novelraw Chapter 803 - 804: Tenfold Tonic Soup
Chapter 803 - 804: Tenfold Tonic Soup
On the other side, Emperor Star Academy.
"Boss, can we not go to the Outer Sect!"
After Di Cang left the courtyard, Guan Zhongyuan, Ximen Chuixue, and Qiu Qianren all had a look of misery on their faces. They never thought that Xiao Tianyu would actually send them to the Outer Sect for training.
What's the future in training at the Outer Sect?
So the three of them secretly thought to themselves, we're stupid, but not dumb, alright.
"What do you think?" Xiao Tianyu's voice was cool and irrefutable, making them shiver inside. They said in unison, "I think, of course not. It's better to go to the Outer Sect. Boss, good night, we're off to sleep!"
With that said, the three of them oiled their feet and left the living room, bringing a gust of wind with them as they went, leaving Xiao Tianyu feeling quite perplexed. These three guys, so agreeable? Are we sure there's no conspiracy?
"Hey, hey~ Little Guan, where are you going?" Outside the living room, Qiu Qianren asked Guan Zhongyuan, "You wouldn't really be going to the Outer Sect to train, would you? The disciples there are the ones with the worst talents. If we go there, wouldn't it be a waste of our skills?"
Just kidding, we could be the main beams, why should we be the legs of the bench? Isn't this a case of using a sledgehammer to crack a nut?
No way, absolutely not.
"So you know it would be a waste!" Guan Zhongyuan stopped in his tracks, seriously speaking to Qiu Qianren, "With talents like ours, unmatched and illustrious, handsome with heroic bearings, defeating ghosts and gods alike, beauties avoiding us walking in circles. How could we possibly go to the Outer Sect to train? Wouldn't that waste our bright future? Anyway, I'm not going; if you want to go, you go!"
"..."
Hearing this, Qiu Qianren and Ximen Chuixue looked at Guan Zhongyuan with bewilderment. They just wanted to ask, Little Guan, are you sure you're unmatched and defeating gods... No matter how we look at you, you don't seem like it.
Also, what you said is true; just looking at you, beauties would indeed walk in circles to avoid you.
"Why are you looking at me like that?" Guan Zhongyuan asked.
"We're overwhelmed by your words, Little Guan, whether we go to the Outer Sect totally depends on you!" Ximen Chuixue said with sincerity, Guan Zhongyuan nodded with satisfaction, "Follow me!"
"Where to!"
"The kitchen!"
"The kitchen?"
Hearing this, Qiu Qianren and Ximen Chuixue paused for a second. Then, Ximen Chuixue asked, "What are we going to the kitchen for? Are you going to cook something nice for the boss to make him change his mind?"
"Cook what? What hasn't the boss eaten before!"
"Then why are we going to the kitchen?"
"We're obviously going to supplement the boss's stick!" Guan Zhongyuan said seriously.
With that, the three of them quickly went to the kitchen, while Qiu Qianren and Ximen Chuixue looked at Guan Zhongyuan, bemused. They just wanted to ask, which stick of the boss is going to be supplemented?
Our boss is invincible with the Golden Spear, isn't he?
So, Qiu Qianren asked Guan Zhongyuan sincerely, "Little Guan, are you sure you're going to supplement the boss's stick!"
"Are you stupid!" Guan Zhongyuan gave Qiu Qianren a glance, "Right now the boss is surrounded by beauties, surely he's going to fight three hundred rounds tonight, he'll be exhausted, and then I deliver a bowl of tonic soup, won't the boss be overwhelmed with gratitude!"
Saying this, Guan Zhongyuan felt thrilled within, damn, I'm truly the smartest person on earth, won't the boss cherish me after this?
"What you said makes a lot of sense!" Ximen Chuixue spoke with admiration, "But… but… where are we going to find these tonics?"
"I prepared them long ago!" Guan Zhongyuan said.
"Prepared long ago?"
"Of course!" Guan Zhongyuan nodded, with a sly smile, continued, "These essential flattery supplies, I, Little Guan, obviously had to prepare in advance, otherwise how can I flatter the boss!"
"Little Guan, we admire you like no other; our futures are in your hands!" Ximen Chuixue and Qiu Qianren spoke sincerely, Little Guan really thinks things through.
So, Ximen Chuixue continued, "Tell us, Little Guan, what should we do!"
"You guys start the fire, I'll cook on top!"
"Okay!" The two nodded and started the fire beneath the stove, instantly vivid flames were ignited, and Guan Zhongyuan took out various porcelain bottles from his coat, leaving Qiu Qianren and the others bemused, "Little Guan, what tonic soup are you preparing for the boss?"
"Of course it's the All-Boosting Tonic Soup!" Guan Zhongyuan said seriously.
All-Boosting Tonic Soup?
Hearing this, the two looked at the medicine names on the porcelain bottles with bewilderment, Viagra, Golden Spear Indestructible, Peach Blossom Scatter, Find Your Sister, Aphro. Water… counting them, exactly ten bottles.
Seeing this, Qiu Qianren and Ximen Chuixue wore a look of horror, is this what Little Guan calls the All-Boosting Tonic Soup, you wouldn't tell us you're going to cook all these together, would you, wouldn't it make the boss start bubbling?
Also, we just want to ask, Little Guan, how did you get these medicines? What All-Boosting Tonic Soup?
"Why are you two standing there, increase the fire a bit, otherwise the nutrients will be lost!" Saying this, Guan Zhongyuan poured all ten medicines into the pot.
"Little Guan!" Qiu Qianren asked.
"What?"
"Are you sure this won't cause an issue?"
"What issue? The boss has so many women, what's a little medicine!" Guan Zhongyuan glared at them, damn, I even wanted to prepare two more kinds.
Then, Guan Zhongyuan continued, "Boil down half a pot of water into a bowl, then let it cool, once the boss drinks it, he'll absolutely be grateful to me, by then we won't have to go to the Outer Sect to train!"
"Sounds like a solid plan!" Qiu Qianren and Ximen Chuixue nodded in agreement.
On the other side.
Xiao Tianyu and others sat in the living room, among them were Shangguan Biyue, Xiao Ziyan, Long Ling'Er, Lu Die'Er, and Gu Yunxi. Their beautiful eyes were all dumbfoundedly looking at Xiao Tianyu.
"Is there a flower on my face?" Xiao Tianyu asked.
"No!" Xiao Ziyan's beautiful eyes glimmered, "Second brother, I just wanted to ask, how should we sleep tonight?"
"You're not included, aren't you going back to the dorm to sleep?"
"Ah!" Xiao Ziyan was stunned.
"Ah, what? There's no place for you in this courtyard, hurry up and go to sleep!" Xiao Tianyu glanced at Xiao Ziyan, then his gaze fell on Long Ling'Er, continuing, "As for you!"
"Do I have to leave too!" Long Ling'Er was unwilling; in this courtyard with so many bedrooms, there shouldn't be a problem of me staying, right?
But Xiao Ziyan tapped her lotus steps, da~da~da~ came in front of Long Ling'Er, seriously saying, "Come on, don't delay my brother in making a nephew for me!"
Crash~
Hearing this, Xiao Tianyu nearly fell off the bench, what's going on, making a nephew? Sister, can you pay attention to the occasion when you speak? What making a nephew, I never even thought about it, okay.