Chapter 909 - 910: Gifted Scholar
Chapter 909 - 910: Gifted Scholar
Oh my god, that lady, why do you have to bring up the worst topics at the worst time? This time Xiao Jiu, you've really gotten me into trouble again.
Gulp~
Then, Xiao Jiu swallowed his saliva, trying to calm himself down: "Boss, I was just casually talking, no bad intentions. Besides, if you... croak, what about those girlfriends on Earth... ah... Boss, why are you kicking me, I was just casually talking... Boss, stop kicking, I... I realize my mistake..."
At this moment, Xiao Jiu was jumping around holding his butt, with a look of distress on his face, Boss, I'm doing this for your own good.
"How did you come back?" Di Lanshan took a step forward, very puzzled. Being taken by the Princess, and yet he managed to get away?
"Of course, I walked back!" Xiao Tianyu said.
This answer, perfect.
Di Lanshan was stunned for a moment: "That's not what I'm asking. I'm asking how that girl Di Xin could let you go so easily?"
"Exactly, exactly... I also want to know. Di Xin is notorious for being unreasonable, how could she let you go so easily?" Zhong Chuhong and Zhang Manyu spoke in unison.
The fact that this guy came back safe and sound is simply a miracle.
"She knelt down and apologized!" Xiao Tianyu astonishingly blurted out, leaving the three women's beautiful eyes wide open in shock, "You got the Princess to kneel down and apologize? But it doesn't matter, as long as you're alive, everything's fine. Besides, she's a Princess, nobility, so kneeling down is…"
"I meant she knelt down and apologized to me!" Xiao Tianyu interrupted directly.
Bang~
Bang~
Bang~
As soon as he said this, the crowd fell over en masse. What, the Princess knelt down to apologize? This kind of thing, and this guy dared to say it, that Princess is nobility, would kneel down and apologize to him? What an international joke?
It must be that this guy just refuses to admit that he kneeled, and even if he doesn't admit it, he shouldn't slander the Princess like this. Is he not afraid the Princess will hear and have him neutered?
"What's up?" Xiao Tianyu said.
At this moment, Di Lanshan reached out to feel Xiao Tianyu's forehead: "I want to see if you have a fever, but no, your forehead is cool, why are you talking nonsense?"
Could it be he was scared silly by the grandeur of the Emperor's Palace?
"I'm perfectly normal!" Xiao Tianyu gave Di Lanshan a side-eye.
"How can you say such nonsense if you're normal?" Zhang Manyu's beautiful eyes glanced at Xiao Tianyu: "Xiao Tianyu, just so you know, I know a miraculous doctor who can bring the dead back to life, let alone treat mental illness!"
"..." Hearing this, Xiao Tianyu was speechless, thankfully he didn't mention drinking with the Celestial Emperor, otherwise these people would be so scared they'd kneel right down?
"Boss... Boss, did that Princess really kneel and apologize to you?" Xiao Jiu said sincerely.
"Of course!" Xiao Tianyu nodded.
Darn it, it seems Boss is seriously ill! Xiao Jiu quietly complained in his heart, that Princess really knows how to hit where it hurts, not physically but emotionally bruising the Boss.
So, Xiao Jiu consoled: "Boss, don't worry, with today's advanced technology, even brains can be transplanted, let alone cure a mental illness!"
Thud~
As soon as he said this, Xiao Jiu's body flew out, leaving Xiao Jiu utterly frustrated, Boss, I'm worried about you, you're kicking me again? Why is my life so hard?
"Take this!" At this moment, Di Lanshan let out a cold snort.
"What!"
"Admission Token!" Saying this, she handed the token to Xiao Tianyu, who took it and glanced at it: "Cultivation System, Class A?"
A, being the first, is naturally the best class in the Outer Sect.
Turns out even cultivation is divided by departments.
Xiao Tianyu felt a bit frustrated, back in college, there were finance, sports, management departments... now even cultivation is divided by departments.
Then, Xiao Tianyu went to register, Xiao Jiu holding the token: "Boss, I... I'll go with you!"
"What's your class!"
"Basic System, Class C!"
"Not even on the same level!" Xiao Tianyu gave Xiao Jiu a side-eye, the Basic System and Cultivation System aren't even on the same level.
