novelraw Chapter 495: There's something wrong with my brain
Chapter 495: There's something wrong with my brain
When the wedding date was set, the Zeng family began to pack up the wedding room, while Li Qiuhua began to prepare the dowry.
All Shen Jianguo's money went into Shen Zhihuan's pocket, and Li Qiuhua had no choice but to use Xiao Weidong's money to prepare the dowry.
Porcelain basin, kettle, quilt, sheets, quilt cover...
A lot of mess.
Mr. Shen looked annoyed and went directly to the small courtyard of Beijing University with his bag.
"Your granddaughter is getting married, and you are not helping at home. You are here to take a break. Are you not afraid of people scolding you for being partial?" Mr. Chu picked up the teacup, looked at Mr. Shen across from him with his legs crossed and was eating cherries, and joked.
Mr. Shen vomited out the core slowly, and then slowly and quietly said: "Old Shen's family has long been a joke in the courtyard. What do I have to be afraid of when I am buried up to my neck in dirt!?"
If there are many lice, don’t bite them, and if you have many accounts, don’t worry.
"Your wife is very considerate." Mr. Chu drooped his eyelids and chuckled.
Mr. Shen frowned and said nothing, as if he had eaten a blowfly.
"I heard that I picked up all the sheets and quilts and bought them. It's really a big deal." Mr. Chu took a sip of tea and then inserted the needle into Mr. Shen's heart.
Mr. Shen's face became increasingly ugly.
"My own daughter didn't add anything to the wedding banquet, but she was willing to give it a bottle of oil." Mr. Chu curled his lips mockingly.
“I really don’t know how that brain grew?!”
Mr. Chu paused for a moment, then suddenly said, "Oh, by the way, you are hosting a wedding banquet for your little granddaughter. How much red envelope do you plan to give her as a dowry?"
"You don't need to test me. All my money belongs to my good granddaughter and grandson." Mr. Shen gave Mr. Chu a dirty look.
He's not stupid.
He paid for all that money with his life. Instead of giving it to his own good granddaughter and grandson, he gave it to a white-eyed wolf who has forgotten his ancestors. Is he mentally ill?
Mr. Chu chuckled, "It's not a test, I just want to remind you that your good granddaughter and the little black bear monster have a hostile relationship. If you don't understand clearly, you may be kicked out!"
Mr. Shen gave him a big eye roll in return.
"How's your second granddaughter doing? I heard she doesn't even dare to leave the house now." Mr. Chu put down his teacup and grabbed a few cherries to eat.
Mr. Shen had a dark face and really wanted to spit out the cherries in his face.
Which pot is not opened and lifted?
Who is it?
"Your second granddaughter is too careless and scared." Mr. Chu complained endlessly as if he didn't see Mr. Shen's face.
"However, that brat Su Ziyu is not a good person either..."
"Oh! By the way, about that..." Mr. Chu glanced in the direction of the arch and lowered his voice, "Should we find someone to give the girl a good check-up?"
"What are you farting on? My dear granddaughter is fine, how could it be possible..." Mr. Shen said this, and looked up at the arch to make sure no one was coming, and then whispered: "I can't have a baby."
"Aren't I worried?" Mr. Chu sighed.
"You have such spirit, you might as well worry more about your grandson, who is so old that he doesn't even have a partner." Mr. Shen snorted coldly.
Mr. Chu scratched his neck, "My grandson is only twenty-two, how can he be so old?!"
"Twenty-two, the grandson of Lao Li's family is also twenty-two, and his great-grandson is crawling all over the floor."
"You old thing..."
"Aren't you old?"
"Grandpa, godgrandpa, it's time to eat." Little Weidong ran over jumping.
Seeing that something was wrong in the atmosphere, Xiao Weidong blinked and looked at the two old men.
"Grandpa, godgrandpa, did you quarrel? Third sister said you can't quarrel, it will hurt your health if you are angry."
Mr. Shen stuffed a cherry into little Weidong's mouth and picked him up.
"Your godfather and I are discussing issues, not arguing."
"Yes, we are discussing a problem." Mr. Chu also stood up. "But..." Xiao Weidong looked back and forth on the faces of the two old men.
"What delicious food did your third sister make for us today?" Mr. Shen quickly changed the subject.
"Third sister made roasted tripe strips with lettuce, fried phoenix tails, boiled pork slices, tomato dumpling soup, and oh, by the way, there was also mountain bacon." Xiao Weidong instantly forgot the previous unpleasantness and was happy Report on today’s dishes.
When the three of them passed by, Shen Zhihuan's food was all on the table.
Su Ziyu helped set up the dishes, went into the room and brought out two bottles of good wine.
Before he could unscrew the bottle cap, there was a knock on the door of the courtyard.
"Su Ziyu, Captain Su, open the door quickly, I can already smell it."
As soon as he finished speaking, the knock on the door rang again.
"Su Ziyu, open the door for me quickly."
"If you don't open the door, I'll climb over the wall."
Shen Zhihuan smiled, turned back to the kitchen and took out another set of dishes and chopsticks.
Mr. Shen put down little Weidong and patted him on the butt.
As if he had received an order, Xiao Weidong ran to open the door.
The door opened just a crack, and Yu Jingyan, who was tired of traveling, rushed in.
First he took a look at the dishes on the table, then threw the canvas bag in his hand on the bluestone table and went to wash his hands and face by the well.
"Do you want to drink?" Su Ziyu unscrewed the cap of the bottle and filled it one by one.
"That's necessary." Yu Jingyan washed his face with water, and then took a few sips of well water.
"You don't know, but the box lunches on the train are almost like pig food. There's not even a drop of oil on them, and they're so salty to death."
"Have you not even returned home yet?" Mr. Shen looked at the canvas bag on the bluestone table and teased with a smile.
Yu Jingyan shook off the water on his hand and sat in his old seat.
"Isn't it time for dinner?!" Yu Jingyan said as he stuffed a chopstick of boiled pork slices into his mouth.
As he chewed it in his mouth, he did not forget to sigh, "My younger brothers and sisters are still better at their craftsmanship."
The food for five people was eaten by six people. In the end, Yu Jingyan used the vegetable soup to mix it with the rice.
Putting down his chopsticks, Yu Jingyan burped and loosened his belt.
Mr. Shen and Mr. Chu frowned.
Promote!
Shen Zhihuan put away the dishes and chopsticks, washed some grapes for a few people and took them out.
"I heard that the little black bear monster is getting married?" Yu Jingyan took a grape and threw it into his mouth. He chewed it with his teeth and pushed it with his tongue, and the skin and seeds came out.
"Your information is quite good." Shen Zhihuan sat down next to her captain Su.
Su Ziyu grabbed a few grapes and carefully tore off the outer skins...
Yu Jingyan's clumsy look gave him goosebumps all over his body.
"Su Ziyu, you..." You are a rough guy, pretending to be a big... young... master.
Before Yu Jingyan finished speaking, he saw Su Ziyu feeding the peeled grapes to Shen Zhihuan's mouth.
The latter took it away in one gulp.
Yu Jingyan: “…”
Do these two guys regard them as dead people? !