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Chapter 78: Seductive Woman and Simp



Chapter 78: Seductive Woman and Simp

After saying goodbye to Hua Qing, Ding Heng rushed back to school.

In the first class of the afternoon, he rushed into the classroom as the bell rang and sat down next to his three roommates.

Liu Chiwang leaned closer, a sly grin on his face, "Old Ding, how late did you fight yesterday? We didn't see anyone even in broad daylight. Let me tell you, the teacher took attendance today."

Ding Heng sighed and didn't want to talk to him.

Suddenly my phone vibrated, so I took it out and looked at it.

【Sister Long is a dragon, not a milk】: Has she left the hotel?

[Ding Heng]: What, you're planning to ask me for the room fee? Your hotel costs several thousand a night, I can't afford that!

[Sister Long is a dragon, not a milk]: [Milk dragon sticking out tongue.jpg]

There was a few seconds of silence on the other end, then another message came through.

[Sister Long is a dragon, not a milk]: What happened last night...

Ding Heng stared at the string of ellipses and thought for a moment.

[Ding Heng]: What could have happened last night? It's normal to drink too much and cry in your brother's arms, isn't it?

[Sister Long is a dragon, not a milk]: Okay! Next time you feel wronged, Sister Long will let you cry in her arms.

Ding Heng hesitated for a moment, then asked a different question.

[Ding Heng]: Long He, don't you want to be a star anymore?

Yesterday, Longhe cried, but she didn't complain at all. Even when Ding Heng tried to subtly inquire, she avoided the topic.

Seeing how wronged she looked, Ding Heng, as her brother, also felt bad.

[Sister Long is a dragon, not a milk]: Isn't being a celebrity great? Being waited on hand and foot is better than working in a factory.

[Sister Long is a dragon, not a milk]: [Milk Dragon Raises Eyebrow.jpg]

[Sister Long is a dragon, not a milk]: Besides, what can I do if I'm not a celebrity? I have no education, no skills, and my mom said she will never let me lie down.

[Ding Heng]: If all else fails, I'll take care of you, brother!

This time, Long He fell completely silent.

Ding Heng's phone didn't vibrate again until almost the end of get out of class.

[Sister Long is a dragon, not a milk]: I'm about to board the plane, I'm not going to say anything more.

Ding Heng didn't ask any further questions and silently put away his phone.

In the evening, as usual, he had dinner with Wenjing, took a walk, and then returned to his dormitory.

Liu Chiwang was playing video games, while Chen Mo was watching a drama.

Only Qian Pu's eyes lit up when Ding Heng entered, and he immediately came over.

"Old Ding! Old Ding!"

He grinned broadly: "Want to play Overwatch?"

Ding Heng shook his head: "Not really."

"Come on, come on!"

Qian Pu pestered him, "We're one short, just help out your brother and fill in for him!"

"Alright."

Since Ding Heng had nothing better to do, he turned on his computer, logged into Overwatch, and entered Qian Pu's team voice chat. Noisy sounds filled his headphones.

"Oh my, Pu Pu, you finally brought someone! We've been waiting forever!"

A girl spoke in a sweet, cloying voice.

Then another male voice rang out, sounding a bit impatient: "What kind of position did you bring in? Don't let him be another slacker."

Finally, a familiar voice came through, alluring and seductive, with a slightly languid tone.

"Hello, welcome to the new handsome guy!"

Lin Man!?

Qian Pu quickly tried to smooth things over: "My roommate plays center, he can fill in for that role without any problem!"

Ding Heng remained silent, quietly selecting 76 to familiarize himself with its feel.

At the start of the game, Ding Heng clearly felt out of practice, his actions were clumsy and stiff, and his only role throughout the game was to heal others by inserting sticks.

"Tsk."

The male voice rang out again, his sneer undisguised: "This is Bronze 76, isn't it?"

Ding Heng frowned slightly but remained silent.

Lin Man immediately chimed in, "Oh dear, they just arrived, their hands are cold, don't be so harsh!"

She played as Wuzi herself, and her positioning was ridiculously aggressive. She liked to push forward all the time, and almost got herself killed several times.

Ding Heng saw this but remained silent.

The guy playing Genji followed her around the whole time, constantly shouting, "Xiaoman, stay with me!" "Xiaoman, I'll block your hooks!" "Xiaoman, our double ultimates are invincible!"

They were so attentive they practically had the word "simp" etched on their faces.

This game was a bumpy one. Ding Heng's 76 stats were indeed not good, with 2 kills and 5 deaths, and his damage output was the lowest.

At the start of the second game, Genji's tone carried a hint of condescending "goodwill."

"Bro, why don't you switch to an Angel? The DPS role is under a lot of pressure."

Lin Man immediately chimed in, "Oh, don't say that about me~ I've already done a great job filling in!"

But those words sound like they're stirring up trouble.

