Witch, I Swear I’m Not a Deep Sea Ancient God!

Chapter 91: I’ll Handle the Hype, You Handle the Carnage



Chapter 91: I’ll Handle the Hype, You Handle the Carnage

Bang bang bang bang!

Bullets traced several horizontal lines through the air.

Little Crow casually shook her head and easily dodged:

“Terrible aim.”

Fortunately, Little Crow stretched out her hand and caught the stray bullets, blood splattering across her palm.

The bullets did not pierce through Little Crow’s defenses.

Her defense remained intact.

Chen Qi smiled wryly in helplessness.

He had never seen Little Crow, who usually slacked off, fight with full effort.

Little Crow’s profession was not Alchemist, nor Medic.She was a more powerful Cup Shadow profession, the Drug Experiment Subject.

The defining trait of this profession was the massive boost in her ability to absorb potions.

With the Drug Experiment Subject’s enhancement, she could consume ten times more potions than a normal third-tier supernatural, with effects multiplied many times over!

Therefore, Little Crow’s real combat style was to crazily overdose on potions and strengthen her body.

Unlike the Flower Witch, Little Crow specialized in monster potions.

Her hidden potions were forbidden elixirs capable of twisting flesh and spirit.

Simply put, Little Crow was essentially a berserker fueled by drugs.

But because of the severe side effects and her undercover identity,

Little Crow usually acted like an actor who slacked off while on duty.

For such a small salary, she had no desire to risk her life.

Chen Qi holstered his gun and, taking advantage of the recent explosion, had already run a lap around the Black Whisker area, now standing in a relatively safe spot.

Moreover, his plan was working perfectly.

He saw four Deepsea Water Spirits, like skilled thieves, swiftly absorb the instruments and microscope from the research boat into their bodies.

Among them was a glass tube containing black whale blood.

Although he didn’t know its exact purpose, it was definitely valuable enough to disturb Black Glove’s mind!

Little Crow reached out, wanting to stop the Deepsea Water Spirits.

However, the next moment, the Deepsea Water Spirits suddenly dived deep into the ocean and vanished without a trace.

The water in the Black Whisker area was very deep.

Chen Qi stepped on the Deepsea Water Spirits again and dashed towards the Flower Witch’s direction.

“!”

A small surprised flower blossomed above the Flower Witch’s head.

Even though Chen Qi was now wrapped in Black Whisker vines and wearing the Hunter’s Garb, the Flower Witch recognized him immediately.

“So you’re still alive!”

Faced with the sudden situation, Black Glove also turned his head sharply and shouted fiercely:

“Little Crow, what are you doing? Chase after them!”

Little Crow looked helplessly at the people walking on water.

Damn it, everyone can walk on water!

She couldn’t step on the water surface herself, so how could she chase them?

The Flower Witch suddenly raised her staff, condensing her maximum spiritual energy output at the tip.

Support!

Basic attack spell, full power!

Savage lightning struck through the water, creating a giant wave between Black Glove and Chen Qi.

“Trying to block me?” Black Glove muttered lowly, “I was really underestimated.”

He licked his lips:

“Flower Witch, I will humiliate your comrades right before your eyes.”

He charged straight into the Flower Witch’s spell, then flicked his fingers. Amid the slashing spiritual energy, a giant black serpent surged toward Chen Qi again.

“Charging at me head-on?”

Chen Qi pulled out his hunting pistol and aimed at the massive black serpent.

Bang!

A blue flame traced a giant line in the air.

A bullet soaked in Ghostfire Oil shot out and struck the black serpent’s eye.

Immediately after, he grabbed a Deepsea Water Spirit and hurled it at the serpent.

Fire in the hole!

The powerful water explosive bomb detonated, and the black serpent’s head exploded like a watermelon.

After continuous running, Chen Qi and the Flower Witch finally reunited.

The Flower Witch looked at Chen Qi, who was completely entangled by Black Whisker vines, monstrous in appearance.

She smiled slightly.

Still alive, alive and well.

She didn’t expect him to endure the torment of Black Whisker for so long.

It must have been very difficult; Black Whisker must have done terrible things to him.

Unfortunately, the current situation did not allow them to chat idly.

She picked up her staff and said to Chen Qi:

“Run quickly, Cook. These three are very strong. Leave the rest to me.”

A first-tier supernatural here would only be a burden to her.

