[Zhongyingmei] My daily life has collapsed again

Chapter 122 Let's Duel, Love Rival

From the beginning, Harley didn't have any malice towards Ys. When she knew that the clown fell in love with Ys inexplicably, and even used her (Harry) for her (Ys), the Harley Quinn didn't give birth to her. What revenge psychology.

Originally, Harley came all the way from Gotham to New York, because she wanted to come to "My Chinese Restaurant" to see what kind of magical power Ys had——

Make the clown fall in love with her.

Let Batman protect her.

Really.

Harley Quinn swears that she is simply curious about Yisu. After all, the latter will not be mentioned, and the former does not have the compassion and care for the vulnerable like her.

However, such a girl who seemed so fragile that she couldn't stand the slightest wind and rain, and could only be held in the palm of her hand and cared for carefully, somehow got the favor and love that she had worked hard for so long and couldn't get from the clown.

Harry was curious, and a little bit jealous.

But after she eats the Chinese food made by Yisu...

Harry was just as curious, just as jealous, only different—

What she was curious about was whether Yisu was really an ordinary person?

Why can simple ingredients become unbelievably delicious Chinese food after she makes them?

And what she was jealous of was why that bastard clown tasted the Chinese food made by Yisu's sweetheart one step earlier than her! ?

Because of this jealousy, when Harley Quinn saw the clown appearing in "My Chinese Restaurant", she didn't need Pietro and the others to do anything, she took the lead to stop him.

"Joker, you should be in Arkham right now, right?"

The moment she saw the clown, Harley knew that in "Joker vs Batman" this time, the clown won——

Because he successfully appeared in "My Chinese Restaurant".

Thinking of this, Harley didn't know whether to regret that she left a note for the clown and helped him solve some troubles in advance so that he escaped smoothly, or should he complain that Batman is a big man who is so fancy and useless?

Batman who deliberately let the clown go: "...???"

Closer to home, at this moment, whether Harley regrets or complains, it can’t change the fact that the clown has come to "My Chinese Restaurant", so she simply went straight to the topic, "Do you need me to tell Batman to take you back?"

Like Harley Quinn, the Joker took a lot of effort to escape from Arkham Asylum. Although Harley helped him solve some troubles in advance, who made her also be tipped off by Batman?

But the clown didn't expect that when he rushed all the way from Gotham to "My Chinese Restaurant" in New York, before she had time to stop Harley Quinn from going crazy here, she would directly order him to evict?

The current clown has not noticed that the clown calls him no longer Mr. J or Pudding. After hearing what the clown said, he wowed, and then asked in a tone that seemed very surprised: "Notice Batman? Little Pumpkin, why didn't I know when you had such a good relationship with that old bat?"

Even though the clown used to treat the clown girl like an asshole, but it has to be said that his attitude towards her was unconsciously mixed with a bit of confidence that he was confident because he was favored.

He has repeatedly opposed Batman, so Harley Quinn has no affection for Batman. It can even be said that the more she loves him, the deeper her hatred for Batman.

Because Harley thinks Batman is the Joker's biggest source of pain.

The Joker didn't have any explanation for this, he let Harley hate Batman, not because he wanted to use Harley Quinn to deal with Batman, but...

What does it matter if she hates Batman, or loves Batman?

It’s just that it’s one thing to be indifferent, but it’s another thing for Harley Quinn to suddenly change her attitude. Looking at Harley in front of her, the Clown suddenly realized——

"Oh~"

"I see."

The clown said, "Pumpkin, have you cooperated with the old bat?"

The clown is not stupid. He told Batman about the Harley Girl's plan to escape before, trying to threaten him to cooperate with him.

Batman refused, and backhandedly forwarded the video he sent to Harley Quinn, causing Harley, who was originally planning to escape, to turn around and start trouble with him.

The Joker was not angry about this, because he already knew that Batman is not someone who is easy to compromise, and the previous attempt to threaten him to cooperate with him was just a casual attempt——

It's best to agree.

He has nothing to lose by disagreeing.

Anyway, just like Batman thought, if he doesn't cooperate with him, then what he will face is his crazy escape and the criminals who escaped like him.

