Who said he was a bad guy? !

Chapter 18 16 [Star]

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Where is this Nima? !

I opened my eyes and looked at the unfamiliar ceiling full of flowers, feeling that the whole person was not very well.When I lowered my head again, I saw that my clothes were still on my body, and I was not tied by a rope. On the contrary, I was still covered with a quilt... I felt even worse.

I seem to have seen the scene where I was sold into the mountains as a wife.

"Son, are you awake?"

An old lady appeared out of nowhere, dressed in black, like a black widow, with age spots all over her face, like a banana that has been stored for a long time, tall and mighty, she must be the world champion of women's weightlifting in modern times.

Hey, isn't this the strong old lady from the clinic this afternoon?

The old lady Zhuang looked at me kindly, but she still scared me enough.

"I haven't seen you for so many years. You really have grown up. I almost didn't recognize you. Hey, it's a good thing that the heavens favored our Ming family, and you are back again..."

She wiped her tears while talking, just like a Qiong Yao opera actress.

I thought to myself that this old lady is crazy, and I don't know her!

So I interrupted her and asked an important question: "Who are you?"

She was taken aback for a moment, and then burst into tears: "My child, I... I am your grandma!"

I almost blurted out "what is grandma?" Then I realized that although I have no father or mother, let alone grandma, I still have feelings for this name. In the dialect system of my hometown, the word "grandma" It is not only used as a title, but when it appears in daily communication, it also has the meaning of rebuttal and challenge, just like "bullshit" and "you dare", when you say it with gritted teeth and eyes, the effect is the best.

I gritted my teeth and stared, "Grandma!!!"

The strong old lady screamed and was about to rush over to hug me.

At this time, someone pushed the door and came in.

The old lady Zhuang didn't even look back, she wiped her tears and greeted the visitor: "Mingyue, come quickly, your sister is awake!" Then she said to me, "Come on, see your brother."

After I saw who that person was, I was completely sure that the old lady was insane.

Isn't this the beauty who fell in love with Nie Feng at first sight?How did you become a brother?

A beautiful woman named Mingyue came over, sat by my bed, smiled at me and said, "Sister, you're awake."

I'm about to cry, what's wrong with this grandparent and grandson, they just grab one from outside and bring them home to recognize their sister? !

I said: "Beauty, your old lady has mistaken someone, I'm not your sister!"

Before the beauty could speak, the old lady got anxious and shouted: "Nonsense, how is it possible!" Then she pulled my arm, rolled up the sleeves, pointed to a scar on my arm, and said, "This is your scar." I burned it with a red-hot hairpin when I was a child! There is absolutely no way to go wrong!"

Mingyue nodded, took out a hairpin, and compared it with my scar, the pattern on it was exactly the same.

wipe!When I first wore it, I wondered why there were patterns on the scars!It made me think that the original owner of this body was a little concubine, so it's okay to burn myself for fun!I didn't expect it to be like this, what a perverted family!

But I still can't accept that a psycho who doesn't distinguish between men and women is my grandma.

I asked Mingyue: "Beauty, is your grandma gender-neutral?"

Mingyue looked at me pitifully, shook her head, and said, "I'm really your brother."

After that, she pointed to her Adam's apple.

I was shocked! ! !

Brother Mingyue patiently explained: "Usually I use my internal strength to put it away, and the voice is the same. It's so uncomfortable to speak with a choked throat."

In an instant, I was stricken by Lei's exterior and tenderness, this is the legendary internal strength!So awesome!Then let a few martial arts masters go to Thailand, and the ladyboys will be laid off from their jobs!

But I still can't accept it.

Weightlifting champion Qiong Yao's grandma.

The beautiful ladyboy brother.

These two relatives who suddenly appeared really tested my ability to accept.

The old lady over there started blah blah again: "My child, I felt familiar when I saw you this afternoon, and I have been afraid to recognize you, but why don't you know grandma anymore? I saw you at the gate of the city lord's mansion just now, so I brought you I'm home……"

I rushed forward and grabbed the old lady by the collar: "You old bastard, I'm ashamed of your [-]th generation ancestors. If you don't come early or late, you really know how to pick your time. I'll see that bastard Duanlang soon." You know what ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!"

Mingyue also jumped up to stop me, exclaiming: "Sister, sister! Don't do this to grandma!"

"Grandma shit, get out! You fucking know how hard it took me to get here! I finally found him and let you fuck me up!!!"

The old lady was also unambiguous, and gently pushed forward with her strong arms, and Mingyue and I fell to the ground with a "bang".

The old lady gathered her clothes and got up, and said to Mingyue: "Mingyue, Xingxing is emotionally unstable now, you can accompany her."

Mingyue quickly pushed me away from him, and replied, "Yes, grandma."

The old lady went out humming a little tune.

I looked at Mingyue faintly and asked, "What did the dead old lady call me just now?"

"The stars..."

"Damn, you're an orangutan! Your whole family is an orangutan!"

Brother Mingyue came over, touched my forehead tenderly, and said distressedly: "Sister, what's wrong with you? You even forgot your baby name?"

"what?!"

"Yeah, your big name is Xing Xing, your nickname is Xing Xing..."

