front of everyone?

Whether it's the delicious and elastic abalone, the soft and sweet fish lips, the thick and chewy sea cucumber; the overcooked and soft tendons, the tender and fragrant scallops, the smooth and smooth shark's fin; or It is salty and sweet, sweet but not greasy ham, fragrant and crispy bamboo shoots, sweet and tender pigeon eggs...

Obviously there are many and miscellaneous ingredients, but when they are simmered together in one jar, it does not make the whole altar of Buddha Jumping Wall in a state of loss of control. On the contrary, all kinds of ingredients not only maintain their original and pure The characteristics of each other are also delicious because of their mutual penetration.

And because the simmering vessel used to simmer Buddha jumping over the wall chooses Shaoxing wine altar, when people eat it, they can not only taste the aroma of the food itself, but also taste the intoxicating aroma of wine.

……

After a sumptuous reunion dinner, Steve and the others only felt that their taste buds were experiencing bright and dazzling fireworks one after another, and a sense of spontaneous satisfaction came to them overwhelmingly, encroaching upon them. Every inch of their nerves, every inch of their skin, and even every breath of air they breathe is fully occupied by that sweet feeling of happiness.

don't blow.

Tony and the others felt that even if Thanos came to earth to destroy the universe at this time, if they lost, then they would die in peace...

Uh.

and many more.

Tony and the others, who were still reminiscing about the supreme and ultimate taste feast brought to them by the sumptuous reunion dinner just now, changed their minds instantly after seeing the last dessert—peanut black sesame glutinous rice balls ——

Well.

They feel that it is still necessary to wait and die.

When they were all holding their bowls of desserts, the Winter Soldier and the others ate with a little relaxation because they had already divided them.

Take a spoon and scoop it randomly in the bowl, a white and plump glutinous rice ball is lying firmly in the spoon, lower your head and lean up to take a small bite on the glutinous rice ball, black sesame mixed with yellow The crushed peanuts flowed out slowly through the small mouth.

After the mouth-burning hot air flows out of the small mouth along with the sweet stuffing, it is sent into the mouth and eaten directly.

The roasted black sesame seeds are sweet, paired with the roasted peanuts, and there is a hint of lard mixed in it. It tastes smooth, glutinous, sweet but not greasy, and has a special taste in the mouth.

……

After eating the sweet and fragrant bowl of peanut and black sesame glutinous rice balls, Bruce and the others felt truly satisfied.

No wonder there is a saying that says——

No matter how full you are, there's always room for a pudding.

For these superheroes and supervillains who are both foodies and have black hole stomachs, a sumptuous reunion dinner can only satisfy their tastes to the extreme, and a dessert after the meal will satisfy their tastes and appetites. double satisfaction.

Seeing Charles and the other superheroes and supervillains who had eaten dessert, all of them slumped there like satiated big cats, Yisu couldn't help showing a smile on the corner of his lips.

"Ysu, I strongly suggest that your Chinese restaurant should add desserts after meals."

Tony and the others have eaten at "My Chinese Restaurant" so many times, but they have never tasted any desserts made by her. It is precisely because they have not, that Tony and the others do not feel the need.

But it is different now.

After eating a bowl of peanut and black sesame glutinous rice balls, Tony and the others think dessert is very necessary, okay?

"And the grand finale just now——Buddha Jumps Over the Wall."

After hearing Tony's words, Bruce couldn't help but talk. Thinking of the Buddha Jumping Over the Wall that was filled with fragrance from the altar just now...

Gudong.

Obviously, there is already an obvious feeling of fullness in his stomach, but just relying on imagination and aftertaste, Bruce feels as if...

hungry again orz

Hearing Tony and Bruce's proposal, everyone who entered the sage time after the meal also reported the dishes they had just eaten one by one. When it was Magneto's turn, he was rich and powerful Directly reported the "dish name" of the reunion dinner.

Although the superheroes who are usually present are unlikely to agree with any of Magneto's proposals, after all, who made their positions different?

But today, for Magneto's proposal, Tony and the others felt that they had to agree with both hands and feet.

"That's right, plus the reunion dinner!"

"Are you kidding me?"

Hearing what Magneto and the others said, Yisu couldn't help laughing, she rejected their proposal and said, "I'm really worried that after feeding you all to fat, I will be sent blades by a group of fans. "

I won’t say how high the calories of a reunion dinner are, if they eat one meal every two or three days...

Ys is really worried that they will become ball-shaped superheroes and ball-shaped super villains in a short time. Let’s not talk about whether Clark, Magneto and Sam can fly, just Barry, Pietro and Shi Whether Tiff and the others can run is a problem, okay?

Taking ten thousand steps back, even if the Winter Soldier and the others can really run, but...

Chubby ball superheroes/supervillains or something...

A picture suddenly appeared in Yisu's mind involuntarily——

When the superheroes who have already eaten themselves into balls received urgent missions and needed to rush to save the world as soon as possible, because they were too fat and too round, they couldn’t fly or run, and finally they could only roll themselves together. Let's roll into a ball and roll directly over.

Ysu: "..."

The picture was so beautiful that the brunette girl felt a little broken just thinking about it.

Hearing Yisu's words, the people present subconsciously reached out and touched their stomachs. For (mostly) superheroes/supervillains who are not ordinary people, getting fat is actually far away from them.

