Young Master in Flower City

Chapter 708 - 709: Lu Die'Er's Flirtatious Fury

Long Family Canteen.

The Long Family Canteen is a dining hall specifically for the Long family disciples, covering tens of thousands of square meters. It's simply decorated but clean and sanitary. Although it's close to the afternoon, the canteen still hosts a fair number of people dining.

At one table, several young members of the Long family were chatting enthusiastically.

"Did you know? Today, the head coach of Iron Head Invincible got a head injury!"

"Really? Iron Head Invincible is said to be unbreakable by anyone at the same level. How could he possibly get a head injury!"

"I heard about it too. Apparently, it happened because Young Master Long Ao was challenging a friend of the young lady for a beauty, and ended up being cracked open by a stone!"

"Doesn't that mean Long Ao has lost face?"

"Isn't it? But now the Long Family is basically under Long Ao's control, I doubt Young Master Long Ao will let that guy off easily!"

"..."

Several youths chatted while eating, shocked at the prowess of whoever could cause Iron Head Invincible's head to crack. Just who is that formidable person, damn, we express our admiration.

It's likely that the Iron Head team will disband after this. The Iron Head Skill is nothing but a scam.

Just then, a group entered the canteen from outside, and many eyes swiftly turned towards them, landing first on the goddess: "Wow, that woman in ancient clothing is so beautiful, must be the Butterfly Valley Medical Immortal. It would be worth losing ten years of life to win her favor!"

"Keep your voice down, the young man next to her is the one who cracked open Iron Head Invincible's skull!"

"What, it's him? He's skinny, how does he have such strength!"

"They're practicing Inner Strength now, you're outdated!"

"..."

Indeed, the group was none other than Xiao Tianyu, Long Ling'Er, and Lu Die'Er.

As Long Ling'Er entered the canteen, many Long family disciples stood up to greet her, "Hello, Miss!"

Long Ling'Er waved her hand, signaling everyone to sit down. Those who didn't stand up were obviously in support of Long Ao's faction, as the Long family had split after Long Xiaoyun's poisoning.

"Hey, is this the grand meal you promised me?" Xiao Tianyu had a face full of disbelief, clearly this was a canteen, where's the grand meal?

"What's wrong with this place?" Long Ling'Er showed a playful expression. "The atmosphere is lively, and look at the large pots of food in the kitchen, isn't that grand enough?"

"..." At her words, Xiao Tianyu held his tongue. He wondered, does big really mean grand?

"I think it's quite nice!" Lu Die'Er's beautiful eyes blinked.

"Shut up!" Xiao Tianyu glared at Lu Die'Er, "I wasn't talking to you!"

Was this woman not already enough trouble for me?

"Are you scolding me?" Lu Die'Er showed a look of grievance, as one of the four goddesses, when had she ever been scolded by a man? And now this jerk not only scolded her but also showed disgust toward her, was there no justice?

"So what if I am?"

"Say it again!" Lu Die'Er glared angrily as Long Ling'Er watched with amused eyes, "Sis, don't argue with this fool!"

Sis?

The word almost made Xiao Tianyu fall to the ground. We were just joking around, no need to take it so seriously, right?

Long Ling'Er gave a gentle smile, "Brother Xiao, she's even called you 'hubby,' aren't you going to take responsibility? Besides, you previously claimed to be so strong in that area and said another wife financed your Three Palaces and Six Courtyards. Isn't that what men like you dream of?"

"Did I? Did I ever say that? Who can prove it!" Xiao Tianyu feigned innocence.

"I can!" Lu Die'Er interjected, "But don't misunderstand, I was just joking when I called you 'hubby.' Don't take it seriously!"

"If you could just stop causing me trouble twice more, I'd be grateful. As for taking it seriously, don't make me laugh!" Xiao Tianyu said seriously, "With your tacky makeup… hey hey, beauty, why are you pinching me, you're going to pinch all the meat off!"

What is she, a dog? Why is she acting all paw-happy when a few words don't sit well with her?

"I'm happy to!"

"What did I do to provoke you?"

"Who asked you to call me tacky makeup?!"

"..." Is that even a reason? As one of the four goddesses, can't you mind your image a bit? There are so many people watching, aren't you afraid of damaging your good reputation?

Seeing the two flirt and bicker like this, it drew countless envious and resentful looks. If they could, the surrounding Long family members would've loved to slash Xiao Tianyu with a kitchen knife.

"You guys keep flirting; I'm going to get some food!" Long Ling'Er's eyes flashed as she thought about Xiao Tianyu's incredible luck with women. But if Big Sis found out, wouldn't she skin him? Amitabha, may God bless you, amen.

Soon, Long Ling'Er returned with three portions, placing two before Xiao Tianyu and Lu Die'Er who picked up a piece of braised pork and handed it to Long Ling'Er.

She said, "I don't eat meat!"

"I don't either. Why not give it to him?" Long Ling'Er suggested.

Lu Die'Er glanced at Xiao Tianyu with beautiful eyes, "Lucky you!"

Then she placed the braised pork into Xiao Tianyu's bowl, but he showed a look of disdain, "Stuff that's been picked over by girls... is very..."

"Very what?" Lu Die'Er asked.

"Very unhygienic!"

Upon hearing this, Lu Die'Er's eyes widened in shock. Very unhygienic? Is this guy indirectly criticizing me? I haven't even taken a bite yet, what's unhygienic?

Dear heaven, Lu Die'Er was giving him food she wouldn't eat herself, this jerk actually disliked it, and even called it unhygienic? Are you kidding?

If Xiao Tianyu knew what Lu Die'Er was thinking, he'd probably ask, were you really unwilling to eat it? Or just afraid of gaining weight and losing men's affection?

Many Long family disciples around them also looked astonished.

What's going on? That guy actually thinks my goddess's stuff is dirty, is this situation too unbelievable? Hey, if you think it's dirty, let me have the braised pork. I won't mind, and I'll enjoy it.

"What's your name!" Lu Die'Er angrily asked, still unaware of Xiao Tianyu's name.

"Didn't I tell you before? I'm the Medical God!"

"Screw you!" Lu Die'Er glared at Xiao Tianyu. Could he get any more pretentious? Medical God, my foot.

But Xiao Tianyu ignored her, continuing to eat as if completely unaware of Lu Die'Er's annoyed look.

"..." Somehow, Lu Die'Er suddenly felt speechless, her beautiful eyes staring blankly at Xiao Tianyu. What kind of whack-job man is this? The king of pretentiousness and shamelessness—do I need to bring an Oscar trophy for him?