This Is Definitely Not Dragon Ball!!

Chapter 484: The Twin Pairs

To celebrate Yuujin and his team's victory in the Tournament of Power and to welcome the addition of the angel sisters—Vados, Marcarita, and Kusu—Yuujin gave the order, and the entire temple erupted into a wild celebration.

A lively banquet, dazzling song and dance performances, and an abundance of delicious food…

Even the well-traveled Vados and the others couldn't help but marvel at how extravagant human life could be!

No—it wouldn't be accurate to call it human life. Rather, it was the life of a god. In this universe, Yuujin was the supreme deity!

Amidst the revelry, time flew by, and several days passed in the blink of an eye…

On this particular morning, the three angel sisters—Vados, Marcarita, and Kusu—were seated in a stone pavilion in the garden, enjoying fragrant black tea served by Suno, Meizhen, and a group of maidens.

"This really is an incredible universe."

"Ah, even after several days, I still can't get over my amazement."

"The tea here is delicious, the pastries are exquisite, and there are so many other astonishing things."

"It almost feels like we've wasted our previous lives…"

Exchanging glances, the three sisters couldn't help but sigh.

Since arriving in this universe, they had experienced a level of luxury they had never imagined. Back when they were angels, they had to constantly deal with all sorts of tasks for their respective Gods of Destruction, worrying endlessly while living a frugal existence. Compared to their current lives, their pasts might as well have been that of beggars.

Though they had only been here for a few short days, Vados, Marcarita, and Kusu already felt like they had fallen into depravity.

But if this was truly depravity… they were more than willing to indulge in it forever!

"However, we haven't seen Lord Yuujin for several days now."

"Suno-san, Meizhen-san, didn't you say Lord Yuujin would emerge today?"

Vados turned to Suno and Meizhen, who were standing nearby, and asked.

Though their current lifestyle was intoxicating, they hadn't forgotten their duties as angels. But since they hadn't seen Yuujin for days, they were starting to grow a little anxious.

"Yes, Lady Vados. Lord Yuujin will indeed emerge today. However, he is likely still engaged in his 'morning exercise' at the moment."

Standing respectfully in her maid outfit, Meizhen answered with a smile.

"Morning exercise? Training in the morning?"

"No wonder he's so powerful. He's quite diligent."

"If it were Lord Champa, he'd never get out of bed before noon."

"Lord Rumsshi is the same."

Vados, Marcarita, and Kusu were somewhat surprised, and their curiosity about Yuujin's "morning exercise" grew—

"We don't sense any energy fluctuations. What kind of special training is he doing?"

"Well, why not take a look and see?"

At Marcarita's suggestion, the three angel sisters raised their divine staffs to observe what kind of training Yuujin was engaged in.

But the next moment, when the images appeared in the gems atop their staffs, they froze in shock—

Inside an extravagantly lavish room, a completely naked Chi-Chi and Yuujin were engaged in a very… pleasurable activity.

And it wasn't just Chi-Chi—Bulma, Tights, Launch, Android 18, Dark Android 18…

And many, many others!!!

"Meizhen-san! Is this what you meant by 'morning exercise'?!"

Quickly shutting off the projection, a blushing Vados nearly gritted her teeth as she asked.

"Huh? Yes, this is Lord Yuujin's 'morning exercise.' He does it every single day."

As if it were the most natural thing in the world, Meizhen replied with a smile.

One day, you'll be part of it too, Lady Angels! she thought to herself.

...

Though the general populace remained unaware, every universe had silently undergone a tremendous crisis. After returning from the Null Realm following the Tournament of Power, Yuujin and his women indulged in days and nights of revelry.

His mind and body had never felt more relaxed. But when he finally met with the three angels again, they all glared at him with flushed, indignant expressions, leaving Yuujin utterly baffled.

It wasn't until Meizhen leaned in with a smile and whispered an explanation into his ear that Yuujin finally understood. A playful, teasing smirk then crept onto his face.

If one were to consider their actual ages, these angels had existed for countless millennia. Yet in certain aspects, they were unexpectedly… pure. How amusing!

Despite their embarrassment, Vados and the others hadn't forgotten their duties. They proposed helping Yuujin become a true God of Destruction and Supreme Kai.

As the first-ever hybrid God of Destruction and Supreme Kai, Yuujin held the authority and status of both deities.

In other universes, the Supreme Kai governed creation while the God of Destruction oversaw annihilation—both working together to maintain cosmic balance. But in Universe 13, all of these responsibilities belonged to Yuujin alone.

How he chose to carry them out was entirely up to him. As angels, Vados and the others wouldn't interfere. They would only teach him how to wield the powers of creation and destruction, allowing him to fully embody his dual role.

Though Yuujin was intrigued by these abilities, he wasn't in a hurry. While mastering them wouldn't be difficult given his current level, refining and perfecting a completely new power wasn't something that could be done overnight.

Before delving into creation and destruction, Yuujin decided to first fully master the power of Super Saiyan 5.