As for the other goddesses, they also followed their tokens and chose their own classes.
...
Cultivation System, about a hundred meters from Class A.
Bang~
As Xiao Tianyu walked along the corridor, a fragrant breeze suddenly hit him. Trying to dodge, the beauty opposite dodged in the same direction. What happened next goes without saying.
"Let go!"
The goddess lying in Xiao Tianyu's arms let out a cold snort, this jerk must have done it on purpose. I dodged there, he dodged there, clearly intentional.
Despite that, this goddess appeared rather pure, about 25 years old, with extremely delicate facial skin and no makeup at all, purely natural. Moreover, her face is very exquisite, a goddess-level existence.
"It's you who bumped into me!" Xiao Tianyu pushed the goddess in his arms away, letting out a cold snort. These days, goddesses who spot handsome guys looking to flirt will go to any lengths.
From this, it is clear Xiao Tianyu believed the goddess was trying to flirt with him, deliberately bumping into his arms because he was handsome.
What?
I bumped into you?
Hearing this, the goddess was baffled, how shameless can this guy get, wanting to flirt, couldn't he come up with another excuse? But this guy is pretty handsome, why act this way?
So, the goddess asked: "Which class are you from?"
"Just registered, Cultivation System Class A!"
"Are you sure?"
"Here's my badge!"
"Then follow me to the office!"
Go to the office, what's going on? Xiao Tianyu was baffled, so he said: "Why should I?"
"Because I am the Instructor of Cultivation System Class A!" The goddess said with a serious face.
Instructor, equivalent to a class teacher.
Pfft~
Hearing this, Xiao Tianyu almost spat out a mouthful of blood, nearly fainting. My gosh, how could it be so coincidental, I haven't even registered yet, and I've already offended the class teacher. Also, are you young enough to be a class teacher?
Thinking of this, Xiao Tianyu said: "Instructor, I think... I think there's a misunderstanding!"
"What instructor?" The goddess looked confused, in the Immortal Realm, there's no term for class teacher, the goddess continued: "What misunderstanding, I've seen many students like you who are so lustful. You need to be punished, to the office!"
Saying this, the goddess pulled Xiao Tianyu along, leaving him utterly stunned: "Instructor, let go, can I walk myself?"
"Sure!" The goddess let go.
Not long after, arriving at the office door, she said: "In!"
"Can't I not go in?"
"No!" The goddess gave a cold snort, hum, bumped into me, no apology, and wanted to get away with it casually? Not possible, such a disciple must be properly punished.
And besides, those eyes of yours didn't look at me once, which also deserves a punishment.
"..." Xiao Tianyu was speechless, and eventually, unwillingly entered the office, seeing the goddess casually pick up a book of over six hundred pages from the table and place it in front of Xiao Tianyu.
The goddess said: "When you can recite this cultivation technique by heart, that's when you can leave!"
"Ah..." Xiao Tianyu was dumbfounded, this is blatant revenge, and the goddess said: "If you apologize, then forget it!"
A book this thick placed in front of you, are you not going to apologize?
"Apologize!"
"Exactly!"
"No way, it's just a lousy book?" Xiao Tianyu side-eyed the goddess: "Even if it's over sixty thousand pages, it's no problem!"
Hehe~
Hearing this, the goddess chuckled. This smile was very beautiful, yet the smile contained a strong sarcasm, over sixty thousand pages? Does he really think he has photographic memory?
However, the next second, Xiao Tianyu picked up the book and placed it in the goddess's hand, leaving the goddess bewildered. You're the one who needs to recite it, not me?
"I know!" Xiao Tianyu nodded: "If you're not supervising, how do I memorize? And if I'm off by even one word, feel free to punish me!"
What?
Hearing this, the goddess was dumbfounded, this guy doesn't even look at the book and starts reciting? Is he trying to trick a kid? Also, does he really think he's a god, using Divine Thought to know everything?
So, the goddess said to Xiao Tianyu: "I advise you to at least take a look!"
"You're so annoying!" Xiao Tianyu side-eyed the goddess: "This childish stuff, do I still need to look? It seems like you, as the class teacher, are really misleading students!"
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