Leaving others alone, Harley Quinn was the first criminal who tried to escape like him.

Of course, the clown does not deny that the reason why the clown girl has not given up the idea of ​​escaping from prison after troubling him is because he always mentions Ysu in front of her.

But that's not important, the important thing is——

Harley Quinn is about to break out of prison.

This was the first gift he gave Batman, letting him know that if he didn't agree to cooperate with him, he would suffer a lot.

Because the clown can use the clown girl's love for him to make her determined to escape from prison, and he can also use other methods to stir up the hearts of the criminals staying in Arkham Asylum who want to escape from prison.

Because this was what he expected, when the Joker got the news that Harley had successfully escaped from Arkham Asylum, he didn't react until he saw the note that Harley left for him——

The clown is not calm anymore.

Of course he knew that apart from the weakness of blindly loving him, Harley is actually a very calm, smart and cute girl. She is not cruel by nature, and she can even be considered kind, especially when she treats vulnerable groups and small animals. their time.

From the clown's decision to deal with Ys to the process of changing his attitude towards Ys, the clown can completely see through the attitude of Harley Quinn towards Ys.

It is for this reason that the Joker doesn't mind using Ys to arouse Harley's desire to escape from prison, and he doesn't mind using the escaped Harley to get Batman to agree to cooperate with him.

But after the clown saw the note that the clown left him, and found out that all the trucks he had just prepared to use against Batman had been taken away, the clown couldn't help thinking——

He saw through Harry's kindness.

But didn't he see clearly a woman's jealousy?

When he ran into Batman while escaping, the Joker solidified his suspicions, but now it seems...

Harley Quinn notified Batman to prevent him from escaping because of her jealousy as a woman, but simply cooperated with Batman?

"I'm so glad you got it right."

Harley didn't deny what the clown said, of course, because there was no need to deny it.

If it was the past, she might still worry about whether what she did would make the clown unhappy, but now?

Harley said that it's his business to be unhappy, but it's none of her business?

Harley, the clown girl who has been called by Ysuda to smash through the giant ship of love between her and the clown and let it sink like the Titanic on the bottom of the North Atlantic Ocean, after eating the Chinese food made by Yss, when facing the clown again ——

Her attitude has changed from a sweet "Hello, my pudding~" to a super fierce "Duel, rival!".

It was precisely because of this change in attitude that Harley Quinn, who tried her best to help the clown escape from the Arkham Asylum, said to the clown, "As a reward, I suggest that you go back to Arkham by yourself. "

Having said that, Harley showed a bright smile at the clown, and she said, "Or do you prefer to let Batman tie you back?"

Although she hasn't officially agreed to Batman's cooperation with him, it doesn't matter...

Maybe she could give her future partner a gift before collaborating?

How about, say, a clown out of prison?

Batman: "..."

Great!

As I said before, Batman backhandedly forwarded the video sent to him by the Joker to Harley Quinn, not only to cause trouble for the Joker, but more importantly, he wanted to take the opportunity to add "insurance" to Ysu.

And this "insurance" is none other than the one that Bruce told Alfred before, besides Batman, who can give the clown a headache—

Harley Quinn.

In addition, compared with the clown, Harley Quinn is much kinder, and it is a little less difficult to instigate her. It is for these reasons that Batman found her.

Of course, it was impossible for Harley to agree to cooperate with Batman at the beginning, and he was not in a hurry, and even patiently fought a tug-of-war with her.

Originally, Batman thought that according to Harley Quinn's infatuation with the Joker, his battle line would be infinitely stretched, but who would have thought that——

Before he had time to do anything, the clown helped him inadvertently?

The clown wanted to use the clown girl to make him suffer, but he didn't know that this actually led to his cooperation with the clown girl.

Considering that the clown only ate a piece of money cake to add to Isu's favor, Batman believes that as long as the clown Harley eats the Chinese food made by Isu, she will soon let go of her obsession with the clown of.

Facts have proved-

Batman is right.

