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Day 132 of Chapter 132 Launch

War is the beginning of barrenness.

The barrenness of human life, the barrenness of spirit, and the barrenness of the world.

Ji Lai also sits in an open-air teahouse, sipping crude rough tea and writing down something in a small notebook from time to time.

The shop boy who was passing by took a curious look, and vaguely saw tiger-wolf words such as "beauty" and "mixed bath".

Got it, this is an old joke.

Jiraiya, one of the Sannin, is a well-known erotic literature lover.

Because there are too few erotic literature in the ninja world, and the quality is not high, Jiraiya also decided to write a masterpiece by himself, and its name is - Intimate Paradise!

Zilai is also very confident, he will be a great dark horse in the history of literature!

"I don't know how much I can get for the manuscript fee..." Zilai also thought that he was about to run out of money.

Sad to say, Sannin are quite poor.

Jiraai can't save money, Tsunade loves to gamble, and Orochimaru's experiments are like a money-burning machine.

Everyone is poor.

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The third war in the ninja world has not yet ended, but the scale is slightly smaller. Konoha Sannin gave up the stage to young people, and each fell apart.

Tsunade left Konoha due to phobia and wandered around various casinos. Orochimaru stayed in Konoha to do his own dark experiments, and Jiraiya also ran out to travel and collect materials by the way, looking for the "chosen son" in the mouth of Toad Immortal.

The selection of the Fourth Hokage is coming soon, and Jiraiya also wants to avoid the limelight.

The Sannin are all disciples of the Third Hokage, and for a long time everyone firmly believed that a new Hokage would be born among the three of them.

Jiraiya is not interested in Hokage's position, Tsunade is addicted to gambling because of the death of his lover, only Orochimaru's attitude is not obvious.

Jilai also felt that his talented companion had the idea of ​​superiority.

Orochimaru is indeed a strong contender for the position of Hokage, with high status, strength, intelligence, and many followers.

But his demeanor is too gloomy and cold, and it matches strangely with Hokage, which is not right.

Not as good as Jiraiya's disciple Namikaze Minato, who has blond hair, sunshine and a child, a good match.

If the Fourth Hokage is really Namikaze Minato, it will be difficult for Jiraiya to find a suitable attitude to face Orochimaru.

His disciple beheaded his fellow students.The disciples are all so powerful, not to mention the master, everyone must think that Zilai is also many times stronger than Orochimaru.

What a shame, Orochimaru is the top student.

"I'll wait until the election results come out before going back..." Ji Lai also sorted out his manuscript and came to the door of a newspaper office.

The war is imminent, and the business of the newspaper office may be particularly difficult.

Zilai also thought that when he opened the door and came in, he would meet a few strange uncles with gloomy and impatient expressions. When he saw him, he waved his hand like a fly and wanted to drive him out: "Go away, go away, there is no letter of recommendation Do not submit."

At that time, Zilaiye must cough dignifiedly and pull out his shining manuscript. The editor who rolled his eyes to the sky will respectfully invite Teacher Zilaiye into the room immediately after reading his masterpiece, and give him a gift Serve with a cup of fragrant oolong tea.

Ah~ What a standard Shuangwen slap in the face plot.The reason why a classic is a classic means that it will never go out of date, and Zilai also feels comfortable just by thinking about it.

Desolate literary world, let Mr. Jiraiya's sex-color literature save your dry soul!

Ji Lai also held his head high and knocked on the door of the newspaper office.

The door opened, and the noise of the noise swept through.

"How is the response of Mr. Tsushima's new work?"

"That's needless to say! That's Mr. Tsushima! Who hasn't read the teacher's book!"

"I haven't, I'm afraid."

"You traitor, kick out of the group chat."

The editorial department chatted in full swing, not at all the lifeless look that Zi Laiya had imagined.

An editor welcomed Zilaiya in, and asked with a good attitude: "Are you also a newcomer who has read Mr. Tsushima's novel and ignited the enthusiasm for writing? Isn't the teacher's new work "The Hanger" very good?!"

As long as you play Mr. Tsushima, you are his half brother.

Jiraiya: What the hell?Jin what treatment?

Forgive Ziraiya, his scope of study only includes pornographic literature, not horror novels.

"Yeah, yeah, it's pretty good." Jiraiya followed the editor's words, trying to find clues to solve his doubts while fooling around.

Jiraiya glanced at the room, and there was a stand-alone bookshelf that stood out.

On the bookshelf are neatly stacked one after another books with dark and strange colors, and the words "Shuji Tsushima" are printed in small letters on the spine of the books.