For example, Barry, a superhero who eats a lot but digests quickly, never thought that he would gain weight one day. After all, he is a man who can run around the earth every minute.

but……

I don't know if it was influenced by Yisu, but Barry, who touched his stomach, suddenly felt...

Σ(°△°|||)︴

My originally hard abdominal muscles seemed a little soft!

Contrary to the terrified Barry, Tony stretched out his hand to touch his belly, and after confirming that the feeling was exactly the same as before, he said confidently while crossing his legs: "Don't worry, Yisu, I still edible."

After all, his stomach feels the same as before!Sample!soft!Almost!one!Sample!have!Meat!feel!

other people:"……"

What they touch is soft and hard, what he touches should be size, right?

So the iron suit protested that it was about to fail to close, where did he get the confidence to say that he could still eat it! ?

"cough."

Compared with Tony's stinky shamelessness, other people have more shame. They also think that they can eat again. As for whether they will gain weight after eating again...

Kube, whose main body is the Rubik's Cube, said that he was fearless, while Bruce said that he could run a few more times in the training room. Magneto and Lorna thought that if they could walk in the future, they would try not to fly. Pietro thought that he could run a few more laps. Well, Peter said that he could be a good neighbor in New York a few more times, and Steve felt that he could play a few more sandbags...

Compared with the above-mentioned people, the way some people avoid getting fat is...much weirder.

For example, Harley thinks that she doesn't do anything, as long as the clown escapes from prison a few more times, she will definitely not gain weight, while Natasha thinks that she will be beaten every day in the future, and Clint thinks that she will be beaten by Natasha every day in the future. Eight meals will do.

other people:"……???"

And this kind of operation?

As for the Winter Soldier...

"Hey! I refuse!"

After listening to Natasha and Clint's strange weight loss methods, before Crossbones had time to announce his own special weight loss methods, he saw the cold green eyes of the Winter Soldier silently looking at him.

Even though the Winter Soldier hadn't had time to say something, the instinct of seeking good luck and avoiding evil engraved in his bones made Crossbones say the words of rejection quickly, "It's your business that you want to be a black widow , I don't want to be Hawkeye!"

joke.

They used to be Hydra, but as the overseer of the Winter Soldier, he was almost beaten into a fool every time in the end.

Now one of them has almost completely separated from Hydra, and the other is about to leave Hydra, and he is no longer his supervisor. In the end, in order to lose weight, he not only wants to beat him into a fool, but also plans to eat eight meals a day! ?

Crossbones: "...???"

Does he look good?

Winter Soldier: "..."

Ok.

Crossbones: "...!!!"

Although Crossbones sternly rejected the Winter Soldier's plan to beat him eight times a day to maintain his weight, but...

The Winter Soldier rejects Crossbones' refusal.

Crossbones: "..."

It can be said that he is very unrequited, okay?

On the other hand, Tony and the others looked at the Winter Soldier's powerful unilateral announcement and Crossbones' unrequited torture, all of them didn't sympathize with him at all, and even couldn't help laughing out loud. .

no way.

With him being a Hydra, and what he's done before, they're going to stand up for him when he's being bullied by the Winter Soldier?

nonexistent.

For a group of superheroes and supervillains, although their New Year's Eve today is a bit nondescript, but...

unimportant.

The important thing is that even if the criminals from the Arkham Asylum collectively escaped from prison, their interest was not dampened. After the whole night, they sat around the table and had a lively meal in various senses. During the reunion dinner, we sat around the fire again, or talked about the past, the present, and the future together in harmony or noisy.

Whether it was the reunion dinner or the conversation looking back on the past and looking forward to the future, everyone's hearts were filled with a satisfying sense of fullness, and the warm sense of happiness enveloped everyone around them like a shadow.

However, contrary to the happy and harmonious atmosphere of Ys and the others, it is the clown who rides the waves to New York and returns to Gotham in frustration.

He ran to New York alone, and when "My Chinese Restaurant" was closed and Batman hadn't come to catch him, the clown could only return to Gotham alone again.

Along the way, the clown reminded himself countless times to be calm, because he was afraid that the beast in his body would turn around and run back to New York to blow up "my Chinese restaurant" if he didn't restrain himself.

The clown told himself that "My Chinese Restaurant" belongs to Yisu Xiaocutie, and blowing up "My Chinese Restaurant" is equivalent to completely blowing up the possibility of himself and Yisu Xiaocutie, blowing up himself and Yisui Xiaocutie's That point may be equivalent to the possibility of wanting to eat Chinese food made by Yisu Xiaocuti after blowing him up...

Thinking of this, the clown completely calmed down.

But when he returned to the Arkham Asylum, saw all the criminals who had been captured except him, and learned from their mouths what happened before...

clown:"……???"

So the scent he smelled on the way out of prison is real?

Wasn't it because he missed the delicious food made by Yisu's sweetheart so much?

Thinking of the way from Gotham to New York, I still reminded myself to be more sober, how could Ys cuteness be so cowardly to Gotham, so how could he come again, so all the scents he smelled must be because he missed Ys sweetheart Not quite sober so I'm hallucinating or something, clown...

The clown thinks he can't blow up "My Chinese Restaurant", so can he blow up Wayne Manor?


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