"$%%$^&%^*&#@##$..."

……

The situation is roughly like this. When "I" was eight years old, I went out to play with my family and got lost. They put up missing person notices all over the city but couldn't find me. Unexpectedly, ten years later, I came back by myself.

Come back ass!I want to run away!

...but has been thrown back more than once by Kong Wu's powerful old lady.

Day by day passed, and on the third day I knocked on Brother Mingyue’s door, asking him to teach me martial arts, Brother Mingyue readily agreed, and asked me to go to the yard to do three-hour Ma Buxian...

After 15 minutes, I collapsed with a sore waist and weak legs.

I remembered that a long time ago, Duanlang once wanted to teach me martial arts, but I rejected him because he was "too tired to step on the horse". , That idiot was secretly relieved and gave up the unreliable idea of ​​teaching me martial arts.

Thinking of this, I straightened up and sat up.Damn no, I have to practice a few tricks, kill the old lady Zhuang, escape to find that bastard, and teach him a lesson!

As soon as I stood up, my legs went limp, and I fell like a dog eating shit.

Brother Mingyue suggested: "How about I teach you something simple?"

"No zama step?"

"No, it's very simple. When you are caught by the enemy, you can use it to escape."

"Fuck! Teach me, teach me!!!"

What he taught me was very similar to modern female self-defense, basically poking eyes, kicking penis and sweeping legs.It took me two days to learn these three tricks. Brother Mingyue was very satisfied and praised me for my high understanding.

But when I was caught and thrown back by the strong old lady again, I felt really stupid.

The old lady called Brother Mingyue and cursed at both of us.

"Mingyue! Look at what you taught your sister? She actually used the three tricks I taught you back then on me, and still wants to run away from home?!"

Brother Mingyue looked at me in surprise: "Did you use those three tricks to deal with grandma?!"

I nodded aggrievedly.

"Oh my god!" Brother Mingyue poked his finger over, "Idiot, don't you think that the second trick will work for grandma?!"

I made an even more aggrieved excuse: "Who made your grandma so strong, I even forgot that she is a woman and doesn't have a penis."

"Enough!" the old lady Zhuang yelled, pointing to a shit-yellow sword hanging on the wall, "Mingyue! Tell your sister about our Ming family and her mission!"

The old lady swung her muscular arms, closed the door, and the wall almost fell off.

Brother Mingyue made a bitter face, and picked up the shit-yellow sword.

I was taken aback, wouldn't you want to chop me up?I hurriedly shouted: "Brother! Calm down, my mission is not to be cut into a sashimi by shit...is this sword?!"

Brother Mingyue looked at me contemptuously, held up the shit sword, and said slowly: "This sword is called the Wushuang Yin Sword, and there is also a Wushuang Yang sword, which is in the Dugu City Lord's house. Our Ming family has been shouldering the responsibility of guarding Wushuang City for generations. When the crisis comes, the members of the Ming family and the Dugu family need to join forces and use a pair of unparalleled swords to perform the extremely powerful trick 'Love in the Allure'."

"Hahahahaha! Love in Allure, is it jelly hahaha I only know about Crystal Love hahaha!" I'm sorry I couldn't hold back.

Brother Mingyue gave me a white look: "Don't laugh, your mission is to marry the son of the city lord, and practice 'Love in the Allure' with him."

"Hahahahaha... huh?!"

Isn't Dugu Pharaoh's son the one with the acne? !

I snatched the sword from Brother Mingyue's hand in horror and threw it aside: "Brother, are you kidding me?!"

He shook his head and covered his face in pain: "This is what grandma said. Originally... if you didn't come back, I would marry you, so I was raised as a girl for 19 years."

I go!The dead old lady is too open!

Wait, no, why should I marry that bastard!

Brother Mingyue said again: "Maybe in a few days, the city lord will send someone to propose marriage, because Xiongba's third disciple... Nie Feng, came to Wushuang City, and he must want to do Wushuang City a disadvantage."

I quickly grabbed his shoulder and kept shaking: "No, brother! You are my own brother! I can't marry that pimple! Thinking about it makes me sick!"

But Brother Mingyue and I have different concerns. He ignored my growl and asked, "Speaking of...you and Nie Feng came together. You two...are you familiar?"

His cheeks were slightly flushed, he lowered his head, his eyelashes fluttered, and he looked like a young girl who had just begun to love... a boy.

I thought about it and replied, "It's pretty familiar."

Brother Mingyue looked up at me cautiously, and asked again: "What's the relationship between you two...?"

I thought about it again, and replied: "He is my boss in name...uh, master, but in reality, he should barely be considered a friend!"

Isn't it?He and Duanlang are friends, and I am also friends with Duanlang. So, Nie Feng and I should also be friends.

"Then...he came to Wushuang City, did he really follow Xiongba's order, to harm Wushuang City?"

"How would I know!" I curled my lips, then reacted, and said frantically, "No! Brother! Help me figure out a way! I don't want to marry that pimple!!!"

Brother Mingyue hugged me into his arms, choked with sobs and said, "I don't want you to marry that idiot either, sister..."

"...Damn it!"

"No, it was my grandma who forced me..."

"..."

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