After eating the Chinese food made by Ys, Harley Quinn, whose whole body including her soul has been sublimated, not only doesn’t care about the giant ship of love between herself and the clown, it sinks, but turns around and jumps on Ys’s ship that can’t speak A gourmet spaceship that flips over.

Thinking of being able to live with Yisu in the future, take her to pretend to be, take her to fly, and take her to travel around the food, Harley feels that she should not be too happy n(*≧▽≦*)n

It's a pity that before Harry was happy for two seconds, that bastard clown had his eyes on her sweetheart Yisu.

Harry: "...!!!"

Ah ah ah bastard old lady can die, believe it or not (╰_╯)#

Hearing Harley Quinn's words, the Clown not only knows that she is working with Batman, but also knows that she must have eaten the delicious food made by Ys——

Otherwise, why would she lose her mind as if she had been drugged?

but……

The clown who laughed because of Harley's words stretched out his hand to pinch Harley Quinn's chin, his tongue slid against the wall of the mouth in a circle, and then said to her: "Little pumpkin, look at you now This appearance is just the result of cooperating with that old bat just now, and he learned exactly the same self-righteous face."

As he said that, the clown narrowed the distance between the two of them. He looked at her, and then said, "I really should give you a mirror, so that you can see how annoying you are now."

Although Peter and the others knew who Harley was, they couldn't turn a blind eye when they saw her being treated like this by the clown, but before they had time to step forward to help, Harley, whose chin was being pinched by the clown, suddenly bent her knees, her hard kneecap directly Pushing it up, it hit the clown's crotch.

"Oh~"

You must know that as a man, even if he has a will like steel, it can't prevent him from being able to keep his face unchanged after being pushed hard by his big brother.

At least not the Joker.

Because of Harley's butt, the clown had to let go of his hand holding her chin, and the whole person took a few steps back, arched his body and covered his crotch, and jumped back and forth on the ground a few times.

"puff."

"Pfft hahaha."

Seeing this scene, not to mention Pietro and others, even the diners staying in "My Chinese Restaurant" couldn't help their smiles at all.

I don't know if it's because Isu's Chinese food made me so courageous that even if the clown appeared on the stage, none of the diners in "My Chinese Restaurant" were scared and wanted to leave.

Although some people are indeed trembling because of the sudden appearance of the clown, but then again——

Shivering is one thing.

Continuing to eat is another matter.

So no matter how shivering, it will not prevent the diners from continuing to eat.

Closer to home, "My Chinese Restaurant" suddenly rang hahaha. It is impossible for Yisu in the kitchen to be unaware. After she prepared a dish, she was about to come out to see what happened. When I came out, I saw a clown who was still very sharp.

Yisu: "...!!!???"

and many more!

This is the clown playing ZD in Gotham, not the clown performing magic in the mall, okay? ?

So everyone in the audience was hahaha what a fat four! ! ?

The brunette girl was almost stunned by the scene in front of her. She always knew that the citizens of New York were big-hearted, but she took it as a joke to treat the citizens of Gotham like clowns like nightmares hahaha...

Ysu: "..."

social society.

"Hello, sweetheart Yisu."

The clown who had been pushed by Harley's knee so much that he wanted to roll twice on the ground saw Ys, immediately stood up and waved to her, "I'm so glad we met again."

Ysu: "..."

No.

She was not happy at all.

Although whether it is based on the rules of DC or the experience she has summed up in Jinjiang Literature City for so many years, she knows that an Arkham Asylum will never be able to hold a big boss like the clown.

So even with Batman's guarantee, Yisu felt that she would just listen casually, but she never expected—

Here comes a Harley Quinn.

Here comes another clown.

Ysu: "..."

So today is Arkham Asylum mass escape day?

"Obviously, only you are happy."

Harley Quinn glanced at Ysu, then turned to look at the clown, dragged down the baseball bat she had just thrown on the dining table, then carried it on her shoulders, and said to the clown, "If you don't want to have your legs broken If someone drags you back to Arkham, it's best to leave obediently."

"No no no no no..."

Hearing Harley Quinn's words, the clown who looked like a showman shook his head quickly, and he said to Harley, "Don't try to use such a method to attract my attention, Little Pumpkin."

