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Chapter 852 - 442: Xuanqing's Ruthless Hand Crushes the Flower [Two Chapters Combined, 8k]

"Come on, Daoist, come to me."

"I can cure all diseases."

As a master of the Medical Dao, what Ruo Xi said about "curing all diseases" is, of course, true.

However, the "healing" principle of this Divine Skill is a bit convoluted.

The core principle is: first, let Gonggong catch all sorts of strange diseases.

Then, Ruo Xi can legitimately treat the patient.

After all, as a professional doctor, if you aren't sick, how can I treat you?

Wouldn't that make me look unprofessional?

So, to demonstrate her professionalism, Ruo Xi must first ensure the patient is truly ill.

Moreover, the more types of illness, the better!

Only then can she fully showcase her mighty medical skills of "curing all diseases"!

As Ruo Xi drove her sun war chariot of six dragons closer to the already dazed Gonggong, she patiently explained the knowledge of the Medical Dao to him.

"Daoist, you know, the top masters in the Medical Dao can 'treat before illness'. "

"In other words, they can help you prevent illness before you get sick, ensuring you never fall ill."

"Although I'm a little off that mark and can only 'treat after illness,' meaning I can only help you once you're already sick."

"But rest assured, as long as you have the disease, I can definitely cure it for you!"

"So, you have to trust me!"

Hearing Ruo Xi's persuasion, Gonggong was dumbstruck and motionless.

The sun war chariot sped on without stopping.

Seeing the Water Ancestor Witch about to be thoroughly "cured" by this "Car Accident Immortal" with "kind heart and skill."

Suddenly.

BOOM!!!

With lightning and thunder.

Two figures wrapped in endless thunder and destructive aura tore through the void and descended on this "medical accident" scene!

"Ruo Xi Daoist, long time no see!"

Xuanqing of [Xi Zi] wore a bright smile as warm as a spring breeze.

Ming River of [Qiang Liang] was more straightforward; he stretched his muscles, emitting thunderous cracks, and grinned at Ruo Xi, revealing a set of gleaming white teeth.

"We heard that there's a master of the Medical Dao here, 'saving lives and healing the wounded'?"

"Isn't that a coincidence?"

The two "Ancestor Witches" echoed each other, with radiant smiles.

"We are masters of the Medical Dao too!"

"Moreover, we're good at 'treating before illness'!"

"No! You are the bad guys!" [Car Accident Immortal] Ruo Xi pouted.

Without thinking, she jerked the reins, and the six golden dragons let out a high-pitched dragon roar, fleeing away from the two "Ancestor Witches"!

"I'll save him, you chase."

Xuanqing of [Xi Zi] watched that fleeing white figure and said to Ming River of [Qiang Liang] beside him.

Meanwhile, he flicked his fingers, and a silver electric light filled with "clarity and tranquility" entered the body of Gonggong, who was still clutching his head and crying.

Gonggong felt a shock throughout his body, and the countless "spiritual viruses" in his mind were gradually purified by this electric light.

"Great!"

Ming River of [Qiang Liang], hearing this, excitedly shouted and decisively chased after her!

He transformed into a purple thunderbolt, reaching an extreme speed.

"Hehehehe~~"

As he chased, he let out a terrifying laugh, full of villainous pressure.

"Ruo Xi Daoist! Don't run! Your 'patient' isn't healed yet!"

Ahead, Ruo Xi, driving the golden war chariot, heard this terrifying laughter and was almost in tears.

"Please... let me go! I'm just an ordinary doctor trying to save lives and heal the wounded!"

"I'm really not a bad person!"

Unfortunately, her sincere "plea" had no effect on Ming River of [Qiang Liang], a truly unemotional character.

The distance between him and Ruo Xi was rapidly closing.

Eventually, the sun war chariot was caught up by that purple thunderbolt.

The colossal figure of Ming River of [Qiang Liang] stood before Ruo Xi like an insurmountable mountain.

Seeing no way to escape, Ruo Xi's face instantly dropped all panic and tears.

She threw the Fusang Divine Branch on the war chariot.

Then, she raised her hands in front of Ming River of [Qiang Liang] without hesitation.

"I surrender!"

"..."

The movements Ming River of [Qiang Liang] prepared to make were frozen in mid-air.

His face, filled with menacing laughter, was full of confusion.

No.

Both sides are fighting to the death.

As the Good Corpse of the Heavenly Queen Xi He, an elite force of the Heavenly Court, you just chose to surrender like this?

Is this... is this appropriate?!

Looking at Ruo Xi's earnest expression of "I surrendered, you can't hit me anymore," Ming River of [Qiang Liang] almost couldn't hold back.

He felt like his brain was also short-circuiting a bit.

After a moment of daze, Ming River of [Qiang Liang] forcibly returned to his "villain" character.

He put on a smile, thinking it was very cruel.

"Hehe... we, the Witch Clan, do not accept captives!"

"What?! Not even surrendering is allowed?!"

Hearing this, Ruo Xi's little face was momentarily stunned.

"You're just a big baddie!" Ruo Xi bared her little fangs, furious.

The next moment, she swung a soft whip.

"Snap!"

She charged her war chariot at Ming River!

"Pipi Dragon, crash into him!"

Six Qi Fortune Golden Dragons pulling the sun war chariot, fearlessly forward!

Seeing this, Ming River of [Qiang Liang] solemnly took out those nine Chaos Thunder Command Flags, intending to summon the Nine Heavens Divine Thunder to send Ruo Xi on her way.

"Let me handle this."

At that moment, the figure of Xuanqing of [Xi Zi] appeared.

His deep eyes calmly looked at the sun war chariot speeding towards him.

Then, he gently raised his hand.

Electric light flickered at his fingertips, quickly forming a silver electric talisman.

"Life and death, Daoist, fare thee well."

That Divine Talisman, seemingly slow, was instantly affixed to the front of that golden war chariot.

No earth-shattering explosion.

Only boundless, purifying white lightning, like a tidal wave, engulfed [Car Accident Immortal] Ruo Xi and her chariot.

In the last moment before that white figure was about to disappear completely into the lightning.

Ruo Xi suddenly shouted at Xuanqing of [Xi Zi].

"Captain?"

"Hmm."

"Next time, I'll return!"

"Alright."

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