“No, you run too. We can’t beat them.”

Chen Qi’s gaze turned cold, and he brushed the dust off himself.

At the same time, to prevent being recognized by Captain Blackeye and Little Crow, he changed his voice.

A manly clipped tone.

The Flower Witch was instantly drenched in cold water by her teammate:

“Huh? Me run too? And what’s with that voice?”

“Bubble voice.”

Chen Qi loaded bullets into his gun.

Recklessness only leads to death.

Three third-tier supernaturals.

Among them, Little Crow had a trump card, Black Glove mastered the complete shadow style.

And Captain Blackeye...

Though he had no strengths, he was tanky enough!

Even if the Flower Witch sacrificed her life using forbidden liberation spells, she could not defeat these three.

Blood continuously dripped from Black Glove’s body, staining the sea currents beneath his feet black. He laughed and said:

“Do you think you can run away, you two bugs!

You’re good for nothing. When we catch you, we’ll give you the greatest humiliation.”

On the Flower Witch’s fair skin, bright red blood flowers bloomed one after another.

She was furious. Chen Qi said coldly:

“Flower Witch, stay calm. This guy’s profession is a third-tier shadow aspect profession, Malicious Slanderer. Shadow is the embodiment of filth and malice.

He can absorb others’ malice directed at him and transform it into his own power. At the same time, attacks from those who harbor malice against him are greatly weakened.”

Shadow aspect represents the dark side of the world—humanity’s negative emotions condensed.

Professions with high negative emotions like prostitutes, bandits, thieves, and bullied individuals are all related to shadow aspect.

Malicious Slanderer is a typical masochistic profession.

The more hatred and malice others have toward him, the weaker their attacks become.

Simultaneously, he absorbs this malice, merges it with spiritual energy, stores it, and uses it to cast powerful shadow spells.

His profession task is to select a random lucky person daily to provoke malice toward himself.

This style is also known as keyboard warrior style, taunt style, or shadow style—a strong and disgusting third-tier profession.

As Chen Qi finished speaking, the other four fell into brief silence.

Especially the Flower Witch and Black Glove, both stunned!

“Really? Although his voice is greasy, what he said makes sense!”

The Flower Witch adjusted her breathing, indeed sensing a surge of wild malice.

Black Glove spat blood:

“Damn it, how do you know?”

Malicious Slanderer was a very rare shadow aspect profession, not even recorded in many libraries.

Ordinary people couldn’t possibly know it.

Chen Qi smiled:

“Read more books, read more newspapers, sleep more.”

This guy was no ordinary person... Black Glove gritted his teeth:

“Consider yourself knowledgeable, but even so, you still can’t escape my palm.”

Black Glove’s fingertips condensed black little snakes again. He said to Captain Blackeye:

“Captain Blackeye, you useless piece of trash, you go first!”

Chen Qi was currently only a first-tier supernatural. To assist the Flower Witch, he had to prove his worth.

In the supernatural world with strict hierarchy, few low-tier supernaturals dared to command high-tier ones.

Many high-tier supernaturals were extremely arrogant.

At first, you humbly seek advice and ask everyone to point out your mistakes.

The next day, what status do you have to point out my problems?

Fortunately, the Flower Witch was still humble.

After Chen Qi’s speech, she should be willing to listen to him.

Then, Chen Qi opened his Backpack Card and continued:

“Flower Witch, put away your killing intent. Keep a peaceful mind, like smashing a roadside stone.”

Malice never ends.

Unless you’re an emotionless killing machine, you cannot avoid feeling malice when fighting a Malicious Slanderer.

Calm your mind and treat him like a stone. Though you can’t completely ignore Black Glove’s abilities, it’s enough.

“Mm.”

The Flower Witch obediently nodded.

Her teacher had taught her since childhood, “Among three people, one is always your teacher.”

She suspected Chen Qi was probably a formal member of the intelligence organization The Press.

She exhaled deeply, the blood flowers on her fair skin falling to the sea surface with the wind.

She raised her head and looked at Black Glove as if he were a roadside stone:

“It can work…”

Treated like a stone? Can’t you treat me like dog crap instead? Black Glove felt insulted but didn’t feel that intense malice.

Just like countless childhood training sessions.

She held the staff with both hands, condensing powerful energy once again at the tip.

Basic attack spell, full power version, released at the stone!


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