University Doctor and His Fragile Patients

Chapter 447 - 365: Compressed Kelp, Unfolded and Formed in the Stomach!_2

Quietly.

Point the camera at Chen Mu’s phone screen.

On it,

was a compressed round cake.

And on the merchant’s promotional picture, there were a few large words.

—

「?????」

「Compressed seaweed? Just these big words, blinded my 24k dog eyes.

「I’ve seen people eat compressed biscuits, but growing up, I never thought someone would eat compressed seaweed. It’s a real eye-opener at Hai City University.

「Even Dr. Chen’s expression looks collapsed. Although he knew there were immortals at his school, he probably never imagined such a character would emerge one day?

「I always thought He Congming was the ultimate crispy university student, but seeing this guy, I have to say, even He Congming would have to step back three paces...

「Even Da Congming would have to think twice before eating this stuff...

「I finally understand why he’s throwing up seaweed strands here. Turns out it’s compressed seaweed strands expanding in his stomach.

「The water bottle from the instructor became the last straw that broke the camel’s back.

「Instructor: With you like this, I’m afraid to give students water next time!

「Future students, don’t blame instructors for being unwilling to give you a bottle of water. It’s the legacy left by your senior!

「...」

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"How many did he eat?"

Chen Mu’s face showed no signs of looking better.

The two university students saw Chen Mu’s sudden grim face and exchanged a puzzled glance.

They honestly replied, "Since last night until now, about ten or so?"

"He said that seaweed wasn’t filling, so he ate some more..."

By the end of their explanation,

the patient’s roommate didn’t dare to look at Chen Mu’s face anymore.

The instructor who came closer,

after seeing the content on Chen Mu’s phone, also turned pale: "It’s compressed seaweed strands!!!"

"Eating a dozen of those, all expanding in the stomach, can this person still walk out of Hai City University alive?"

With the instructor’s frustrated exclamation.

The eyes around,

all fell on the patient himself.

If Chen Mu wasn’t mistaken,

these onlookers were looking at the patient with an inexplicable admiration in their eyes.

"I’ve heard that our school’s alumni are impressive, but I didn’t expect them to be this impressive."

"Compressed seaweed strands, I’ve seen those at home when cooking, a tiny piece can expand into a big bowl of seaweed strands, and he actually ate over a dozen?"

"I think the record of Dr. Chen not letting anyone die in his care might end here."

"Stop it, stop it, if you continue, I suspect Dr. Chen might resign on the spot..."

Listening to the discussions around him,

Chen Mu took a deep breath.

Almost forcibly, trying to calm his mind.

The students’ guesses turned out to be right.

Right now,

He really felt the impulse to resign on the spot.

Chen Mu directly took the silver needle, stimulating the patient’s acupoints to induce vomiting.

The patient vomited until their eyes were bloodshot.

The instructor who came to Chen Mu for help was genuinely frightened.

The instructor unscrewed a bottle of water and handed it to the patient: "Student, maybe drink some water to ease it."

Chen Mu stiffly lifted his head.

Looked at the instructor in disbelief.

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「Dr. Chen: It’s because of you that the student turned out like this from a bottle of water, and now you dare to offer water again?"

「If one day, Dr. Chen really resigns, I wouldn’t find it strange at all.

「Dr. Chen: I’m just a regular school doctor; I can’t save Hai City University, let alone its crispy university students!

「When will Dr. Ye He Ye arrive at Hai City University, before seeing Zhuang Ruoruo, can you first check Dr. Chen’s mental state? I think Dr. Chen is about to go crazy.

「Dr. Chen: Haha! At work, who doesn’t go crazy at times?!

「Mainly, it’s just this job that’s a bit emotionally exhausting.

「...」

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The student had already grabbed the water,

directly meeting Chen Mu’s gaze, the instructor belatedly realized how dangerous their previous action was.

Just as the student was about to drink and rinse their mouth,

the instructor snatched the bottle of mineral water back from the student’s hand.

