novelraw Chapter 876 - 877: Born Phenomena
Chapter 876 - 877: Born Phenomena
At that time in the Bright Divine Sect, it was because I had the Body-Protecting Divine Weapon on me that those Saint Heaven Realm experts couldn't take a single step over the line. Now that they're taken away, won't it be...
"I'm doing this for your own good!" Xiao Tianyu said seriously.
"For our good?"
"Of course!"
"Pssh!" Shangguan Biyue and Xiao Ziyan expressed disbelief. For our good means taking our Divine Weapons away, huh? You're clearly just being stingy and can't bear to share them with us.
So, Xiao Ziyan blinked her beautiful eyes: "Anyway, this Divine Weapon is on me. If you have the ability, take it off yourself!"
"Ziyan is right, if you have the ability, take it off yourself!" Shangguan Biyue echoed, but Xiao Tianyu gave Shangguan Biyue a glance that made her shiver. What kind of look is that? Why do I feel like there's something lewd about it?
Immediately, Shangguan Biyue saw Xiao Tianyu say coolly: "If Ziyan can say that, can you say it too?"
Xiao Tianyu seemed to be hinting to Shangguan Biyue, "I'll take it off tonight, what can you do about it?"
Upon hearing this, Shangguan Biyue shuddered suddenly: "Well, Tianyu, I think what you said makes a lot of sense. Cultivation shouldn't rely too much on Divine Weapons, so I've decided that it's... it's better to give this Divine Weapon back to you!"
Oh damn, if I don't take it off, and if you try to force it on me tonight, I'll need several days' worth of supplements again.
What's the situation?
This statement left Xiao Ziyan bewildered; when did sister Biyue become so agreeable? Is there no mistake?
Soon enough, only to see Shangguan Biyue take off the cyan robe and hand it to Xiao Tianyu, although her beautiful eyes contained a thousand reluctances.
After taking the cyan robe Divine Weapon, Xiao Tianyu's gaze turned to Xiao Ziyan: "Ziyan, your turn!"
"But I'm your sister!" Xiao Ziyan snorted coquettishly, clutching the cyan robe with both hands. I can't take it off, definitely can't take it off, I just don't believe you dare to be forceful.
Yet in the next second, Xiao Tianyu waved his big hand, and the cyan robe turned into a stream that disappeared from Xiao Ziyan's body.
Looking back at Xiao Tianyu, the cyan robe was already in his hand, rendering Xiao Ziyan with a face full of horror. Is this guy a world-class magician? Hey, return my Body-Protecting Divine Weapon... you can't bully people like this.
Xiao Ziyan roared inwardly, but Xiao Tianyu ignored her and put the cyan robe away.
This second brother is really stingy.
"Boss... boss... this Secret Manual is wrong... boss, help me take a look..." At this time, Guan Zhongyuan came running in with Qiu Qianren and Ximen Chuixue, all looking lively.
Moreover, Guan Zhongyuan was holding ten whole Secret Manuals. The girls stared and saw the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms, Nine Yin Scripture, Beiming Divine Skill, Tathagata Divine Palm... all Martial Arts Masteries that had long been lost.
Spurt~
Seeing this, the girls sprayed an old blood mist. They were well aware of the origin of these ten Secret Manuals; it was during a time in the Earthly Paradise when Guan Zhongyuan bought them for ten bucks each.
This lunatic, why so entertaining? A ten-buck worthless book, he really practiced it as a Secret Manual?
Little Guan, without driving yourself insane, it's already your ancestors blessing you. Still saying the Secret Manual is wrong, are you sure Tianyu won't kick you?
"What Secret Manual?" Xiao Tianyu asked.
"Boss, it's these Secret Manuals. Don't you remember a beggar-looking man once said I have extraordinary bones, sure to be a master show-off talent, so..."
Bam~
Before Guan Zhongyuan could finish speaking, Xiao Tianyu kicked him in the butt, leaving Guan Zhongyuan bewildered: "Boss, why... why did you kick me?"
If you don't want to teach, just don't, but why kick me? These past few days, I haven't provoked you, have I?
"Scram!" Xiao Tianyu snorted coldly: "Since you're supposedly a prodigious talent for showing-off, still ask me about these Secret Manuals? Go find some cool spot to hang out, and that goes for you all too!"
"Ah..." Hearing this, Qiu Qianren and Ximen Chuixue were a bit flustered. It was Little Guan who attracted trouble with these worthless Secret Manuals, why involve us? We were just here to watch for fun, alright?
"Are you leaving or not!" Xiao Tianyu gave a cold snort, casting a shadowy look, making Guan Zhongyuan and the two others shiver, so Guan Zhongyuan quickly said: "Boss, I think outside's pretty cool, I'll head out for some shade then!"
Upon saying this, Guan Zhongyuan oiled his feet and dashed out of the yard at high speed. Damn, if I don't run faster, the boss might kick me again.
"Boss, Little Guan is right, we're heading out to cool off too!" Qiu Qianren and the others watched Guan Zhongyuan scoot away in dismay, intending to oil their own feet, but still said before leaving: "Boss, could you spare us an Immortal Pill before we bolt? Rest assured, we won't mention it to Little Guan!"
Bang bang~
Xiao Tianyu awarded two kicks, knocking them out the door. As for an Immortal Pill, even if you ate it, you would just be like a squid eating barley, wasting resources.
Not giving an Immortal Pill, is there really a need to send us off like that? Qiu Qianren and his companion stumbled to their feet and limped away, muttering simultaneously: "Hey Qiu, don't you think the boss is a bit stingy?"
"I think so too, he obviously has Immortal Pills and won't give them to us!" Qiu Qianren nodded earnestly.
"Look, something's wrong with the sky!" At this moment, Guan Zhongyuan's voice exclaimed in alarm: "Could an Immortal be descending from the heavens... Oh my God, this spectacle is even more intense than the coming of the Five Great Emperors!"
Upon hearing this, Qiu Qianren and Ximen Chuixue both looked up at the sky. They saw swirling dark clouds for miles across the sky, vortices forming, black holes appearing, engulfing the globe, unfathomable depth. Lightning crashed within the black holes like an apocalypse.
"Oh, heavens, are monsters about to descend from the sky?" Seeing this, Qiu Qianren and his companion plopped to the ground with faces full of terror: "Hurry and inform the boss, it's time for his grand show-off again!"
Upon saying this, Qiu Qianren got up with a start, and the trio dashed madly toward the courtyard.
"Boss... boss, bad news, it's time for your grand show-off again, but this show's probably quite difficult to pull off!" Guan Zhongyuan shouted as he ran.
"Yes, boss, hurry and take a look, the apocalypse is coming, and we're still virgins, we don't want to die!"
"..."
Soon enough, Guan Zhongyuan trio rushed into the courtyard, leaving Xiao Tianyu with a face full of exasperation. These three bastards, just left and ran back again, are they itching for trouble?
Thud~
Thud~
However, in the next second, Guan Zhongyuan and the two others hugged onto Xiao Tianyu's thighs: "Boss, you must seize this show-off opportunity, save the world, and while you're at it, save us too. The apocalypse is indeed coming!"
Apocalypse?
The girls heard this with faces full of disdain. Damn, even God dwells on Earth, who dares to destroy Earth, these three idiots, must have their craziness acting up again.