Seems like a very prolific writer.

Osamu Dazai, who was in pain on the deadline: Hehe.

The door of the editorial department opened and closed, and there were quite a few people who came to submit articles like Jiraiya.

As soon as they heard Shuji Tsushima's name, they immediately joined the group chat in the editorial department in full swing, pointed at the bookshelf, spit and blossomed lotus flowers, and praised Osamu Dazai as a morning glory.

In the bustling room, only Zilai looked at the sky in a daze, out of tune with everyone.

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what are you guys saying?Who is Shuji Tsushima and is he famous?Should I know him?

There are many people who come to submit manuscripts, and there are dozens of manuscripts to be reviewed by the editor.Jilai also wanted to leave his manuscript behind and leave quietly, and wait for the editors to discover his masterpiece and then come to invite him personally. Wouldn't it be a great start to the article?

Curiosity made him change his mind, and Jiraiya pulled out the new book "The Hanger" by the editor Tsushima-sensei from the bookshelf, and sat on the narrow sofa to read it.

"The Hanged Man" is a very simple story.

Unlike "Midnight Candlelight", which is quite reversed in horror, "The Hanged Man" does not contain elements such as gods and ghosts, and the brushstrokes are not gorgeous and obscure, and it seems very easy to understand.

The story takes place in a village, and the protagonist is an upright young man.

He was strict with himself all his life, and everyone said he was a good man.

The protagonist is the best hunter in the village, and he always brings back the most and the best prey.There is a man in the village who is very jealous of the protagonist. He thinks his reputation is too good to be an eyesore.

The person who is jealous of the protagonist can't do anything because of his good reputation. He has a plan in mind: Fame can help people or kill people. I want him to live and die because of his reputation.

Seeing this, Jilai also frowned deeply, pressing his fingers lightly on the pages of the book.

He felt that Shuji Tsushima seemed to be connoting someone, and wondered if he was thinking too much.

Zilai also continued to look down.

"You are able to bring back so many prey because you took other people's share!" Someone said loudly to the protagonist, "You are an unqualified hunter, and what you brought back are prey with a bad heart!"

"You are an unqualified hunter! You are an unqualified hunter!"

He said it over and over, and over and over again, until everyone heard him.

The protagonist is an upright man, he doesn't know how to defend himself, and the ignorant villagers ask, "Is what he said true? Are you really an unqualified hunter?"

The old mother, who was eating the prey brought back by the lord, looked at him disappointedly: "Why did you do this? Everyone knows that you are an unqualified hunter, and you let me down."

The mother drops the food and expresses her disappointment sternly:

"You are not a man of integrity."

When he saw this, Jiraiya's fist was hardened, he wanted to get into the book and beat everyone inside.

Crazy you guys!What is it that hinders you? You want to do this to others?

Zilai also looked down angrily.

The protagonist is in pain.

His pain was vented between the lines, and Jiraiya's heart was grabbed by a hand. He seemed to have come to that unreasonable village with the protagonist, and was pointed at by a thousand or ten thousand fingers and questioned loudly: " You are an unqualified hunter!"

"You are an unqualified ninja!"

Layers of swaying sounds stirred Jiraiya's brain, the protagonist in the novel had hallucinations, and he also hallucinated.

In the hallucination, there were one after another black mud-like shadows, they dragged Jiraiya's hands and feet, and the wet and fishy liquid seeped into his scalp drop by drop.The endless scolding and reprimands were noisy in his head, and the whole sky turned gray and white in an instant, heavily embellishing his back.

So painful, so depressing, so... want to die.

The thick hemp rope circled Jiraiya's neck, hoisting him up little by little. In the process of gradually rising, he saw dense black figures submerged under his feet.

What comes after suffocation is not relief, but a darker world.

Ji Lai also came back to his senses, and the bustling voices in his ears brought proof of being alive.

He was not hoisted by a rope, and he was still sitting on the narrow sofa in the editorial office, holding a book called "The Hanger" in his hand.

"Ms. Tsushima's new work is amazing! The more I read, the more I feel suffocated, and now I want to hide when I encounter a beam."

"Yes, yes, yes! The people in the village really went too far, they drove people to death, what a crime!"

"Yeah, what a crime." Jiraiya murmured, rubbing the pages of the book in his hand.

He understood where the sense of déjà vu came from.

Konoha White Fang, Hatake Kakashi's father, what an outstanding ninja he was.

——He died in the idiot rule of the ninja "can't give up the mission because of the companion".

"When Bai Fang died, was he as desperate as in the book?" Ji Lai also whispered to himself.