The student, barely alive from the vomiting: "???"

The instructor turned to the student.

Put on an incredibly awkward smile, "Student, I suddenly realized I was quite thirsty myself, so I’ll temporarily drink it."

After saying this.

The instructor, as if to prove the truth of his words.

really lifted his neck in front of the student.

Took a sip of water.

Chen Mu: "..."

After confirming that the patient wasn’t about to vomit anything problematic for the time being.

Chen Mu sent a message to the intern doctors remaining at the school hospital.

Asking them to bring a bottle of glucose injection and IV equipment over.

On their way.

Chen Mu looked at the patient: "Did you bring your ID card or health insurance card?"

The patient shook his head.

Chen Mu’s gaze fell on the patient’s two roommates, "Do you know where his ID card and health insurance card are?"

Seeing the two nodding.

Chen Mu also breathed a sigh of relief, "Could you trouble you two to take that school ambulance over there to fetch this student’s ID card and health insurance card?"

"Once you get his ID card and health insurance card, go to the school hospital to get a school hospital referral form for him, and then bring it back here, okay?"

The two boys saw an instructor on the side organizing manpower to continue the military training.

Their eyes instantly lit up.

They nodded eagerly.

"Sure, Dr. Chen!"

"We guarantee we’ll complete the task!"

yue～

As the patient was vomiting.

He looked at the overly cheerful backs of his two roommates, his eyes filled with indescribable resentment.

Yesterday, they even said.

After starting college, their dorm would forge a bond as strong as sworn brothers.

Live and die together.

But today, these two guys just abandoned him, who was puking like a dog.

Abandoning him who was puking like a dog, that was one thing.

These two guys...

These two guys!

Actually used his vomiting to escape military training.

Watching as a tear of clear liquid fell from the patient’s eyes.

Chen Mu inserted another silver needle.

Muttering, "You still need to vomit faster, otherwise, if more seaweed strands swell up in your stomach, it won’t be good."

Saying that.

Chen Mu found a number on his phone and dialed it skillfully.

"Hello, is this the emergency center? This is Hai City University..."

—

"If I were the head of Hai City Emergency Center, I’d station a few ambulances at Hai City University’s entrance, ready to respond at any time."

"No doubt, given Hai City University’s current situation, I feel like no matter how many ambulances you have, they could use them all."

"Hilarious, don’t just laugh at it, as a current student at Hai City University, I also think so!"

"To the Hai City University student, I advise you not to laugh, with your school’s mystical feng shui, what if you choke to death on your own saliva while laughing?"

"???

"Isn’t it not good to curse others like this?"

"Who just said that! That I would choke to death on my own saliva, I actually just choked! How scary, I don’t dare to laugh anymore!!!"

"???

"Seriously, is the feng shui at your Hai City University really that outrageous?"

"Why do I feel like the one who just sent the barrage is also quite outrageous, is this the extent of speaking things into existence?"

"Amazing! In just this chat, I’ve been shown something that makes my head tingle with fear!"

"..."

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"Dr. Chen, if this student keeps vomiting like this, won’t it harm his esophagus and stomach?"

Seeing that Chen Mu was only inducing the patient to vomit.

And wasn’t doing anything else.

An instructor couldn’t help but move closer, curiously watching.

Never mind the instructor.

It’s like this whole training field of freshmen undergoing military training.

Although they’re listening to the instructor’s talk and standing at attention.

Almost everyone on the field had their eyes fixed on this patient.

No other reason.

This might be their first, and perhaps last time in life...

Seeing a living person.

Swallowing over a dozen compressed seaweed pieces.

Have the compressed seaweed expand in his stomach before vomiting it out.

Noticing the looks coming from across the training field.

Chen Mu silently prayed in his heart.

Hoping...

This incident with the compressed seaweed didn’t overly ignite the fragile curiosity of the university students.

Otherwise...

Chen Mu sighed once again.

He didn’t even dare to imagine the kinds of terrifying situations he might face in the days to come.