This primordial world is not serious!

Chapter 1110 - 514: The Three Pure Ones and the Chaos Pirates

At the battlefield's edge, a shattered universe.

This was once one of the frontlines of the battle between two forces.

However, with the end of the conflict, the Realm Master has fallen, the Primordial beings and Demon Gods have withdrawn, leaving it as a no man's land.

Numerous fragments of shattered worlds, corpses of God Demons, and Magic Treasure pieces that long lost their spiritual essence float quietly like cosmic dust in this cold and silent Chaotic Void.

Suddenly, a One-eyed Daoist wearing a ragged Hundred-patch Daoist Robe, with a scruffy beard, looked sly as he poked his head out from behind a massive world remnant.

His lone eye, like that of a hawk, cautiously scanned the surroundings.

After confirming there was no danger, he tiptoed out from behind the debris.

Behind him, he dragged a large burlap sack made from unknown Divine Beast leather.

The sack was bulging, filled with contents unknown.

"Hehe, today's harvest is quite good."

The One-eyed Daoist patted his already full sack, displaying a satisfied smile on his face.

He hoisted the sack onto his shoulder, preparing to make his escape.

However, at that moment.

A sharp voice rang out.

"Stop! You sneaky thief, where are you heading?"

The One-eyed Daoist's body stiffened at these words!

He slowly turned around to see a team of imposing Divine Generals riding Heavenly Horses, charging fiercely.

"Uh... Fellow Daoists, we are strangers to each other, why greet me with such harsh words?"

The One-eyed Daoist scratched his messy hair, asking innocently.

"Strangers?"

The leading Divine General galloped forward, saying, "We received reports from various battlefields in the Tianheng Universe about an unidentified One-eyed Daoist wandering the Chaos, stealing spoils from major battlefields."

"We've been chasing you all this way, yet you dare claim to be strangers?!"

Upon hearing this, the One-eyed Daoist showed no shame.

Instead, he boldly stood firm, righteously saying, "Fellow Daoist, that's not right."

"What's this talk about stealing?"

"I am the honorary president of the 'All Heavens and Myriads of Worlds Waste Classification and Recyclable Resource Reuse Association'!"

"My actions are in response to the Taiwei Heavenly Court's call to protect the environment, recycling those 'war wastes' you carelessly abandon!"

"It's an immeasurable merit!"

"How can you falsely accuse an innocent?"

The Law Enforcement Divine General nearly laughed in anger at his serious nonsense.

"What a shamelessly glib-tongued rogue!"

"Attempting to argue at this moment?"

"Fellow Daoists, capture this thief and send him for official punishment!"

With that, the void erupted in light.

"The Magic Net is vast and will not let you slip!"

An Heavenly Net formed instantly in the void.

"Oh, young ones, don't be so hot-tempered." The One-eyed Daoist, instead of escaping, smiled calmly at the Law Enforcement Divine Generals, allowing himself to be bound.

"Hmph! Take him away!"

Task completed, the Divine Generals rode Heavenly Horses, dragging the One-eyed Daoist through the Chaos.

They hadn't gotten far.

A figure suddenly appeared ahead, riding a Green Bull, holding a plain-looking shoulder pole that resembled those of a rural farmer.

"Please wait, gentlemen."

The old farmer slowly raised his seemingly ordinary shoulder pole.

Then, suddenly swung it forward.

Whoosh—

The law-bound Heavenly Net, with that single swing, dissipated soundlessly into countless golden light particles.

The Divine Generals' faces changed drastically, instantly summoning their Spiritual Treasure Divine Artifacts.

One Divine General held a Purple Gold Gourd, shouting to the farmer:

"Who are you?"

Taishang didn't answer.

He simply turned, looking at the One-eyed Daoist, who was making faces at him, and shook his head helplessly.

"Xuan Daoist, I just saved you from the Heavenly Prison, how were you caught again?"

The One-eyed Daoist grinned at this.

He leaned in, nudging Taishang, saying, "Old Li, you're just in time."

"I just 'recycled' a batch of fine Chaos Demon God corpses, ready to take back for 'reuse'."

"Quickly, deal with these guys, and let's get out of here."

"Or else if the bigger ones show up after the smaller ones, we're in trouble!"

Taishang, called "Old Li," couldn't help but twitch at those words.

He glanced at the bulging sack behind the One-eyed Daoist, then at the furious Law Enforcement Divine Generals.

He sighed deeply.

"Well, well."

"Today, luck's against me, encountering you, Plague God, again."

With that, he respectfully bowed to the Law Enforcement Divine Generals, a gentle smile on his face.

"Fellow Daoists, my... hm... distant nephew here hasn't had a good mind since childhood, strangely fond of prison stays, hence always doing unlawful deeds."

"Today's events, I'm sorry for the offenses. Please, show mercy and spare him this time."

"I promise to discipline him properly afterward!"

Xuanqing was instantly displeased by these words.

"Hey! Old Li, who're you calling a fool?!"

Taishang, however, ignored him, and simply took out a few Elixirs from his bosom, offering them.