Chapter 901 902: Xiao Tianyu, Eunuch?
Chapter 901 902: Xiao Tianyu, Eunuch?
But at this moment, a breathless voice came from behind: "Boss, wait for me... Boss, wait for your little brother..."
Xiao Tianyu ignored the shouting from the person behind him, and continued to walk forward with Xiao Jiu, admiring the scenery of the Haotian Sect's Outer Sect along the way.
"Boss... Someone is calling you from behind, why not stop and wait!" Xiao Jiu suggested.
"How do you know they're calling me? Did they mention my name or my surname?" Xiao Tianyu rolled his eyes at Xiao Jiu. No name, no surname—who the heck knows who they're calling?
Huh?
Upon hearing this, Xiao Jiu was dumbfounded. Here it's just the two of us, and if they're not calling you, could they be calling me? Boss sure knows how to play dumb.
"No, wait, boss, that person looks kind of familiar, like I've seen them before!" Xiao Jiu noticed that the person chasing them from behind looked very familiar, and was momentarily stunned: "Boss, isn't that the guy who walks upside down, Long Haochen?"
Has he also been impressed by Boss's prowess?
Thump~
Soon, Long Haochen caught up and hugged Xiao Tianyu's thigh tightly: "Boss, are you still accepting followers? What do you think of me?"
What's happening?
Now it's Xiao Tianyu's turn to be dumbfounded. Who is this guy? Do I know you? You come up with this in broad daylight—what's the meaning? I'm straight, alright.
Thus, Xiao Tianyu snorted coldly: "Let go, I don't know you!"
"Boss, I'm Long Haochen!"
"Long Haochen?"
"Yes!" Long Haochen nodded, thinking Boss remembered him well, but the next second, Xiao Tianyu shook his head: "Don't know you!"
"..."
Upon hearing this, Long Haochen was dumbfounded. What's going on? Boss forgot me this quickly? That's absurd, a handsome and dashing man like me should be unforgettable!
"Boss, Boss..." At this moment, Xiao Jiu ran up to Xiao Tianyu and said, "This is the guy who insisted on walking upside down!"
"What, it's him?" Xiao Tianyu was stunned for a moment and said to Long Haochen: "I told you not to walk upside down, why are you still hugging my thigh? Are you itching for trouble? Let go!"
However, Long Haochen held on tighter, saying earnestly: "Boss is generous, capable of holding a ship in his belly, unmatched in magnanimity. Therefore, my admiration for the boss is like the continuous flow of the Yangtze River, like the unstoppable flood of the Yellow River!"
"..."
Upon hearing this, Xiao Tianyu was speechless. Seriously, why are there so many flatterers in the world?
"Boss, I don't think you should accept this little brother!" Xiao Jiu said. Damn it, if such a skilled flatterer is accepted by the boss, how would I still manage to flatter? Absolutely can't let the boss accept him, it would ruin my life.
But Xiao Tianyu ignored Xiao Jiu, looking at Long Haochen as he spoke: "I'm not Wei Xiaobao, and you're not Duolong. Let go now, or I won't be polite!"
Wei Xiaobao?
Duolong?
Who are these two? Are they figures like boss, with peerless wisdom and might? Long Haochen thought to himself. Of course, he wouldn't know since there's no "The Deer and the Cauldron" in the Immortal Realm.
Thus, Long Haochen said: "Boss, you can't be impolite to me—no, be polite to me. Wait... I don't even know what I'm saying anymore. Anyway, you have to accept me as your follower or I'll die before letting go!"
"Really?"
"Really!" Long Haochen affirmed: "Boss, look how sincere I am. Just accept me!"
"Where's the knife? Bring my Full Moon Blade!" Xiao Tianyu snorted coldly, leaving Xiao Jiu confused. Hey boss, are you sure you have a Full Moon Blade?
"Any knife will do!" Xiao Tianyu said.
"That's easy!" Xiao Jiu, being the reincarnation of the Divine Emperor, naturally had a Storage Ring. With a thought, a cold, shining broadsword appeared in his hand, and he handed it to Xiao Tianyu.
Without a second thought, Xiao Tianyu raised the broadsword and aimed to slice Long Haochen's hands, rendering Long Haochen dumbfounded. Is the boss this ruthless?
Seeing the sword about to fall, instinctively, Long Haochen immediately let go of Xiao Tianyu's thigh. Damn it, if I don't let go, my hands are history.
"Wait a moment!" At this moment, a crisp female voice sounded. Xiao Tianyu continued walking without stopping, but Xiao Jiu panicked: "Boss... Boss, Di Lanshan the goddess is calling you, and there are two other goddesses beside her, including the one with long flowing hair!"
"Do you also want to cuddle with them while sleeping?" Xiao Tianyu commented as he walked.
Wow, how does boss know what I'm thinking? Is he the worm in my stomach?
Xiao Jiu felt bewildered. No wonder he's the boss, and I'm just the errand boy. Clearly, there are big reasons for this.
Though he thought this way, Xiao Jiu naturally wouldn't say it out loud.
Thus, Xiao Jiu said: "Boss, look how anxious they are, running and panting. Why not wait a bit?"
"If you want to wait, you wait!"
Boss really doesn't follow conventional paths.
Xiao Jiu couldn't care less now. Goddesses are rare and hard to encounter; now, there's a trio in sight, maybe he could capture one?
Thinking of this, Xiao Jiu decided not to move forward. Instead, he turned back, quickly arriving before the three goddesses and greeted, "Greetings to the three goddesses!"
"What's up with your boss? The more we call, the faster he walks!" Di Lanshan's eyes shined.
"Don't you know?"
"Know what?" One of the goddesses beside her showed curiosity, while Xiao Jiu chuckled wickedly: "My boss naturally has a dislike for women!"
"What do you mean, is he gay?"
"No!" Xiao Jiu shook his head, chuckling: "I'll tell you, but don't tell the boss!"
"We won't!" The three ladies spoke in unison, secretly thinking, as if.
Upon hearing that, Xiao Jiu showed a wicked smile: "Actually, since my boss was young, that thing was... snipped off!"
"What, a eunuch?" The three ladies were all shocked, watching Di Lanshan's eyes sparkle: "I'm going to ask him!"
Clang~
Upon hearing this, Xiao Jiu sat down on the ground. Wasn't it agreed not to tell the boss?
"Hahaha~ I heard everything!" At this moment, nearby, Long Haochen echoed with excitement.
Then, he walked towards Xiao Tianyu, thinking, here's my chance to make a contribution. Dare to say that the boss was snipped off? You're asking for trouble!
Upon hearing that, Xiao Jiu's face turned extremely pale—why am I always so unlucky? It's over... It's over, this time won't boss string me up and beat me?
"Boss... Boss..." Long Haochen caught up with Xiao Tianyu and hugged him again, leaving Xiao Tianyu depressed. Indeed, he's such a stubborn leech.
Thus, Xiao Tianyu snorted coldly: "I said, no followers. Don't wait for me to lose my temper!"
Why are there so many stubborn people these days?
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