Misunderstood, those who once loved him disappointed, and those he saved said he shouldn't.

If the whole world thinks you are wrong, then you must be wrong.

Konoha's proud son died just like that in the farce of public opinion.

People outside the book can clearly see the truth, while people in the game are still complacent and think that their side is justice.

Hilarious to make people laugh.

"Wait!" Jiraiya suddenly came back to his senses, and he stopped the editor who first received him, "When was this book—"The Hanged Man" by Mr. Tsushima published? How long has it been published?"

Did the inhabitants of Konoha see it? !

"Last week." The editor said casually, "Ms. Tsushima seems to have a printing channel, but entrusted newspapers and bookstores to sell it."

"Ms. Tsushima is really amazing." Another editor also sighed, "His new books are released all over the world at the same time. Doesn't the time-consuming travel need to be considered at all?"

"Maybe Tsushima-sensei is a very powerful ninja." The editor joked, looking at Jiraiya, who was clearly dressed as a ninja, and said, "You ninjas don't seem to read much. Tsushima-sensei is super famous among us ordinary people , The bosses in the store on the day of the new book release will let the buddies watch the business and grab it by themselves."

"But it's been a week." Another editor said, "Ninja should have seen it too. I heard from the wandering businessman that Muye Village seems to have a soft spot for "The Hanger", and the sales volume is much better than other villages. Woolen cloth."

"That's not true!" Someone secretly lowered their voice and shared the secret, "Konoha regarded "The Hanged Man" as a banned book, and banned Mr. Tsushima!"

"what?"

"really?"

"Tell me what's going on!"

A group of people surrounded the whistleblower.

It may be because Jiraiya wears a large "oil" on the forehead instead of Konoha's logo, they did not shy away from Ziraiya.

"I just heard that." The whistleblower first gave a disclaimer before continuing, "The wandering merchants said that their books were not sent to bookstores at all, and were bought directly by a group of masked ninjas."

"Mask Ninja not only bought all the books, but also asked if there were any new ones, as long as there were any, so many merchants went to deliver the goods."

"However, among the merchants, there are those who just want to make money and do business, and there are also book fans who want to give Tsushima-sensei Amway to everyone. They feel that something is wrong. How could ninjas collectively buy the teacher's new book? It's not the textbook of their ninja school .”

"Among them, there happened to be a businessman who was a Konoha resident himself. He handed over the goods to the clerk, and ran to the major bookstores in Konoha with the body of a resident to have a look-they don't sell Mr. Tsushima's books at all!" The whistleblower slapped his thigh, He said angrily, "It turns out that those ninjas burned all the books!"

"You guys know about fire escape, right? The little fireball, the big fireball, the big fireball technique, burned up the teacher's hard work." He said angrily, "They don't even know what a great work they burned!"

"How could this be?" The editor couldn't believe it. "I just received a letter from Konoha's reader today. He read all of Mr. Tsushima's books very seriously, and expressed his love very enthusiastically."

"Hey." The person who broke the news with an angry face just now said proudly, "It's all thanks to Mr. Tsushima."

"The person who cooperates with Tsushima-sensei must be a super powerful ninja. That adult will hide the printed books in the home of the bookstore and newspaper owner in the middle of the night. Those ninjas who are watching can't see anything as if they are blind."

"Only Mr. Tsushima's real readers can see the new books in the bookstore, and in the eyes of malicious people, they are just ordinary magazines." The whistleblower snorted, "So what if Konoha blocks Teacher? Konoha's readers have sharp eyes, they The more you cover it up, the more it proves that Mr. Tsushima is amazing."

The more secretive a thing is, the more it attracts people to explore.

Someone once asked: "How can everyone read a book?"

The answer was: "As long as you order it forbidden to read it."

People have rebellious bones, as in everything.

"When did Konoha ban "The Hanger"?" Jiraiya asked.

"A few days ago." The whistleblower said uncertainly, "Because Mr. Tsushima's book was mainly spread in the country of water before, and then it slowly became popular all over the world."

Besides, the previous novels were all pure horror stories, so there was no need for Konoha to ban them.

Until the appearance of "The Hanged Man" broke the peace and opened up the whitewashed peace.

"The country of water..." Jiraiya frowned.

If you want to say which country is the most paddling in the third Ninja World War, the country of water deserves its name.

They are separated from other countries by an ocean, and they are on the edge of OB all the way, fighting and fleeing like flying a kite, very careless.

Who would have thought that the biggest bomb would come from the most inconspicuous place,

Shuji Tsushima, what is your purpose?

