Young Master in Flower City

Chapter 800 801: Not Presentable

"You two go together!" Shangguan Biyue said, making the two of them look exasperated, and they said to Guan Zhongyuan, "The biggest regret of our lives is knowing you, you bastard!"

"Stop yapping and go cook!" Guan Zhongyuan rolled his eyes at them, and the three of them trotted off towards the kitchen.

After they left, Xiao Ziyan's beautiful eyes twinkled, "Actually, it's not necessary to go through all this trouble. There's a canteen in the Inner Sect; we could eat there instead!"

"Why didn't you say so earlier?" Xiao Tianyu gave Xiao Ziyan an exasperated look.

"You didn't ask!" Xiao Ziyan replied.

"Let's go!" Xiao Tianyu got up, and the girls looked puzzled, asking, "Where to?"

"The canteen!"

"Uh..." The girls were a bit confused as Lu Die'Er said to Xiao Tianyu, "Those three guys have gone to cook. Why not just eat here? Besides, given your status, can you even eat comfortably in the canteen?"

"That makes a lot of sense!" Xiao Tianyu nodded in agreement. Now that he was famous everywhere, going to the canteen would be like a celebrity being mobbed. Besides, Xiao Tianyu liked to keep a low profile.

Half an hour later, Guan Zhongyuan, Qiu Qianren, and Ximen Chuixue each came carrying two dishes in their hands, placed them on the table.

Soon, over a dozen dishes were laid out, and the three of them served rice. Xiao Tianyu and the others sat down, but Guan Zhongyuan and the other two were dumbfounded; there wasn't a spot for them at the round table.

"Hey, we cooked, we did all the work, but when it's time to eat, there's no place for us. Oh, the sorrow in my heart!" Guan Zhongyuan mumbled, "Look at this, tears in our eyes!"

"Oh well, who told us to be lackeys!" Qiu Qianren replied, "Those goddesses, each one is either the boss's sister or the boss's woman. There's no room for us here!"

"Makes perfect sense!"

"So what do we do, just watch them eat?"

"You ask me, who do I ask?" Ximen Chuixue said.

"I think I'd be more suited to sit at the doorway to eat!" Guan Zhongyuan said seriously, the life of a lackey is just hard.

But Qiu Qianren, in all seriousness, said, "Why don't I get such treatment, dining with so many goddesses?"

Why is there such a huge disparity among men?

Bang~

Smack~

Crack~

In the next second, Guan Zhongyuan casually picked up half a stick and whacked it on Qiu Qianren's head, making Qiu Qianren hold his head, dizzy and reeling.

He said, "Xiao Guan, why did you hit me?"

"Didn't you say next time you made such a mistake, I should hit you?" Guan Zhongyuan gave a look of 'I'm doing this for your own good.' This scoundrel dared to eye the boss's woman again; if I don't hit you, who will?

"But you didn't need to use a stick!" Qiu Qianren said, bewilderedly holding his head, and Guan Zhongyuan seriously said, "Weren't you the one who told me if you made that mistake again, I should use a stick?"

I'm just following your order, plus I didn't use a big iron hammer, you should be grateful.

"..." At this, Qiu Qianren was bewildered. He really wanted to explain, earlier, I was just joking, alright? Do you have to take it so seriously? And even if I had ten lives, I wouldn't dare covet the boss's woman.

On the other side.

Around the round table sat Xiao Tianyu, Shangguan Biyue, Lu Die'Er, Xiao Ziyan, Long Ling'Er, and Gu Yunxi.

Aside from Xiao Tianyu, each one of them was a top-notch goddess. If outsiders saw this scene, they'd be incredibly envious, especially of Shangguan Biyue and Lu Die'Er, who were among the top four goddesses.

"Let's eat!" Xiao Tianyu picked up his bowl, casually grabbed some food with his chopsticks, put it into his mouth, and nodded slightly, "Xiao Guan, come over!"

Upon hearing this, Guan Zhongyuan felt a rush of joy. Wow, is boss inviting me to eat at the table? Boss is the best; in my life, apart from boss, I won't stick with anyone else.

Thinking this, Guan Zhongyuan trotted over to Xiao Tianyu, causing Qiu Qianren and Ximen Chuixue to look on with envy; we also contributed to cooking, why does boss only call Xiao Guan?

Hey boss, can we also eat at the table? Eating at the door really isn't enjoyable.

Soon, under everyone's gaze, Guan Zhongyuan reached Xiao Tianyu with a mischievous smile, "Boss, I'll go get a stool to sit!"

"What do you need a stool for?" Xiao Tianyu said.

"To sit down and eat, of course!" Guan Zhongyuan replied earnestly.

"I wanted to say, your cooking skills aren't bad; from now on, you're in charge of cooking!" Xiao Tianyu said, breaking new ground.

Clang~

Upon hearing this, Guan Zhongyuan stumbled and sat abruptly on the ground, looking bewilderedly at Xiao Tianyu.

What's happening? Boss didn't call me over to eat, then said my cooking's good and wants me to handle it from now on. Boss, you can't bully people like this.

I cook, and you eat, but oh, the sorrow in my heart.

"Xiao Guan, here's a piece of braised pork for you!" Just then, Shangguan Biyue's eyes flashed, and she picked up a piece of braised pork, placing it in Guan Zhongyuan's bowl, leaving him touched, "Sister-in-law, you're the best!"

However, the next second, Shangguan Biyue drew out a cookbook from who knows where and said to Guan Zhongyuan, "Take this and learn to cook properly; your boss has a picky palate!"

Pff!

Upon hearing this, Guan Zhongyuan nearly spat blood. Giving me braised pork, turns out it had a motive. Also, sister-in-law, do you have to trick me like this? Had I known… had I known, I would've cooked worse.

"Go on!" Shangguan Biyue said calmly.

Tee-hee~

The girls couldn't help but laugh, as if saying, Xiao Guan, the one with the deepest tricks is your boss, be more cautious from now on.

And at this moment, Lu Die'Er's eyes gazed at Xiao Tianyu, saying, "Aren't we being too cruel?"

Lu Die'Er, naturally, felt it was harsh that the ones who cooked stood outside, while they sat and ate. Those guys did put in the effort, right?

"Do you think they can hold their own at the table?" Xiao Tianyu said seriously.

Hearing this, Guan Zhongyuan and Qiu Qianren both looked at Xiao Tianyu in astonishment, wanting to ask, why can't we hold our own? Boss, do you have to belittle us like this?

Unable to hold our own at the table, such harsh words, and besides, we're not bad looking either.

And as Lu Die'Er glanced at the three of them, she said, "That seems to be the case!"

Pfft~

Upon hearing this, the three of them felt an urge to cough up blood. But who wouldn't be frustrated getting labeled as unpresentable?