Chapter 1106 - 1007: Dining Without Paying
Chapter 1106 - 1007: Dining Without Paying
Smack~
Before Yao Mei'Er's slender jade hand could touch the hem of Xiao Tianyu's clothes, a crisp slap rang out. The next second, Yao Mei'Er staggered and fell to the ground, a clear five-fingered Hand Seal branded on that flawless, perfect face.
Stunned.
Yao Mei'Er was instantly thrown into utter bewilderment. She got humiliated by this stinky man again?
And she, Yao Mei'Er, was at least a ranked prodigy on the Heaven's Pride list. Even if she was only at the thirty-sixth place, at the tail end, she was still on the list. Yet she just inexplicably took a slap from Xiao Tianyu?
At this moment, everyone around was also completely dumbfounded.
"Damn, is that guy some kind of flower-smashing little tyrant? He actually has the heart to lay hands on such a beautiful face? Nima, ever heard of cherishing fragrant jade?"
"Sigh, such a good cabbage, why not go root it, instead of hitting it!"
"..."
Many people表示 they just couldn't understand. Aren't good cabbages supposed to be rooted?
"You dare hit me?" A venomous glint flashed in Yao Mei'Er's beautiful eyes.
"If you dare bother me again, believe it or not, I'll kill you." The cold voice came from Xiao Tianyu's mouth, icy to the bone, making Yao Mei'Er's delicate body tremble as she froze on the spot. It was as if just that voice could make her feel chilled to the core.
She was scared stiff by that one sentence from Xiao Tianyu.
That Xiao Tianyu was definitely not joking with her.
...
Inside the supreme private room, Qiao Ling'Er was on edge, pacing back and forth in the living room.
"It's been so long and he's still not back. That guy wouldn't really take the chance to run, right? If he runs, what am I supposed to do?" Qiao Ling'Er kept muttering under her breath. She regretted it so much; had she known, she should've gone to the men's restroom with Xiao Tianyu.
"Bastard, if you don't come back, I will definitely not let you off!"
"Not let who off?" A flat voice came from outside the door. Qiao Ling'Er's beautiful eyes snapped over; she saw Xiao Tianyu standing at the door, smiling as he looked at her. Qiao Ling'Er pouted coquettishly, "Of course I won't let you off!"
"What did I ever do to you?"
"Who told you to take that long just to go to the bathroom?"
"..." Xiao Tianyu was speechless. This… that's your reason for not letting me off?
But Xiao Tianyu didn't really care. He just threw an arm around Qiao Ling'Er's neck and walked back into the room.
"Easy, you trying to murder your own sister or what!"
"Recognized one."
"Recognized or blood, I'm still your sister. Let go…"
"Eh? It's been so long, why isn't the food here yet!" Xiao Tianyu deliberately changed the subject. "Their work efficiency is kinda trash, huh!"
"..." Qiao Ling'Er looked at Xiao Tianyu speechlessly. You, this jerk, ordered so many dishes in one go, and they're all rare delicacies from the mountains and seas. Of course they need time to cook them carefully, how could it be that fast?
Before long, one exquisite dish after another was brought to the table. The entire room was soon filled with a rich fragrance, making Qiao Ling'Er's appetite explode. She had never even seen these dishes in her entire life.
Even if it was a dine-and-dash, she'd accept it.
So Qiao Ling'Er ate while asking, "What's this dish?"
"Crispy Duck Pockets!"
"And this?"
"Buddha Jumps Over the Wall!"
"What a name!" Qiao Ling'Er picked up a chopstick-full. "No wonder even Buddha wants to jump over the wall, it really is delicious!"
Right now Qiao Ling'Er's eating manners—if they could be called manners—were as ugly as they could get, like she hadn't eaten in hundreds of years.
As for Xiao Tianyu, sitting opposite her, he didn't even pick up his chopsticks; he just watched Qiao Ling'Er eat.
So Qiao Ling'Er, with her mouth stuffed, mumbled unclearly, "Why aren't you eating!"
