novelraw Chapter 706 707: A Deadly Joke
Chapter 706 707: A Deadly Joke
Whew~
Seeing this scene, many people gasped, is this the legendary Iron Head Invincible? Just relying on a head, who can rival him in the same realm?
Iron Head dusted off his head and showed off to Xiao Tianyu with an arrogant posture: "See, this is the so-called Iron Head Invincible. I'll let you have three moves, if you can break through my iron head defense and make my head bleed, I'll count it as your win!"
"Can he... really win?" Lu Die'Er looked at the shattered stone on the ground, feeling uneasy in her heart, so she glanced at Xiao Tianyu and advised: "I think just let it go, a wise man knows when to retreat. That guy's head is clearly harder than stone, it's definitely not made of tofu!"
"Hmm!" Xiao Tianyu nodded.
"Then just forget about it..."
Before Lu Die'Er could finish her sentence, Xiao Tianyu said, "It's not even as good as tofu!"
Poof~
Hearing this, Lu Die'Er spat out old blood, looking at Xiao Tianyu with a bewildered face. What did this guy just say, not even as good as tofu? If it's not even as good as tofu, how did those stones get smashed?
This guy, before speaking, could you at least draft a few plans?
On the stage, Iron Head stared at Xiao Tianyu and snorted coldly: "You say my Iron Head Invincible isn't even as good as tofu?"
"Exactly!"
"Then I must see how you break my Iron Head Skill!"
"Are you sure you want to give me three moves?"
"Of course!"
"No regrets?"
"If I regret it, I'll take your surname!" Iron Head rubbed his head.
Someone in the crowd thought to themselves, seeing Iron Head's annoying appearance, how can you endure this, someone, just go up and hit him with a brick. Chances to hit someone who doesn't fight back are rare.
Then, under the eyes of many, they saw Xiao Tianyu step onto the martial arts arena.
At this time, Long Ao gave Iron Head a look, as if to say, if there's a chance, take him out for me.
Iron Head nodded slightly, actually, Xiao Tianyu saw all of this, he just didn't say anything, there's no way around it, if someone seeks their own death, he must oblige, right?
Soon, Xiao Tianyu, with light steps, came in front of Iron Head, touched Iron Head's bald head, and said seriously: "You're just over thirty, right?"
"So what!"
"You still have a bright future, why be so narrow-minded!" Xiao Tianyu showed a look of concern for him.
"..." Iron Head was quite speechless, narrow-minded? Don't joke, you'll know who's being narrow-minded later, hum... I'm Iron Head Invincible, who can break my defense?
Thus, Iron Head said: "Come on!"
"Long Ling'Er!" Xiao Tianyu looked towards Long Ling'Er.
"What?"
"Go get me a piece of tofu!"
"..." Hearing this, Long Ling'Er was speechless: "Why do you need tofu?"
"Tofu's lethality is a bit lighter!"
Poof~
As soon as this was said, a large number of people below collapsed, this... what does this guy mean, using tofu to hit Iron Head's head? Isn't that too childish? Someone, just use a rock, tofu is useless.
Does he really think tofu can make Iron Head's head blossom? This guy really comes up with things? Someone gives you three moves, you don't need to waste such a great opportunity, right?
"You can use a stone, a big hammer will do too!" Iron Head said seriously, this damn guy really looks down on my Iron Head, actually saying use tofu, really thinks my head is inferior to tofu, hum~ After three moves, let me show you the prowess of my Iron Head.
Xiao Tianyu touched Iron Head's head and said: "You really want to use a stone?"
"Hmm!"
"I faint at the sight of blood!" Xiao Tianyu said.
Bam~
Bam~
Hearing this, people below collapsed in large numbers, this... what did this guy say, he faints at the sight of blood, we just want to ask, if you faint at the sight of blood, how did you slay Long Jie? Does it have to be so amusing?
"As I said, if I bleed, I lose!" Iron Head snorted coldly, let you be complacent for a while, and then show you a good time.
"In that case, don't blame me!" Suddenly, Xiao Tianyu's gaze became sharp, and with a stretch of his right hand, a large stone rose into the air and was directly absorbed into his hand.
Xiao Tianyu said: "Stretch your neck a little bit!"
"Why!"
"I'm afraid I'll smash your head into your stomach!"
I endure.
Iron Head thought to himself, so he stretched his neck: "Is this enough?"
"Good, don't move, just like this!" Xiao Tianyu touched the opponent's head again, then raised a hand and swung a stone horizontally, feeling the force of the wind coming, Iron Head gathered all his momentum, just waiting to send Xiao Tianyu flying.
Bang~
Crack~
The next second, the stone in Xiao Tianyu's hand finally landed on Iron Head's head, and instantly a scream echoed as blood splattered everywhere, followed by Iron Head's entire body flying out, crashing five meters away, holding his head and rolling around there.
"Ah... my head, my head is broken, quickly call 120 for me!" A series of screams echoed, leaving everyone present dumbfounded, is... is Iron Head Invincible's head really broken?
It shouldn't be fake, look at that blood, it's practically like a flood.
Whoa, wasn't Iron Head Invincible very powerful? How did he suddenly become so easy to beat? Is it possible Iron Head Invincible is deliberately yielding to that guy?
Gulp~
Then everyone gulped, all dumbfounded.
Even Long Ling'Er, Long Ao, and others were stunned for a moment, clearly quite surprised, did this guy really smash Iron Head's head open with a stone?
And Xiao Tianyu holding the bloody stone in his hand, said: "I told you to use tofu, but insisted on using a stone, serves him right!"
Bam~
Hearing Xiao Tianyu's words, a large group of people below collapsed, this guy is gloating, absolutely gloating, but then again, did Iron Head forget to focus his energy just now, so he got smashed away by this guy with one stone?
At this time, Iron Head was still holding his head and rolling on the ground: "Hurry up and call 120 for me, I'm... I'm damn done!"
"You're done already?" At this moment, Xiao Tianyu's face no longer had any jokes, he said coldly: "You gave me three moves, now there are two moves left!
With that, Xiao Tianyu's figure flashed and arrived in front of Iron Head.
In the world, how many dare to make fun of Xiao Tianyu? And saying something about giving him three moves? Would Xiao Tianyu let him go?
What?
This... this guy is still going to fight?
If there are two more moves, damn, don't call an ambulance, just call the funeral home.
At this moment, Iron Head was dumbfounded, he looked at Xiao Tianyu: "You... what do you want to do?"
"I said, there are two moves left!" Xiao Tianyu's voice was cold.
"No... no... boss, I... I was just kidding, please don't take it to heart!" Iron Head completely surrendered, one stone made him unbearable, if there are two more, would he still live?
No, absolutely not.
"Joking?" Xiao Tianyu said coolly: "But, I'm serious!"