novelraw Chapter 332 Audience: I never expected that his chapters would be so outrageous
Chapter 332 Audience: I never expected that his chapters would be so outrageous
Chapter 332 Audience: I never expected his answer to be so outrageous
ps: Wipe, I found out that the chapter number was wrong after sending it out, but the content is correct
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The person who exposed the news that Ren Ming and the sign language teacher were on the same stage was the audience who participated in the live recording of "Tea Talk".
the previous afternoon.
"Tea Talk" began recording.
This program, which was launched 22 years ago and was brilliant in the past, could not withstand the impact of time and the Internet age after all.
Now the ratings of "Tea Talk" are declining, hovering around 0.6% all the year round, and the last time it broke 1% ratings was the last time.
If it is not relying on the platform of CCTV, it may have to be cut in half.
In the past few months, there have been rumors that if the ratings of "Tea Talk" do not improve, it is very likely that the show will be cut.
Inviting Ren Ming, who is now in the limelight, to be a guest, can be said to be the last effort made by the program team.
CCTV Variety Channel.
On the stage of the studio, beside a one-meter-square table, sat Zhao Lujie, the host of "Tea Talk", and Ren Ming, the guest, facing the camera, leaning on the sofa in the most relaxed posture.
And right in front of the stage, the [-]-seat auditorium was packed.
In the past, only a few spectators were willing to come to watch the scene, and sometimes they were even dissatisfied. But three days ago, just after the news was released, all [-] tickets were quickly sold out. Needless to say, these people rushed to any Ming came.
Turning over an upside-down purple clay tea bowl, Zhao Lujie picked up the purple clay teapot next to it.
In the next second, hot and clear tea soup flowed out from the spout, and after filling a cup, he handed it to Ren Ming.
"Thank you." Ren Ming took it with both hands and thanked him.
Under the spotlight, melodious music floated in the steam rising from the tea bowl, and the host and guests drank tea and chatted freely.
If two friends meet, this scene may be very beautiful, but on the show, it is a bit boring.
"Ren Ming, we all know that you are now the host of "Focus". What is the most memorable moment during your hosting?"
Zhao Lujie posed another well-behaved question.
Looking at a yawning audience member in the audience, Ren Ming finally understood why no one watched this show.
Because these questions are so trite.
Of course, not only "Tea Talk", these questions are also used in many talk shows today. Whether the program is good or not depends entirely on the answers of the guests.
It just so happened that Ren Ming was quite good at creating program effects.
"If you want to talk about the most memorable moment, it may be the moment when the director cuts the camera to the commercial every time before getting off work."
Zhao Lujie smiled and said, "Are you so eager to get off work?"
"Of course not." Ren Ming shook his head and said, "Because every time I get off work, I have to walk out of the studio as quickly as possible. If I delay, the sign language teacher next door will come over with a brick."
"Hahaha!"
The audience laughed.
Originally, everyone thought that his most memorable moment might be the first live broadcast, or the only time he spoke.
However, he never expected that his answer would be like this... annoyed.
It turns out that you are also afraid of the sign language teacher's bricks, so you were so skinny when you broadcast, haha!
Zhao Lujie also laughed loudly: "Ren Ming, is it really okay for us to be such a black sign language teacher?"
Ren Ming said with a smile: "Just kidding, the sign language teacher is very gentle, they won't come over with bricks, but I've been practicing sprinting recently."
Zhao Lujie: "Why do you practice sprinting?"
Ren Ming: "Hide the bricks."
"Didn't you say that the sign language teacher can't come here with a brick?"
Ren Ming nodded: "Yes, they usually stand where they are and throw them at me."
Zhao Lujie: "Hahaha."
The laughter in the auditorium didn't stop. The one who yawned just now laughed the loudest and didn't feel sleepy at all.
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Zhao Lujie stopped laughing and said: "No, I can't see you insulting our sign language teacher so much, so I decided to ask the sign language teacher to come over. There is true love in the world, and there is true love in the world. Can the sign language teacher appear on our program? Among them?"
Seeing him intentionally whetting people's appetites, Ren Ming didn't panic at all, "I've watched your show before, and basically no one will come to this part."
"Have you done your homework?" Zhao Lujie said, "Are you so sure that the sign language teacher won't come?"
Ren Ming: "Of course."
As soon as the words fell, there was a booing sound from the audience.
"ohhhhh!"
Zhao Lujie looked behind him with a smirk on his face.
Ren Ming calmly picked up the tea bowl in front of him, drank it in one gulp, then stood up gracefully, "Sorry, I drank too much water, go to the bathroom."
A voice came from behind, "Teacher Ren, why did you leave as soon as I came?"
Ren Ming turned around and said in surprise, "Teacher Shang, are you really here?"
Five points of surprise, three points of fear, two points of surprise, as if she was really frightened by her appearance.
Of course, this is all acting, he already knew that the sign language teacher would come to the scene.
But the audience didn't know, and they laughed even more happily when they saw him trying to escape by urinating.
Shang Wenwen smiled sweetly and did not answer him. She greeted the audience first, "Hi everyone, I am Teacher Ren's sign language partner."
Some viewers remembered her face. She was the lady who froze for a while when she was partnering with Ren Ming and translating "Retire".
Sitting down beside Ren Ming, Shang Wenwen explained: "I came here when I was invited by the program group."
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After a hiccup, the show is back on track.
Zhao Lujie asked Shang Wenwen, "When you and Ren Ming partnered for the first time, was there any unforgettable moment for you?"
Ren Ming was speechless.
Why is this problem again?
Hearing his question, Shang Wenwen said: "My first experience as a partner with Mr. Ren? That was really unforgettable throughout the whole process."
The audience all pricked up their ears, wanting to hear the victim's own account.
Zhao Lujie also became interested, "Why do you say that?"
Shang Wenwen: "Before the recording, I took the initiative to find Teacher Ren and asked him if he could speak slower during the broadcast. Because his speaking speed is really a big challenge for our sign language interpreters .”
"And I don't have a lot of work experience, so I feel very uncertain, and I'm afraid that I won't be able to keep up with his broadcast. Then Teacher Ren is very kind and gentle, and said to me with a smile: No."
The audience laughed again.
What is a high EQ answer? This is called a high EQ answer.
Ren Ming is really ruthless.
Hearing her accusation against herself, Ren Ming pretended to be confused and said: "No, did I really say that at the time?"
Shang Wenwen glanced at him resentfully, "You have."
Zhao Lujie jumped out again: "This is the beginning, but when the recording was in progress, what was the most memorable moment for you?"
Ren Ming: "..."
You just fucked with the unforgettable moment, right? No more questions?
Shang Wenwen: "Of course there were during the recording."
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(End of this chapter)