"I'm sick of it." Xiao Tianyu said seriously.
Sick of it?
This… this guy, could he be any more pretentious? Sick of it, seriously? Does he think he comes here every day or what? Clearly he's just putting on airs and pretending to be all gentlemanly.
But Qiao Ling'Er couldn't care less. After all, dishes like these, you might not get to eat them a few times in your whole life.
She kept asking, "What about this dish!"
"Abalone!"
"And this!"
"King crab!"
"This one?"
"Lotus seed soup!"
By the time she asked about a dish, it was basically wiped clean by Qiao Ling'Er.
"This one!"
"Sulfur soap used to disinfect before a meal."
Pfft~
Hearing that, Qiao Ling'Er suddenly sprayed everything out, glaring at Xiao Tianyu. "You… why didn't you say so earlier!"
He just had to wait until she'd taken two bites to say it. He was definitely doing it on purpose.
But Xiao Tianyu just shrugged, showing an innocent look. "You never asked."
"You…" Qiao Ling'Er was at a loss for words. No, something was off. How did this guy know so much? So she asked, "How come you know everything?"
"I used to work here as a chef."
"Oh!" Qiao Ling'Er nodded, not thinking too much about it, and continued wolfing down her food.
Even though there were more than a dozen dishes on the table, under Qiao Ling'Er's wild onslaught, there was basically nothing left.
After wiping her mouth clean, she warned Xiao Tianyu, "You are not allowed to tell anyone about how this grandaunt ate today, got it? Otherwise, I'm not done with you!"
"Got it." Xiao Tianyu nodded.
"Go pay the bill."
"Pay the bill?" Xiao Tianyu gave Qiao Ling'Er a strange look. Eating at his own place, and she wanted him to pay?
Qiao Ling'Er gave him a weird look in return. "What are you staring at me like that for? Don't tell me you seriously don't have money?"
If he had no money, wouldn't that mean they really just pulled a dine-and-dash?
"Let's go." Xiao Tianyu stood up.
"W-wait a sec!"
"What?"
"You… you're really not paying and just walking out?"
"It's not like I ate any of it." Xiao Tianyu said with a grin, making Qiao Ling'Er almost collapse on the floor. "Y-you bastard, if you don't have money to pay, why'd you treat me to dinner!"
This time, she'd really lost face big time!
So Qiao Ling'Er said, "Even if you didn't eat, b-but the people from Tianyu International didn't see that!"
"There's surveillance over there."
Saying that, Xiao Tianyu just lifted his foot and walked off, leaving Qiao Ling'Er dumbfounded. So this guy not eating had a purpose!
Tap tap tap~
Qiao Ling'Er stomped after him in her leather boots. "Hey, big bro, stop right there!"
"What now!"
"I'm your sister, you can't screw me over like this!"
"Relax, no one's gonna ask you for the bill."
Really no one?
Qiao Ling'Er froze for a moment. Yeah right, who are you kidding?
Anyway, Qiao Ling'Er absolutely did not believe that you could dine-and-dash at Tianyu International and no one would come after you. After all, Tianyu International was no ordinary place. You could even say that those powerful Sects in the Eight Domains didn't dare mess lightly with Tianyu International.
Tianyu International was spread all over the Divine Realm; its industrial chain was way too huge.
A moment later, Xiao Tianyu and Qiao Ling'Er stepped out of Tianyu International's doors together, and indeed, no one had stopped them along the way. This left Qiao Ling'Er feeling depressed. You really could dine-and-dash at Tianyu International?
So Qiao Ling'Er looked at Xiao Tianyu oddly. "Hey, you really can dine-and-dash at Tianyu International?"
"Yeah." Xiao Tianyu nodded.
"..." Qiao Ling'Er was speechless. Running a business like this, are they sure they won't go bankrupt?
"Um, sir, miss, please wait a moment!" Just then, a voice came from inside Tianyu International, making Qiao Ling'Er's heart clench. It's over, they're here to collect the bill. Weren't we told we could dine-and-dash?
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