Young Master in Flower City

Chapter 834 - 835: Posturing Prodigy

"That's right, boss. Little Guan is correct. With today's medicine, even if you get cancer, it can be cured. Boss, keep fighting, you must defeat the disease!" Qiu Qianren echoed from the side, "But, if it can't be cured, you mustn't waste your unique skills; give them to us, and we promise to carry forward your legacy!"

Bang~

Splat~

"Ah..."

The next second, both Guan Zhongyuan and Qiu Qianren screamed miserably as they fell to the ground, their faces bewildered: "Boss, why did you kick us? We were doing it for your own good... ah... Boss, why are you kicking us again..."

The two were utterly confused; did we say something wrong? No, it was clearly the boss who said he wanted to ascend to heaven, okay? We tried to comfort him a bit, was that wrong?

Going to heaven isn't just about having a chat with King Yama, is it?

"Do I look like someone with a terminal illness?" At this moment, a cool voice came from Xiao Tianyu's mouth. These two bastards dared to curse me with a terminal illness; if I don't kick them, who else should I kick?

Besides, just because I said 'ascend to heaven', does that mean terminal illness?

"But, boss, you yourself said you want to ascend to heaven. An ancient saying goes, 'In heaven lies Paradise!', okay?" Guan Zhongyuan said earnestly.

Pfft~

Upon hearing this, Xiao Tianyu almost spat out a mouthful of blood; it seems this fool has been misguided by his teacher.

"Tianyu!" At this moment, Shangguan Biyue's beautiful eyes flickered with worry: "You won't really go to Paradise, will you?"

If you leave, what will happen to me?

"I just said I want to ascend to heaven, what Paradise?" Xiao Tianyu looked speechless; are these people not Earthlings? Can't they understand human language?

Meanwhile, Xiao Ziyan's beautiful eyes flickered: "Second brother, isn't ascending to heaven a journey to Paradise?"

Could it be that this second brother isn't speaking Earth's language?

"..." Upon hearing this, Xiao Tianyu was again speechless. Just because I said a single sentence about ascending, does it need to be misunderstood as having a terminal illness? How much hatred, how much enmity, that you curse me like this?

"Tianyu, don't worry, even if you have a terminal illness, in my lifetime, I will only love you!" Gu Yunxi's beautiful eyes flickered.

"Yes, if you die, you'll be my ghost, if you live, you'll be my man!" Shangguan Biyue said with sincere eyes, making the surrounding people envious.

"Damn, someone with a terminal illness has so many beauties who like him, why isn't the terminal illness mine?"

"Don't stop me, let me jump off the car first, damn this guy is too irritating!"

"Bro, jump; this car isn't even going that fast, just over a hundred kilometers!"

"..."

Many young people around felt speechless; even a man with a terminal illness has so many women interested in him, whereas these people here, damn, can't even compare to a man with terminal illness.

Really a waste of food while alive, waste of land when dead.

Little did they know, Xiao Tianyu inside didn't know how many mouthfuls of blood he spat out. He just wanted to ask why, when he said a single sentence about ascending, these women react so strongly?

And at this moment, Shangguan Biyue solemnly said to Xiao Tianyu: "Tonight, you can't wear protection, okay?"

"Why?"

"So you can leave the Xiao Family a seed!"

Clang~

Upon hearing this, Xiao Tianyu almost fell off his seat; what's going on, leaving behind a seed for the Xiao Family? Am I the short-lived type? My lifespan is on par with heaven and earth, okay.

So, Xiao Tianyu earnestly said, "I think the matter of leaving a seed should be put off for later!"

"What do you mean 'put off for later'?" Gu Yunxi rolled her eyes at Xiao Tianyu: "Do you even have a 'later'? Tonight, just tonight, Biyue and I will be in the room waiting for you, don't leave until the seed is sown, got it?"

"Count me in!" A blush spread over Lu Die'Er's face; having spent these days with Xiao Tianyu, she truly fell for him.

Swish, swish, swish~

In an instant, many glances turned towards Xiao Tianyu; even the driver wasn't an exception, leaving Xiao Tianyu speechless. Why can't these women talk a bit more quietly? This is a public place, come on.

"Hey hey~ Driver, stop staring; keep looking and you'll crash!" Someone bellowed.