Genji got excited: "I'm telling the truth, this Soldier: 76's aim is terrible. He can't even hit Tracer when she cuts through the backline. If it weren't for my quick protection, Xiaoman, you would have been gone long ago."

Lin Man immediately smiled sweetly, "Okay, okay, it's alright, let's start the game~"

Genji, feeling smug, continued to offer his advice over the voice chat: "Brother, take my advice. There's a skill ceiling for carrying in this game. You need to learn more about positioning and skill rotations, otherwise, you'll have a hard time playing in high-elo games like ours..."

Ding Heng felt annoyed, so he switched to McCree, stretched his wrists, and activated True Sight.

The movement trajectories, skill animations, blind spots, and even the predictions of upcoming ultimate moves of all the opponents were transformed into clearly visible data streams, unfolding on his retina.

The enemy Tracer had just shown her face and was trying to flank the backline when he took her out with a headshot.

The enemy Angel used her ultimate to save the day, but Ding Heng immediately circled around and took her down with three shots.

Death descended from the sky with its ultimate attack, but Ding Heng anticipated this and turned around in advance, stunning the opponent before it landed and melting it with a burst of bullets.

The continuous barrage of kill notifications on the screen completely silenced the voice chat channel.

Genji paused for a few seconds, then his tone changed abruptly: "Holy crap? Dude, even if you're bad at the game, don't use cheats..."

Lin Man suddenly screamed, "Wow!! So handsome!!! Yuan Shen, didn't you just say he was bad? How is he bad at all~"

Genji choked, and after a long pause, he managed to say, "There's definitely something wrong with him. We don't want him to get banned because of this."

Lin Man completely ignored him and started showering Ding Heng with praise in the voice chat: "That shot was so accurate! Handsome, what rank are you? Were you showing off just now?"

Ding Heng ignored her and continued operating the machine.

Lin Man continued to provoke him: "Yuan Shen, you didn't seem to perform very well with Genji this game. Were you out of form?"

Genji: "..."

After the game ended, a private chat notification suddenly popped up in the lower right corner of the screen.

[Linhu Guide] requests to add you as a friend.

Ding Heng clicked "accept," and the next second, Lin Man's private chat window popped up.

[Lin Hu Leads the Way]: Handsome guy, come to KOOK, this channel xxxxx.

[Lin Hu Leads the Way]: Let's talk amongst ourselves and ignore them~

Ding Heng raised an eyebrow, understanding dawning on his mind.

This sycophant is most likely someone Lin Man deliberately brought in today to be cannon fodder.

After such a series of punches, most ordinary guys would be ecstatic to be treated so specially by a beauty like Lin Man.

Ding Heng smiled and clicked into the KOOK channel, where only Lin Man was present.

Lin Man selected her misty weapon and praised sweetly, "Handsome guy, I didn't expect you to be so good at Overwatch."

Ding Heng calmly replied, "It's alright..."

"Do you usually go out a lot? Can you take me with you more often?"

"Let's talk about it when we have time."

"Handsome guy, you're so aloof..."

The two chatted idly for a while, when suddenly Lin Man changed the subject.

"Last night, handsome, did you go out for duo queue with Senior Hua Qing?"

How did you know?

"I've already inquired about it."

Lin Man said slyly, "Senior wasn't in the apartment yesterday."

Ding Heng, controlling his character, inserted a healing item: "So, you've been asking about me too?"

Lin Manqian chuckled but didn't say anything.

Ding Heng turned his head and looked at Qian Pu, who was not far away.

The guy was chatting enthusiastically with another girl on the voice chat, his face beaming with joy, his mouth practically stretched to his ears.

There's a ghost in the house!

Ding Heng withdrew his gaze: "Did you have Qian Pufei pull me in?"

"I don't need to do anything."

Lin Man said dismissively, "Look at my friend, he's completely smitten just by calling me 'junior' a couple of times."

Ding Heng was speechless: "What exactly do you want?"

Lin Man suddenly lowered her voice, as if whispering in Ding Heng's ear: "Last night you and your senior played duo matches, did you take any cool or exciting photos or videos?

"Yes, I have."

"Can I take a look?"

Lin Man's tone suddenly turned sweet.

"Okay."

Ding Heng readily agreed, and a "mua" sound immediately came through the earphone.

He picked up his phone, selected two photos from his album, and sent them to Lin Man.

A few seconds later, Lin Man's question came through the earpiece: "Why is it this kind of photo?!"

Ding Heng said innocently, "Don't you think my senior looks beautiful when she smiles? Besides, I took this photo secretly, isn't that exciting?"

Then, Ding Heng heard a very soft curse.

"You damn simp, you're disgusting!"

In the game, Lin Man's mist simply stayed in place and went AFK.

A moment later, the girl named Momo also left.

A bewildered shout came from the voice channel.

"Huh? Huh? Why did everyone quit? Are we still going to play this game?"

No one responded...


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