"This is a good book. Boy, you should read it." An old but warm hand pushed a book to Kakashi Hatake who was passing by the bookstore.

The old man had been neighbors with the Hatake family for many years, Kakashi thanked him politely, and looked down at the title of the book.

Shuji Tsushima - "The Hanged Man".

Banned books!

Kakashi raised his head abruptly, meeting the old man's kind eyes.

The old man shook his head slowly and gave him a gentle push: "Go home."

Kakashi's hand holding the book was a little stiff, and subconsciously followed the old man's strength to walk home.

Banned books, absolutely banned books, he had just seen a few hours ago that Anbu's people had personally burned a batch.

Tongues of fire devoured the snow-white paper, and it was clearly beautiful and warm red flames, which actually made Kakashi feel a surge of chill.

What kind of book is it that Anbu and Gen jointly intercepted it?

As Kakashi watched the flames burn, an unexpected person stood beside him.

"Have you read Tsujima Shuji's book?" Orochimaru's soft voice sounded against the skin, making people's back a fine layer of pimples.

"No." Kakashi Hatake shook his head cautiously, "I heard he wrote ghost stories, and I don't believe in ghosts."

"You should read it." The only person who can speak so confidently about the banned works is Sannin who has a detached position in Konoha. Orochimaru said regretfully, "He writes people better than ghosts."

"Talent is the source of all crimes." Orochimaru's figure gradually faded into the darkness, "If you have a chance, watch "The Hanged Man."

"The Hanger" is it again.

The forbidden book that Anbu and Gen jointly destroyed was taken out by Orochimaru alone.

It's not difficult for Kakashi to hear that Orochimaru appreciates and respects Tsushima Shuji very much.

No one looked down on this arrogant adult, even in the face of his mentor, the Third Hokage, he didn't bow his head very much. It was the first time Kakashi heard such obvious admiration from his mouth.

"Don't be curious." Hatake Kakashi warned himself, "You can't touch the books that are banned in the whole village."

Before he finished speaking, he was forced into a book by the neighbor's uncle on the way home.

The book is very hot to hold.

Kakashi walked a few steps before realizing that this book could not be taken outside to read blatantly. His hair stood up, and he wanted to put the book in his ninja bag.

"Kakashi." The patrolling ninja raised his hand to greet him, and his eyes fell on the book in Kakashi's hand.

Just when Kakashi's words came to his throat, the man showed a teasing smile and reached out to pat him on the shoulder: "You like this book too? I understand, there is a model in it with a very good figure!"

Kakashi was stunned for a moment, and he suddenly realized that in the eyes of the other party, the book in his hand was not a forbidden book, but a custom magazine!

It's normal for a ninja to look at the customs magazine after get off work.The patrolling ninja joked and continued patrolling.

"Is it an illusion that is attached to a single item and works on a specific group of people?" Kakashi felt that the world was magical, and his neighbor obviously didn't even have chakra.

[R·The textbook in front of the mobile phone]: Small textbooks support the students' sky. The people on the other side of the textbook read knowledge, and the people on the other end read freedom.

A wide range of reusable props, suitable for many occasions.It is especially suitable for friends who play with mobile phones in class, and it is very convenient.

Kakashi quickened his pace to go home, the house was empty, and he lived alone in the huge house.

Only one candlestick was lit in the living room, and Kakashi laid the beautifully printed book flat on the coffee table.

He hesitated for a moment, then carefully turned to the first page.

At the same time, two figures landed on the roof of Hatake House.

Uchiha Obito was carried by Gojo Satoru, walking on the ground in Konoha's enchantment.

"Kakashi came back so late." Obito complained, and excitedly reached out to pick off the eaves of Hatake's house, peeping through the gap.

He is a bit like a pervert now, and Gojo Satoru folded his arms to look out for Obito, deeply feeling that he had become an accomplice of the pervert.

This is not good, he is a good-looking-guy teacher Wutiao, how could he be so unstyled?

Obito looked into Kakashi's room through the gap, and he took a closer look: the same hairstyle as Gojo Satoru, it's his little friend Kakashi, that's right!

Look again, what's going on!Isn't that mask upside down the Gojo Satoru?

Why didn't he notice it before: one covers the eyes and the other covers the mouth, absolutely!

Obito blankly looked up at Gojo Satoru, then looked down at Kakashi.

Looking at it, he fell into thought.

Masaka, he discovered a great big secret?

Kakashi... Could it be Gojo Satoru's illegitimate son living outside? !

The author has something to say: Obito: I know too much (dignified)