Then, Xiao Tianyu solemnly said, "I just said ascend, not dead; is it necessary? Next time, I'll take you all up to see!"

Clang~

Clang~

Once these words were said, Guan Zhongyuan, Qiu Qianren, and Ximen Chuixue stumbled, then sat on the ground with faces full of horror.

Gulp~

Then, the three gulped down their saliva to calm down; what's the situation? The boss wants to ascend himself and then take us up too? We have no hatred; no grudges against you. Why do you insist on taking us? We're still young and don't want to ascend so early.

Thus, Guan Zhongyuan earnestly said: "Um, boss, we appreciate your kindness, but as for ascending, you can go yourself, just don't take us along; at most... at most, on the anniversary next year, us three brothers will burn a few more fragrant cars and beauties for you, how about that?"

Kidding, we really don't want to ascend.

Splat~

The next second, Xiao Tianyu slapped Guan Zhongyuan's head, causing him to see stars, a bewildered expression on his face. Not ascending, but still getting beat? Who did I trigger, seriously?

So Guan Zhongyuan clutched his head and said earnestly, "Um, boss, as a man of a great stature, if he says he isn't ascending, then he isn't, no matter how much you beat me!"

"You don't want to be an Immortal?" Xiao Tianyu asked.

Like hell I want to be an Immortal, Guan Zhongyuan secretly cursed; that's something that happens after you're dead, okay? I'm only in my twenties now; the days of being an Immortal are still far off.

"We've arrived at the 'Heaven and Earth' Scenic Spot!" At this moment, a beautiful guide spoke: "All tourists coming to the 'Heaven and Earth' must disembark!"

'Heaven and Earth'?

Pfft~

Guan Zhongyuan spat out a mouthful of blood; why do I feel a chill in my heart whenever I hear the word 'heaven'?

"Tianyu, get off the bus!" At this moment, Shangguan Biyue took Xiao Tianyu's arm gently; joking, Xiao Tianyu is about to ascend, who knows how many more days we have to be together, naturally, she wants to treat him well.

"Yes, Tianyu, let's get off together!" Gu Yunxi's beautiful eyes flickered, also particularly gentle, leaving Xiao Tianyu bewildered. When did these women become so considerate?

"Second brother!" Xiao Ziyan stepped forward, took Xiao Tianyu's arm, and asked, "Did the doctor tell you how long you have left?"

"..." Upon hearing this, Xiao Tianyu felt utterly bewildered; one after another couldn't stop acting crazy.

Soon, with the lead of the beautiful guide, Xiao Tianyu and the group entered the scenic spot; 'Heaven and Earth' was truly beautiful, like an Immortal Realm, especially the mountain peaks covered in mist that seemed to make one truly feel transported to an Immortal Realm.

Moreover, within the scenic area, acrobatic performances and selling fake medicines were endless; various interesting activities abounded.

"Boss, look over there, someone is performing Iron Head Skill!" Guan Zhongyuan pointed in a direction, "Wow, that's amazing; such a big rock isn't as hard as his head, that person must be an Ancient Martial Artist!"

Guan Zhongyuan showed an expression of worship; wondering whether the boss's head was as hard as that person's, it certainly should be, given who the boss is, the legendary figure of Emperor Star Academy.

"Lad, I see your bone structure is unique, your Celestial Court full; you must be naturally talented for bragging!"

At this moment, a voice came, and Guan Zhongyuan turned his gaze to see a ragged beggar holding several ancient books, saying to him: "I have here the Tathagata Divine Palm, Nine Yin Scripture, Dog-Beating Stick Technique... and so on, all legendary books for bragging, generally priceless treasures, seeing as you have unique bone structure and are a natural talent for bragging, we have affinity, selling them each for ten yuan at a giveaway price, interested?"

Talent for bragging?

Upon hearing this, Guan Zhongyuan was stunned at first, then delighted; this beggar is a master, how can he tell? Could it be... could it be I'm truly a one-in-a-million bragging talent?

Wow... this time I, little Guan, have truly struck gold.

Plus, look at the ancient books he holds; the Nine Yin Scripture, Tathagata Divine Palm... all are lost arts, ten bucks each, really not expensive.