novelraw Chapter 483 - 393: You Even Want the School Doctor to Smell Your Fart?
Chapter 483 - 393: You Even Want the School Doctor to Smell Your Fart?
"Okay, okay, since you’re working so hard, I’ll follow you."
"Kids these days, their worldview is all skewed, everyone wants to be an internet celebrity..."
"Worldview? Let me ask you, if you had a chance to become an internet celebrity and earn a lot of money, would you do it?"
"I would! It’s way better than my current three thousand a month..."
"So it’s not that the kids’ worldview is off, it’s that this seems like the most profitable way they see."
"That’s true, but the more you think about it, the more it feels somewhat bittersweet."
"..."
—
"You know, being an internet celebrity is not within the school medic’s jurisdiction."
Chen Mu was briefly at a loss for words.
After sorting through his complicated feelings, he interrupted the obviously agitated student.
He said helplessly, "Before deciding to become an internet celebrity, could you recall why you fainted?"
The student’s expression cracked for a moment.
Just as Chen Mu frowned.
Thinking the student wouldn’t speak, the student began, "Dr. Chen, here’s what happened..."
"I was on my way to class, but suddenly, out of nowhere, I let out a huge fart!"
Chen Mu: "..."
He glanced speechlessly in Su Bingbing’s direction.
Given this start.
Maybe Su Bingbing wasn’t lying.
And actually witnessed the ’scene of the crime’?!
Chen Mu was still speechless here.
But the fainted student, after opening up, seemed to have unburdened himself.
When he spoke again,
his tone was noticeably more at ease: "Dr. Chen, I swear on my credits, this is the first time I’ve ever farted like this in my life!"
Chen Mu: "..."
It’s just a fart.
No need to swear on your credits.
Student: "I thought that fart was incredible!"
"I even thought it was so impressive, it had to be tangible!"
Chen Mu couldn’t hold back and chimed in, "Student, it’s not the fart that’s tangible, it’s poop..."
The student dismissively waved at Chen Mu.
Student: "Oh, Dr. Chen, don’t interrupt, let me finish!"
Chen Mu: "Alright..."
Student: "Anyway, I thought I’d let out such an impressive fart, so I couldn’t help reaching back to grab it."
"I thought I could catch my fart, and I wanted to know what such an incredible fart smelled like."
Chen Mu: "..."
Resign on livestream.
Is it still possible?
He’s exhausted.
This lousy school medic job, not one more second does he want to continue!
Chen Mu at this moment.
Was already numb.
Yet the still-talking student hadn’t noticed the shift in Chen Mu’s mood.
Was still, unusually excitedly,
sharing his ’insights.’
Student: "I didn’t think I’d actually catch the fart?"
"It smelled so bad, I took a whiff, and then fainted!"
At this point,
the student stretched his hand out toward Chen Mu.
Chen Mu: "Huh?"
Student: "Dr. Chen, my fart was incredible, do you want to smell it too?"
Chen Mu: "..."
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"Hahaha!!! In Dr. Chen’s class, doesn’t Hai City University provide mental harm compensation?"
"Hai City University: No mental compensation, but ICU hospitalization fees can be considered for reimbursement."
"Though putting myself in Dr. Chen’s shoes is speechless, I don’t think this crispy student has much of a problem?"
"Indeed! If I let out such an incredible fart, I definitely wouldn’t resist inviting others around to smell it."
"This doesn’t show the crispy student is fine, only that the chats here aren’t from normal people either!"
"Oh no, I also agree with this student’s logic, I guess I’m not normal either..."
"Fortunately, Dr. Chen doesn’t read the chats, seeing these comments and then the crispy student before him, he’d probably cough up blood."
"..."
—
Seeing Chen Mu’s stiff demeanor.
The crispy student maintained his enthusiasm.
Once again,
he stretched his hand in front of Chen Mu.
Began urging, "Dr. Chen, hurry up!"
Chen Mu still couldn’t believe it: "Hurry what..."
The crispy student continued urging, "Hurry and smell it!"
Chen Mu: "..."
The crispy student: "I’m not sure how long the smell will last on my hand, soon it might really be gone!"
Chen Mu looked at the crispy student confusedly.
He could see...
The crispy student genuinely wanted him to smell it.
Truly wanted to share...
Realizing this,
Chen Mu became more desperate.
Just what kind of weirdos are gathered at their school?
After a brief breakdown.
Chen Mu deftly dodged as the crispy student reached out again.
Facing the disappointed and helpless look in the student’s eyes.
Chen Mu calmly asked again, "Do you remember how you fainted?"
Crispy student: "Was knocked out by the smell."
Chen Mu: "I’m treating you, if you knock me out, who would then take care of you?"
The smile on his face,
took Chen Mu a lot of effort to bring up.
"Right!" The crispy student suddenly realized.
Quickly withdrew his hand,
hiding it behind him,
moving far away from Chen Mu.
—
"Bravo! Only Dr. Chen himself could stay calm, interacting with such crispy students."
"What can Dr. Chen do with a peaceful mindset, say a harsh word, and the crispy student might really end up in the hospital."
"You can’t speak too harshly, yet can’t blend into their world; Dr. Chen’s job isn’t easy."
"Dr. Chen: Never thought it would be easy!"
"Crispy student: I still cherish life, no need to smell my fart!"
"Dr. Chen: Encountering you was my misfortune!"
"Hahaha!!!"
"..."
—
Looking at the crispy student’s posture.
Chen Mu shook his head speechlessly.
"There’s no major issue with your body, just avoid extreme emotional fluctuations, don’t stay up late, and rest well."
Hearing Chen Mu say this,
the crispy student’s eyes lit up.
Fixing his gaze on Chen Mu: "Dr. Chen, since my problem doesn’t require acupuncture or medicine, then..."
"Then what?"
Chen Mu eyed the crispy student’s intense stare.
Deep down,
a foreboding feeling rose.
Sure enough,
a second later,
the crispy student’s outrageous speech came out!
Crispy student: "Why don’t you just take a smell?"
"Dr. Chen, really, it’s a rare chance!"
"I don’t know when I can let out such an impressive fart again!"
Chen Mu’s chest heaved, voice sunk from the diaphragm: "Get lost!!!!"