#619 - Chapter 617 The more nonsense people talk, the happier they are
#619 - Chapter 617 The more nonsense people talk, the happier they are
"Eh? Uncle Gou, how did you know that the improvement I made today is called 'Mind's Eye'? I've never told anyone about that before."
Speaking of this Mind's Eye, it's really amazing. I only heard about it a few days ago when I was playing games with Tianxing, and then the next day, I improved a little bit in 'Mind's Eye.'
Oh, right, you probably don't know what its function is, right? Well, logically speaking, you two old men probably wouldn't know."
Gou Dehao had long heard that this [Come On] kid was a lively chatterbox, and now he's finally seen it for himself.
If he's a chatterbox, then so be it, as long as he doesn't continue to talk about tricking him into gambling.
However, the saying "what you fear will come" is not just for show.
Sitting in the back row, Xiao Zhang spoke again:
"Mind's Eye is a term in the game. With it, I can increase my chances of seeing through the opponent's weaknesses and also increase the damage I do to that weakness. For example, Uncle Gou, your weakness right now is very obvious, which is that you're afraid of my mouth. Although I don't know why, I guess it has something to do with what just happened."
"Cough cough, cough cough cough."
"See, I was right, wasn't I? As soon as I open my mouth, your throat feels uncomfortable. This is the power of abilities, magical and unreasonable."
Gou Dehao turned his head, glared, and interrupted Xiao Zhang:
"Magical my ass, shut up! Isn't your tongue dry?!"
Oh my god, he just wanted to find a Level 5 ability user to gamble with casually, how could he run into this guy!
"Uncle Gou, you don't understand. My ability 'Improve a Little Bit Every Day' can improve anything. The smoothness of my leg hair has improved by three points. How could my tongue not improve! The difference between me and those other ability users is that I improve everything comprehensively. I practice what others practice, and I also practice what others can't."
Xiao Zhang said with a serious face:
"No one practices their tongue, but I'm different. My ability allows me to practice everything. My tongue alone has improved by more than thirty points. Now, it's not only not afraid of being dry, but it can also change its length at will. Its flexibility and toughness far exceed that of ordinary people. How could it be dry?"
"Xiao Zhang, let me ask you a question, what has your ability improved the most?"
Gou Dehao, after taking two deep breaths, felt that since he couldn't stop him from talking, he needed to keep the topic firmly in his own hands, and he must not let him speak freely, otherwise who knows what would come out of his mouth.
Hearing his question, Xiao Zhang's already bright eyes shone even brighter:
"Speaking of what has improved the most, there's a lot to talk about. As everyone knows, I am a diligent person. I run on the treadmill for four hours every day, lifting weights while running, and I also get the amplification of my ability, which makes me stronger every moment.
Two uncles, although my ability is weak, it excels at accumulation. Improving a little bit every day may not sound like much, but it doesn't improve by a fixed value, but rather grows based on my current situation. Due to my persistence, every muscle and bone in my body has surpassed a large number of people.
But my ability also has a drawback, it can't improve things that I don't know or don't have. So, the aspect that I have improved the most is what I have the most of, which is, cough cough, two uncles, I'll keep you in suspense here, how about you guess?"
Can't improve things you don't have?
Then how could you improve on "Mind's Eye"? Can you call being so lacking in brains as having it?
Gou Dehao was suspicious of his words, secretly rolled his eyes, and said slowly:
"Xiao Zhang, we two are old, our brains don't work well, we can't guess, you should just say it."
Hearing his words, Xiao Zhang looked expectantly at Mo Wang beside him.
But this retired soldier, who didn't have much to say in the first place, didn't give him the response he wanted, and only said a few words:
"Can't guess."
"Okay, it seems that you two uncles are indeed a bit old, you can't even guess this. Then I'll announce the answer, the thing that I have improved the most is, is, is 'Happiness'! You didn't guess it, did you? I am a happy person. The thing I have the most of is happiness. It allows me to live in joy every day, and it fills me with vitality at all times. Uncles, you..."
Gou Dehao, who was driving in the front, silently put on the Bluetooth headset that Gou Yigou had bought for him.
The more nonsense someone says, the happier they are. This is really true.
This Xiao Zhang really talks a lot. Yigou is better, he talks less and even buys him the best noise-canceling headphones...
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Inside the Walking Dragon.
"Dot One, did your main body say that Xiao Qi has already taken the bait and is flying this way?"
Yu Ding, who was still sitting here controlling the direction of the Walking Dragon, opened his eyes and looked at Xiao Fifteen Dot One in front of him.
"That's right, Xiao Qi should be joining us in two days. Then we can leave this damn place."
"Who exactly is Xiao Qi? You all seem to be very familiar with him?"
The doppelganger robot next to him showed a yellow question mark in his eyes, which was very conspicuous in this dark space.
( O _ O ) ?
Yu Ding slowly explained:
"Xiao Qi is a freshman who enrolled this year and has an ability that is even more outrageous than mine, which ignores distance, and grows whenever someone has emotions."
"What ability is so outrageous? Is it even better than Baili XunGuang's [World Walker]?"
Hearing the robot's question, Yu Ding shook his hair with telekinesis:
"Not quite, but it's close. After all, his ability can be controlled. If he's lucky, he might have your ability tomorrow."
Xiao Fifteen Dot One also followed up:
"Copying abilities all have a limit, but he doesn't. Do you understand now?"
Hearing the words of these two seniors, the question mark in the robot's eyes instantly turned into an exclamation point.
( ; ゚ д ゚ ) !
Wow Kaka, sounds amazing!
I wonder what his game level is?
Xiao Fifteen Dot One pondered over the part of the memory that Xiao Fifteen had sent back and said:
"He usually likes to play games too, and I heard he's pretty good at it. You might have met him in the game."
"Then I should have met him. I've played every game."
Speaking of games, the robot's display screen showed a proud look:
( 。 - ` ω ´ - )
Yu Ding interrupted his boasting:
"Enough about him, those bugs are coming again, go clean them up again."
"Rush where?"
"Rush west!"
The tireless robot shot towards the west.
( ง • _ • ) ง
......
Qingyun City.
A young man holding a game console and playing a game sensed the images returning from his mind and instantly developed a strong interest in the "Xiao Qi" he had never met.
Many skills?
Let's take a look at the apprenticeship system.
"You Tianxing, stop playing, go through the teleportation gate to clean up the Mangban Worms in the south!"
"Okay, Sister Kong! Let's go!"
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