As he spoke, he said affectionately to Yisu, "Don't worry, Yisu, even if you lose your legs and your life, I assure you, as long as my love for you will never die, even in hell , I will also climb in front of you, my sweetheart Yisu."

Yisu: "...!!!"

Gangster.

Am I worried that you don't love me or that you continue to love me, don't you have any points in your heart?

How did the clown who "has no points in his heart" know that his confession of true feelings comes with a horror movie buff because of his identity?

After finishing his daily confession with Yisu, the clown said to the clown girl: "So even if you smashed my legs with your baseball bat, my favorite is still Yisu's little sweetheart."

"Don't talk nonsense."

Hearing what the clown said, the former clown girl might be sad because of his attitude, because he almost told her directly——

No matter what she does!

He will not fall in love with her!

So stop being ugly!

This is undoubtedly a sad blow to Harley Quinn, who was once obsessed with clowns and longed for his approval and favor.

but now?

Harry: "..."

I'm not.

I do not have.

Don't talk nonsense.

Harley sternly rejected the clown's nonsense and opened his mouth to retort, "Ys is sweeter than you, Ys is prettier than you, Ys is cuter than you, let's not say I'm blind It's only because of mental retardation that I would give up on Yisu and choose to love you, if it were you—"

Harley Quinn threw the question to the clown, "Will you give up Yisu and choose to love you?"

"Wow."

When the clown heard Harley's words, he glanced at her, "So you're digging a hole for me?"

How would he answer Harley Quinn's question?

Said to give up Yisu and choose to love herself?

This is a suicidal answer.

Said to give up oneself and choose to love Yisu?

This is an answer that adds points to the opponent.

Hearing the clown's words, Harley shrugged his shoulders at him, with an attitude of neither admitting nor denying, then she turned to look at Ysu, blinked at her, the smile on her face was almost sweet dead.

She said, "Look, Ys, so I swear I'm telling the truth, sweetheart you gotta believe me."

Ysu: "...???"

Although she and the clown are really innocent, according to the relationship between Harley and the clown, she and her...

Isn't it a love rival?

So why confessed to her inexplicably?

Harry: "..."

Don't make trouble.

sweetheart.

My rival in love is obviously that bastard clown.

Ysu: "...???"

To be honest, the brunette girl is now more confused than seeing the clown appearing in "My Chinese Restaurant", because she never thought that in the blink of an eye, the relationship between Harley Quinn and the clown would change from a lover to a lover. Become a rival in love, and the point is because of her!

Yisu: "...!!!"

So you ugly people like to unilaterally announce that you are in love with others, don't you?

"Don't listen to her nonsense, sweetheart Yisu."

The clown said, "Since you are on good terms with that old bat, you only need to call him and ask him, and you will know that she has been planning to escape from Arkham prison these days to settle accounts with you."

As he said that, the clown looked at the clown girl, with a smile on his face, which looked a little scary against the scars on his face, and he said, "I need to tell Yisu, sweetheart, that you mentioned a piece of mine. Is Che Zd going to blow up 'My Chinese Restaurant'?"

"Don't slander me."

Seeing that Yisu's face changed because of the clown's words, Harley quickly explained, "The zd in that car is at Batboy's place now, and he can definitely testify for me."

When Harley Quinn said that, she wasn't talking nonsense, but she did hand over all of the Joker's cart to Batman.

She did this, of course, at the beginning, not to betray the Joker and join forces with Batman, but as an exchange for him to let her escape from the Arkham Asylum smoothly.

If Harley was worried that the Joker would be mad at her before she ate the Chinese food made by Ys, but now——

She thinks she's doing a great job, doesn't she? ?

No matter what her original purpose was, in general, the result was in her favor, so when she refuted the clown, don't mention how confident she is.

Not only that, but she also turned her head to look at Yisu, and said to her very seriously, "Yisu, don't listen to his nonsense, anyone who tries to destroy my image in your mind is not a good thing."

Jack Not Something Good Napier: "...???"

This sentence……

Why is it so familiar?