Though he had achieved this form during the Tournament of Power, his control over it was still rough.

Just as a regular Super Saiyan could reach "Full Power" at their peak, the Great Ape Super Saiyan—Super Saiyan 5—could likewise achieve "Super Saiyan 5 Full Power."

Had Yuujin fully mastered this form back then, he might not have needed to rely on Kaioken during his final battle with Ultra Instinct Gogeta.

Vados and the others had no objections to his decision. After all, the might of Yuujin's Super Saiyan 5 was undeniable—even they, as angels, found it difficult to oppose. Refining this form first would likely boost his strength far more quickly than learning creation and destruction.

However, training wasn't something Yuujin could just casually do. The power of Super Saiyan 5 was too overwhelming, and since he couldn't yet perfectly control it, transforming in the normal universe risked annihilating entire galaxies—or even the cosmos itself—with a single misstep.

The energy containment devices Bulma had developed were now useless against him. Even the Hyperbolic Time Chamber's dimensional space couldn't withstand his current strength. In the end, Vados, Marcarita, and Kusu had to use their angelic powers to create an entirely separate dimension for his training.

While immense power was a good thing, being too strong came with its own frustrations. Just training had become a logistical nightmare—Yuujin now had to worry about accidentally destroying the universe with a careless movement.

After over a month of training in the isolated dimension, Yuujin finally achieved basic control over Super Saiyan 5, further enhancing his strength. However, he was still far from reaching the ideal "Super Saiyan 5 Full Power."

Back when he and the others had trained to master the original Super Saiyan form, it had taken considerable time. Mastering Super Saiyan 5 would undoubtedly take even longer.

But Yuujin wasn't worried. With their infinite lifespans, time was the one thing they had in abundance.

Once this training session concluded, Yuujin turned his attention to another matter—

Visiting the other universes!

At the end of the Tournament of Power, the various universes had expressed their gratitude to Yuujin for saving them and extended invitations for him to visit.

Yuujin hadn't refused. In fact, he was quite interested in exploring the other universes.

And since he was going, he might as well make the most of it. As the ruler of Universe 13, the emperor of his dominion, and the first-ever God of Destruction and Supreme Kai, Yuujin usually focused on training and pleasure. But occasionally, he did consider the welfare of his empire and universe.

This tour of the other universes presented the perfect opportunity to establish connections, fostering cultural and technological exchange between them.

When he first revealed this idea, Bulma and the others aside, Vados, Marcarita, and Kusu were stunned.

While Zeno had never forbidden interaction between universes, they had always developed in isolation. Aside from high-ranking deities like the Supreme Kais and Gods of Destruction, most beings didn't even know other universes existed.

On one hand, the civilizations of these universes lacked the technology to detect or travel between dimensions. On the other, the gods—especially the Gods of Destruction—were prideful, territorial, and disdained the idea of mingling with other universes.

Had someone suggested inter-universal exchange in the past, the angels would have dismissed it as impossible.

But Yuujin's emergence changed everything. If he brokered agreements with the other gods, it might actually work!

The potential for growth was staggering. Such an endeavor could usher in an unprecedented era of prosperity—a true cosmic renaissance!

Of course, conflicts and wars would be inevitable. But with the gods overseeing things, these could be kept in check.

Once decided, Yuujin set out with Bulma and the others—who were eager to sightsee—in a grand procession. Their first destination was Universe 7, the universe most similar to their own.

When Vados, Marcarita, and Kusu brought Yuujin and his entourage to Beerus' planet, the God of Destruction's face darkened, his eye twitching in irritation.

You're here for a visit, fine—but why did you bring your entire household?!

There are too many of you!!!

But since they were already here, Beerus couldn't exactly kick them out. Grudgingly, he accepted their presence.

However, he had no intention of playing host to such a crowd. His own lifestyle relied heavily on Whis' care. So with a wave of his hand—

"Off to Earth!"

Ever since meeting Goku and discovering Earth's cuisine, Beerus and Whis had become frequent visitors, often freeloading meals there.

Thankfully, they had befriended a certain wealthy heiress—otherwise, rumors might have spread about Universe 7's God of Destruction and Angel mooching off Earthlings.

Unsurprisingly, that heiress was Universe 7's Bulma!

Due to Future Trunks' influence, this Bulma had never married Vegeta. But with her genius intellect and her father's Capsule Corporation, she had become the world's richest woman. Combined with her ties to powerhouse friends like Goku and Krillin, she was practically untouchable on Earth.

Yet when Beerus and Whis led the group to West City, Universe 7's Bulma took one look at Yuujin and the Bulma from Universe 13—and burst into tears.

"Waaah! My prince charming, why did you take so long to come?!"

She immediately threw herself at Yuujin, leaving him and the others thoroughly awkward.

But could you blame her?

Could you imagine the anguish of a once-romantic young girl, weathered by time into a "golden spinster"?

