#415 - Chapter 414: Buluofen's Earthy Love Talk
#415 - Chapter 414: Buluofen's Earthy Love Talk
Watching Instructor Huanhuan walk straight into the courtyard, Qi Jing struggled to suppress the smile on his face.
What was this guy thinking? Using such a long string of cheesy pickup lines to chase a girl? It's absolutely hilarious.
Doesn't he feel embarrassed?
"Huanhuan, please give me a chance, okay! Huanhuan, I truly love you, I'll give you everything I own!"
Bu Luofen was still shouting outside the courtyard, trying to salvage Huanhuan's departure.
But Instructor Huanhuan's pace not only didn't slow down, but actually quickened.
Being able to listen for this long was already testing her patience; any longer and she feared she wouldn't be able to resist throwing the poison in her hand at this orange-haired tangerine.
If Tongtong didn't still have to manage things, she probably would have left as well.
Huanhuan could ignore him, but as the logistics officer, she still wanted to get her hands on Bu Luofen's Jun Ape.
"Bu Luofen, Huanhuan isn't interested in you. If it weren't for the Jun Ape, she might not even see you. Hurry up and bring the Jun Ape over, let's negotiate a normal price."
"Huanhuan really doesn't love me?"
The light seemed to fade from Bu Luofen's eyes, but after a moment, he perked up again.
"Huanhuan is just testing me! As long as I do enough, I'll definitely be able to win Huanhuan over!"
At this moment, his eyes seemed to sparkle with little stars, and it was clear that his drive and energy had returned.
Then, he gazed expectantly at the courtyard, as if he could see Huanhuan's figure through the red walls, and a smile representing "happiness" rose on his face.
Qi Jing was stunned by the sight. Was this the self-comforting type of simp?
It was a bit too much.
Tongtong's eyelid twitched when she saw that he ignored her, and she shouted:
"Oi, Mr. Bu, I'm talking to you. Are we still trading or not? If not, I'm closing the door to guests."
"No, Sister Tongtong, just let me see Huanhuan once, just one more time and I'll send the Jun Ape over, no need for points."
Bu Luofen's eyes were full of pleading, even with a hint of begging.
Tongtong slapped her forehead.
They shouldn't have saved this orange-haired tangerine. Now it was stuck to them, and they couldn't get rid of him no matter what.
"Are you sure?"
"Sure!"
Seeing Tongtong relent, Bu Luofen was as happy as a priest hearing God's prayer, his whole body filled with purity and firmness.
Fine, just fine.
Tongtong was helpless. For the captain's Jun Ape, she was really sacrificing too much.
"Wait here, I'll go get her."
After she entered the door, Bu Luofen jumped three feet high with joy like a child, constantly muttering something.
Qi Jing silently took half a step forward, blocking Tan Zuoyin from him.
He couldn't let Zuoyin be infected by this guy.
But Bu Luofen seemed to notice his little action, put away the roses, took two steps towards him, and asked:
"This dear young friend, are you also here to trade for the Jun Ape? You look very young, you must still be a student at the academy, right?"
Dear young friend? What kind of address was that?
Qi Jing nodded cautiously:
"Yes, I'm a freshman this year."
When encountering strange strangers greeting you, you must be careful and even more careful. This was the principle that his mother had told him since he was a child.
"Only a freshman, huh."
It seemed he didn't recognize him.
Qi Jing had thought that everyone in Qingyun City would know about him, the rookie king.
Bu Luofen continued to ask:
"Are you Huanhuan's younger brother?"
"No."
"Then is she Huanhuan's younger sister?"
"Also no."
"Then are you Huanhuan's...?"
Qi Jing's mouth twitched. How much did he like Instructor Huanhuan? He couldn't stop saying Huanhuan, Huanhuan.
"We're here to trade for the Jun Ape."
Intuition told Qi Jing not to let him know that he had a good relationship with the Chenxi Squad, otherwise he would definitely be pestered by this guy.
Sure enough, hearing this news, Bu Luofen was a little disappointed, and nodded lightly:
"The Jun Ape at the door is yours, huh? Amazing. I wonder when Huanhuan will accept me."
What did the first half of that sentence have to do with the second half?
He couldn't understand this guy's thought process.
Should he leave here and go inside?
No, no, if he went inside, he would definitely be seen as having a relationship with Instructor Huanhuan, and he would definitely be pestered when he came out.
Then should he leave now?
That wouldn't be good either. Qi Jing still wanted to continue watching how he chased Instructor Huanhuan. His gossiping heart was burning brightly!
So.
He should pretend to look at his phone.
Qi Jing held his phone in his hand, staring blankly at Tan Zuoyin's little feet, while his ears were focused on listening to Bu Luofen's muttering.
"Huanhuan, I've been looking for a book recently, a book called 'How to Make You Fall in Love with Me,' but I found that every page in the book is your name. It turns out that you are my answer."
"They say that the most beautiful thing in the world is the starry sky, but since I met you, I've found that the most beautiful thing is the stars in your eyes, because they only shine for me."
"Do you know? I've been learning to cook recently, but no matter how I cook, I can't make your flavor, because you are unique, and no recipe can replicate your deliciousness."
"I heard that time can heal everything, but I found that time between you and me only deepens the depth of my love for you. No medicine can cure my longing for you."
"Do you believe in fate? I believe in it, because fate allowed me to meet you, and you are my fate, the trajectory I will follow for the rest of my life."
......
Oh my god, he's reciting!
Qi Jing was shocked for a hundred years.
There were actually people who recited such a long string of words without having a language class or Xiao Ba. Admirable, admirable.
"Mr. Bu, hurry up and hand over the Jun Ape, we'll give you points, and get out of here."
Huanhuan's voice and her figure came from the courtyard door.
Bu Luofen once again selectively turned a deaf ear:
"Huanhuan, my love for you is like the Earth revolving around the Sun, never stopping; my love for you is like the stars guarding the night sky, never leaving or forsaking; you are my North Star, guiding the direction of my progress..."
"Can't you understand human language? Hurry up, either give me the Jun Ape and leave, or get lost."
Impatience was written all over Huanhuan's face.
If it weren't for Tongtong's painstaking persuasion, she wouldn't have come out to see this leech.
He had chased her all the way from Lingxiao City to Qingyun City. This orange-haired guy was really annoying.
If Tongtong and Xingfa hadn't stopped her, she would have directly poisoned this bird-brained idiot into a vegetable long ago.
"Huanhuan, I love you, not for the courage of the crowd, not... Huanhuan, don't go, I'll give you the Jun Ape, it's in the back."
Seeing Huanhuan about to leave again, Bu Luofen anxiously shouted to the back:
"Butler! Send the Jun Ape over, send it over quickly!"
But Huanhuan had already entered the courtyard, without turning her head at all.
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