Sure, with her beauty and wealth, countless men would kneel at her feet with a mere snap of her fingers. But none of those ordinary fellows were worthy of her!

Though Goku and the others often teased her about marrying Vegeta—since Future Trunks had confirmed they would wed—their insistence only made her resist harder.

Vegeta was crude, cold, short, and not particularly handsome. He had once tried to destroy Earth, cared only about fighting, and treated everyone with icy indifference. Why should she marry him?

No. Absolutely not!

Having already resigned herself to spinsterhood, Bulma wasn't in a rush. If she couldn't find her destined prince, she'd remain single forever!

But after the Tournament of Power, when Goku and the others told her about Yuujin, she had broken down in tears.

Damn it! That's the man I was meant to be with! Why did another universe's version of me get him instead?!

Thus, when Universe 7's Bulma saw Yuujin and his group, she lost control and wept all over again.

"Bulma-san, are you alright?"

Awkwardly, Yuujin patted her back in consolation.

"I-I'm fine. Really."

Quickly composing herself, Universe 7's Bulma replied.

Though no longer young, she had aged gracefully, remaining strikingly beautiful.

Of course, compared to the eternally youthful Bulma of Universe 13—one of Yuujin's divine consorts—she still fell short. This only fueled her envy.

I lost to another version of myself?! How infuriating!

"Hey, Bulma, have your servants prepare some good food. You're handling these guys' hospitality."

Unable to resist Earth's delicacies any longer, Beerus cut in.

Bulma was exasperated. Your guests, yet you're making me host them?!

Normally, she would have snapped at him. But this time, she was more than willing.

This was her prince charming! Her chance to escape spinsterhood!

Thus, Bulma enthusiastically hosted Beerus, Yuujin, and the others.

If there was one thing the Briefs family had in spades, it was money.

Eat whatever you want! Drink whatever you want!

Under Bulma's hospitality, the group boarded a luxury cruise ship, feasting and enjoying the ocean view in a grand celebration.

As the host, Universe 7's Bulma quickly grew close to her counterpart and the others—especially when interacting with Gokumi, Buu, and Vegea. She couldn't help but marvel repeatedly.

A female Goku is so cute! Even Vegeta is way more likable than the one in our universe!

Naturally, Goku and the others soon arrived upon hearing of Yuujin's visit. Goku even challenged him to a rematch.

Yuujin agreed, and the two clashed above the ocean—though this time, it was a friendly spar, nothing like their life-or-death battle in the Tournament.

Beyond Goku's group, Yuujin also met Universe 7's Tights, Launch, and others.

In this universe, Bulma had inherited the family business, Tights had become an adventure novelist, and Launch worked for a transport company.

Seeing alternate versions of themselves, Tights and Launch found the situation fascinating.

But what frustrated them was their aging appearances. Despite their careful upkeep, they couldn't compare to their eternally youthful counterparts. By actual age, Universe 13's Bulma, Tights, and Launch were older—yet standing side by side, they looked like the older generation.

Unacceptable!

In a fit of pique, Bulma had Goku use her Dragon Radar to gather the seven Dragon Balls. She then wished for eternal youth.

Ah, much better!

Seeing the near-identical pairs of Bulmas, Tights, and Launches, even Yuujin felt a stir of desire. He considered whether to employ some tactics to expand his harem with these "twin pairs."

But before he could make a move, Universe 7's Bulma began seeking him out daily—discussing life, ideals, and always finding excuses to be near him.

Well, well. Usually, I'm the one doing the pursuing. Now I'm the one being pursued!

Amused, Yuujin played along, spending increasingly intimate time with her. Then, on a certain dark and windy night, Bulma invited him into her room—where the two indulged in passionate, sinful union.

The moment they became one, Bulma wept tears of joy.

Tears of joy, not pain!

Using his well-honed skills, Yuujin brought Bulma to heights of pleasure she had never known, leaving her utterly spent.

As she lay weakly in his arms afterward, her lovestruck gaze was enough to melt any heart…

After Bulma, Universe 7's Tights and Launch fell victim to Yuujin's charms as well. Only Android 18 posed a slight challenge, but with some assistance from her Universe 13 counterparts, she too was conquered.

Thus, Yuujin's harem gained numerous "twin pairs"—

Twin Bulmas, twin Tights, twin Launches, even triplet Android 18s…

Even the Red Silk Girls who had accompanied Yuujin—like Videl and Yulin—found their Universe 7 counterparts. They suggested recruiting and training them to serve alongside Yuujin as partner battle maidens.

It wasn't a bad idea. Twin pairs had exceptional synergy, especially for techniques like Fusion. Since the girls were so eager, Yuujin reluctantly agreed.

Of course, outright kidnapping would be tasteless. While expanding his harem and battle maiden corps with twins was appealing, there was no need to rush. Yuujin planned to later establish Sacred Maid Academies and Red Silk Girls Academies in Universe 7, gradually recruiting them there.

To be continued…